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[TheBryanJZX90]

I still wonder how an english teacher in Moscow can spend 300 bucks for some cheeks and plans to go again the next weekend. Do you teach english to oligarch children?

Maybe he teaches the Russian internet troll farms that go around and shit up every open access comment thread available.

 

[Biske]

Why is the law enforcement and governments making it difficult? They just don't care or some of them are getting paid?

It depends where and the specific circumstances but all the standard things, from its too big a problem to really deal with, if they save 10 girls, 10 more will be brought in next week, the girls are dumb sluts anyways, they are on the take benefiting and from it, partaking in it, if they do fight against it they are in for a rash of shit for trying to break up a nice little racket they got going on and will face repercussions.

Things get political with countries as one country doesn't want to fuck things up by going too hard after another country.

So then you have stuff like the Trafficking in Persons report https://www.state.gov/j/tip/rls/tiprpt/2016/258696.htm where if a powerful/influential country gets placed in the rank they should be, the political fallout is bad so they lobby to get placed higher and everybody wins.

The more you dig into these things the more you realize, the world is bad because we want it to be bad.


Though thats not to say there arent a lot of amazing governments/people/cops etc working to fight all this. It's just not an easy thing of "we all agree we should stop slavery, lets stop it." It's just not how the world works.

 

[ClosingADoor]

It's particularly bad in Holland, where prostitution is legal, but so socially frowned upon that the women don't receive the same care and protection as ordinary citizens. Women are taken there expecting to become nannies or au pairs, but have their passports taken away and are forced to work in the Red Light district. At least that's how things used to be. Maybe Dutch GAF can weigh in on this - I hope it's changed in the last fifteen years. Even setting Holland aside, I suspect the exploitation and enslavement of impoverished Eastern European women by organised crime factions is as bad as it's ever been.

There are a ton of random checks involved in Holland these days, and when you can't show ID or it looks shady, you are closing. Of course this has the effect of pushing the bad things towards the internet, where it is harder to check. Most high profile cases in the news over the past years where all online, since the police can't check everything.

It is true that it is mostly Eastern European girls. But that is also because of the income difference. Making a few hundred on a good night is the same as working a month in a lot of countries there still.

 

[Aselith]

Is there a spell or item that replenishes that bar?

The Ritual of Masturbation replenishes it

 

[Bluemongoose]

If she's not attractive then she's not a MILF by definition.

I didn't think that through. lol . Ughh .

 

[SDBurton]

So I've been laying low in here because it occured to me after I woke up and my henessy had worn off that I was taking an L and okay I accept that. Ls are part of life.

The one thing that irks me in here are the people saying "hur dur you should of bought an escort" or just dragging sex work in general. You can go to a strip club and not want to hire a prostitute. It is an amazing atmosphere to have a bunch of crazy lights, loud music and butt naked ladies walking around. It was a great club and I don't want to break the law and pay for sex nor potentially have her lose her job. I hate this idea how indulging in legal adult entertainment is automatically trashy.

I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.

The first bolded gave me hope that you understood your mistakes and learned from them.

The next two showed me that you did not. At all. lol

 

[Zackat]

The first bolded gave me hope that you understood your mistakes and learned from them.

The next two showed me that you did not. At all. lol

So close yet so far

 

[Bluemongoose]

So I've been laying low in here because it occured to me after I woke up and my henessy had worn off that I was taking an L and okay I accept that. Ls are part of life.

The one thing that irks me in here are the people saying "hur dur you should of bought an escort" or just dragging sex work in general. You can go to a strip club and not want to hire a prostitute. It is an amazing atmosphere to have a bunch of crazy lights, loud music and butt naked ladies walking around. It was a great club and I don't want to break the law and pay for sex nor potentially have her lose her job. I hate this idea how indulging in legal adult entertainment is automatically trashy.

I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.

Always err on the side of caution. She WASN'T into you. Even if you really think she was. She WASN'T. But hey, your self-esteem is nigh unshakable so kudos to you.

 

[demosthenes]

So I've been laying low in here because it occured to me after I woke up and my henessy had worn off that I was taking an L and okay I accept that. Ls are part of life.

The one thing that irks me in here are the people saying "hur dur you should of bought an escort" or just dragging sex work in general. You can go to a strip club and not want to hire a prostitute. It is an amazing atmosphere to have a bunch of crazy lights, loud music and butt naked ladies walking around. It was a great club and I don't want to break the law and pay for sex nor potentially have her lose her job. I hate this idea how indulging in legal adult entertainment is automatically trashy.

I still think one of them was into me but whatever. You can be a stripper and enjoy dancing on a hot client with a lot of money. I'm not saying that she was down just that she liked me and thought I was cute. I'll go back and see her next weekend. She was fun to talk to but I'm not going to be some chump that tries to win her over. I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.

GG wallet.

Can't wait for the thread titled "I'm broke, lost all my money on a stripper"

 

[shintoki]

Damn OP, you lucky as fuck. You have a hot stripper into you. Imagine all the dirty things she is going to do to you when you go back. Make sure to spend more this time too, to monopolize her time. Don't want any other scoring in on your catch.

You got this OP

 

[Portugeezer]

Only question: When you spread the cheeks did you take a whiff?

 

[shintoki]

Only question: When you spread the cheeks did you take a whiff?

When one spreads the cheeks. They better be cleaning it out with their tongue!

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

I realize it's entertainment and I respect those boundaries but I'm telling y'all she was into me.

I love this sentence.

 

[FranF]

It depends where and the specific circumstances but all the standard things, from its too big a problem to really deal with, if they save 10 girls, 10 more will be brought in next week, the girls are dumb sluts anyways

 

[Herr Schwarz]

Is that you, Bill O'Reilly?

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

I've been to strip clubs in the U.S., Mexico and Japan. By far I've had the best time in Mexico.

U.S. strips clubs are ok but it gets expensive real quick. Had the normal experience watching dancers drinking and NO touching.

When I visited Japan I went to two different Strip clubs. It was more like a cabaret show. Girls danced and it was more of story telling performance than than shaking their ass on stripper poles and what not. They also let you take a picture afterwards and have them in whatever position you wanted for a price. Mostly older guys and they let you byob.

My favorite is a strip club in Tijuana, Mexico called Hong Kong. Girls all look like super models place is pretty much a strip club and brothe( they have a hotel next door)l. Beers are cheap girls are always dancing and instead of you wanting to touch they're all over you, grabbing your junk and making you touch them. I've seen they're shaving cream show a couple of times, saw some girls pull a random dude from the crowd on stage and fuck him. They have the whole naked girl with sushi on her body thing. I've had a friend get pulled up on stage and get his dick sucked.... definetly the craziest strip club I've ever been to.

 

[adamantypants]

ITT: BRO I THINK SHE LIKES ME

 

[Stuggernaut]

My favorite is a strip club in Tijuana, Mexico called Hong Kong. Girls all look like super models place is pretty much a strip club and brothe( they have a hotel next door)l. Beers are cheap girls are always dancing and instead of you wanting to touch they're all over you, grabbing your junk and making you touch them. I've seen they're shaving cream show a couple of times, saw some girls pull a random dude from the crowd on stage and fuck him. They have the whole naked girl with sushi on her body thing. I've had a friend get pulled up on stage and get his dick sucked.... definetly the craziest strip club I've ever been to.

Just reading this makes me want to go to my local clinic.

 

[TAJ]

Always err on the side of caution. She WASN'T into you. Even if you really think she was. She WASN'T. But hey, your self-esteem is nigh unshakable so kudos to you.

This is one of those times where I'm reminded that self-esteem/confidence and gullibility are directly linked chemically.

 

[Aselith]

Just reading this makes me want to go to my local clinic.

Feeling nauseated at the thought of that sushi tbh

 

[Funyarinpa]

In all honesty, this guy isn't 100% wrong. Why isn't there a third hole exclusively reserved for the D? (Mouth does not count)

Alternatively urine and poo should come out of one hole with the vagina being a one-way-street.

God is a troll.

Back on topic: what did you expect from strip clubs in Russia? I've visited a strip club in Ibiza 10 yeas ago...fantastic.

The urinary tract in the female body is actually a different orifice than the vagina canal, but okay

 

[Uno Venova]

so how much are plane tickets from NYC to Tijuana

 

[Puck Beaverton]

I've been dreaming about going to Hong Kong. That place sounds wonderful.

 

[neoanarch]

Yeah. After that line whatever his point was is completely lost.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Yeah. After that line whatever his point was is completely lost.

I believe those were meant to be reflective of the government/law enforcement's responses, not Biske's own thoughts.

 

[hodayathink]

I mean... we live in a world where governments are fantastically corrupt/inept, cops regularly get away with actually murdering people facing no consequences, women live in constant fear of being raped, sexually harassed, assaulted, struggle to just be treated equally, etc., etc., and yet some how expect the sex industry to be above board and kosher.

It's a Mark world filled with victims marking marks.


This isn't putting down sex work, of course a lot of people do it and love it and it can be a great way to make money, but how you can participate in it and not have a significant fucking pause. I just don't understand.

At least in the US, it's not that hard. You just talk to people. Which isn't to say that they won't lie to you, because some will. But using strip clubs as an example, they don't coordinate their lies, so you talk to multiple people. It is possible to be an ethical consumer in the sex industry, it just takes work.

 

[blackflag]

Not into strip clibs at all I just hate the atmosphere and the fakeness of it all...but having spent 10 years in the military, I got dragged to a few in several different countries and yeah it's very different for sure.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

Feeling nauseated at the thought of that sushi tbh

Yeah we say not thank you to the sushi girl also.
There's some YouTube videos you can look up of the club. Cool place to have a drink and talk to girls but I would definetly not pick any up. Also there's a large amount of Asian people who visit the club, it honestly surprised me the first time I went.

 

[Stencil]

Damn, $300?? No wonder they liked you, Generous Foreigner.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

so how much are plane tickets from NYC to Tijuana

If you're ever in San Diego and want to go just let me know. 👍

 

[Bluemongoose]

This is one of those times where I'm reminded that self-esteem/confidence and gullibility are directly linked chemically.

Are they really?

 

[neoanarch]

I believe those were meant to be reflective of the government/law enforcement's responses, not Biske's own thoughts.

Ok. yeah that makes sense.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

The urinary tract in the female body is actually a different orifice than the vagina canal, but okay

Do you expect a guy saying "this guy isn't 100% wrong" about that Redditor to know the first thing about female anatomy?

 

[Slayven]

300 dollars to see a butthole

 

[SapientWolf]

I've been to strip clubs in the U.S., Mexico and Japan. By far I've had the best time in Mexico.

U.S. strips clubs are ok but it gets expensive real quick. Had the normal experience watching dancers drinking and NO touching.

When I visited Japan I went to two different Strip clubs. It was more like a cabaret show. Girls danced and it was more of story telling performance than than shaking their ass on stripper poles and what not. They also let you take a picture afterwards and have them in whatever position you wanted for a price. Mostly older guys and they let you byob.

My favorite is a strip club in Tijuana, Mexico called Hong Kong. Girls all look like super models place is pretty much a strip club and brothe( they have a hotel next door)l. Beers are cheap girls are always dancing and instead of you wanting to touch they're all over you, grabbing your junk and making you touch them. I've seen they're shaving cream show a couple of times, saw some girls pull a random dude from the crowd on stage and fuck him. They have the whole naked girl with sushi on her body thing. I've had a friend get pulled up on stage and get his dick sucked.... definetly the craziest strip club I've ever been to.

I'm pretty sure that buttass naked sushi is a violation of at least one food safety code.

 

[TAJ]

Are they really?

Yeah, oxytocin increases them both proportionately.
Tribalism is increased as well.

 

[ArjanN]

sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...

C'mon man.

Fawning over gullible marks to get their money is literally their job.

Also, let's be real, the Venn diagram of Russian strippers and Russian prostitutes is pretty much just a perfect circle.

 

[Earthbound64]

300 dollars to see a butthole

*3 buttholes

$100 per butthole.

 

[Symphonia]

Is it sex shaming to be against the very real and horrific practice of human trafficking?

You know full well I’m not referring to sex trafficking.

 

[ArjanN]

*3 buttholes

$100 per butthole.

I'm pretty sure the point was more that for $300 he also just could have gotten laid.

 

[Earthbound64]

I'm pretty sure the point was more that for $300 he also just could have gotten laid.

I'm aware of that.
Still, need to break down and itemize OP's spending.

 

[perfectchaos007]

*3 buttholes

$100 per butthole.

People have paid more to watch spiderman the musical. eastern european woman's butthole >>> Broadway's Spiderman the musical.

 

[Earthbound64]

People have paid more to watch spiderman the musical. eastern european woman's butthole >>> Broadway's Spiderman the musical.

Well, when you put it like that...
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(green is noise)

 

[Biske]

Yeah. After that line whatever his point was is completely lost.

I believe those were meant to be reflective of the government/law enforcement's responses, not Biske's own thoughts.

Yeah sorry folks, I was speaking in the types of justifications people give. In reading books like "The Natashas" By Victor Malarek as they are talking with people involved in it, a lot of them look down on the women in that way and rationalize it away.

At least in the US, it's not that hard. You just talk to people. Which isn't to say that they won't lie to you, because some will. But using strip clubs as an example, they don't coordinate their lies, so you talk to multiple people. It is possible to be an ethical consumer in the sex industry, it just takes work.

Oh for sure, I'm not trying to shame people, not at all, but I do think we should all be mindful of such things

 

[Renegade Frost]

I didn't want to be vulgar but it was naked and rubbing on my bare chest...

Dude what are you like 5 or something

lololol

 

[StoneFox]

In all honesty, this guy isn't 100% wrong. Why isn't there a third hole exclusively reserved for the D? (Mouth does not count)

Alternatively urine and poo should come out of one hole with the vagina being a one-way-street.

God is a troll.

Back on topic: what did you expect from strip clubs in Russia? I've visited a strip club in Ibiza 10 yeas ago...fantastic.

WTF am I reading?

You forget that the vagina exists and then you think women should have cloacas. LMAO

 

[outunderthestars]

Widdle, what the hell is wrong with you man? If you are that lonely, use that $300, sign up on some dating sites, and try and meet someone.

 

[lawnchair]

everyone is just jealous that they didn't spread as many buttcheeks as you, OP.

you spent 300 bucks, you had a good time, you obviously felt it was worth it. nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

WTF am I reading?

You forget that the vagina exists and then you think women should have cloacas. LMAO

In all honesty, this guy isn't 100% wrong. Lizardpeople are the future.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Try the Windmill in Pattaya, though I heard their license was suspended for a month due to too many violations.
So you know it's good.