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A Jogger Dubbed The "Mad Pooper" Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs
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Subpar Scrub
Banned
Don't train your family dogs to be viscous or attack. Only jerks do that.
bonesmccoy
Banned
Something similar happens, currently, at my local head office.
Dueces next to the toilet. Sometimes just smears all over the stall. It used to happen more frequently, so the theory is that the turdmaestro retired but passed the baton to a younger coworker.
Women's washroom, btw.
Dagobert Duck
Member
This is utterly disgusting...why just why would you do that...
Its an act of anger - the person is sending a angry message without taking responsibility.
IchigoSharingan
Member
I would prefer her nickname be No Johns
I imagine the disproportionate amount of sex crimes committed by one gender influences their judgment a little.
But you're right. In a perfect society, men would be just as non-awful in this area as women.
TheVampire
Banned
She can't be bargained with.
She can't be reasoned with.
She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or shame.
And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until she takes that shit in their yard.
She can't be reasoned with.
She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or shame.
And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until she takes that shit in their yard.
SiteSeer
Member
i choose 'shit-heel jane'.
TheCochese
Banned
It's not often you see deuces wild.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
DirtyLarry
Member
Any chance you live in New Jersey?
The reason I ask is there was a mad crapper in a town by me when I was in high school. I actually wound up meeting the kid who it was. It was not a women.
But I find it hilarious there has been more than one mad crapper in the world and now I am wondering if it is somehow a NJ thing.
Steeped in a Sea of Games
Member
She's all bloated up just like a balloon
She shits so fast like she just ate some prunes
Pooper. Mad pooper. Pooper. Mad pooper was just here.
perfectchaos007
Member
She may have a severe form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome or IBS. You can go from not having to poop to ready to explode in seconds, and there's not enough time to get to a toilet even if theres one relatively nearby.
Nope, not in NJ. Apparently mad crapping is a universal thing.
That doesn't explain the preparation, repetition and lack of embarrassment when confronted
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Charmin is offering a free years supply of TP if the Mad Pooper turns herself in.
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Pshhh Cottonelle or no deal.
Any Questions
Member
This thread. It's making me chuckle every time I dip back in.
Baron von Loathsome
Member
Lol
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Mind blown.
Dr. Zoidberg
Member
If that's the case then she needs to jog at home on a treadmill or not jog at all.
Also, everyone in this thread who has a post that is nothing but a bad joke should be banned.
Party pooper
Whoa.
This is bigger than when I realized HP Sauce stood for Houses of Parliament despite the Houses of Parliament being boldly illustrated on the bottle for my entire 46 years of life.
Wow. Some things you never think about or realize until they get pointed out. I can't believe I've missed this so long.
Generalpsyduck
Banned
I'd take that. TP is expensive as fuck.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Mr. Giggles
Member
Revenge pooping.
I thought I was the only one that did this... glad to know I'm not alone.
I thought I was the only one that did this... glad to know I'm not alone.
GKSilKamina
Member
...I never would have noticed this on my own.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Don't worry I found out earlier this year. I have probably eaten at least ten gallons of HP sauce in my lifetime.
I was born and raised in the UK.
Lol it always makes me laugh how many people clue in when they first realize the HP sauce thing (I was late to that party too).
On topic; I've always wondered how restrooms get smeared with crap now and then. This thread has taught me that some people are disgusting shit-smearing orangutans and they purposely make a mess.
On topic; I've always wondered how restrooms get smeared with crap now and then. This thread has taught me that some people are disgusting shit-smearing orangutans and they purposely make a mess.
We had a repeat incident at work called the Poo-Curtain Bandit. basically someone would build elaborate curtains to cover every seam and crack in the toilet stalls, presumably for privacy, by draping toilet paper and jamming it into the hunger and so on.
This would be weird, but innocuous except for the fact that the person never dismantled the creations. Just left them there for the next stall user. That's rude, but I cannot abide treating our cleaners like that. Why should they have to clean up after your mania, you selfish weirdo?
We've also had some very acrobatic users miss the bowl with solids.
This would be weird, but innocuous except for the fact that the person never dismantled the creations. Just left them there for the next stall user. That's rude, but I cannot abide treating our cleaners like that. Why should they have to clean up after your mania, you selfish weirdo?
We've also had some very acrobatic users miss the bowl with solids.
formasymphonic
Member
In retrospect I'm surprised this thread was able to keep going for 5 pages. Personally thought it would have stopped at number 2.
I've seen this happen before too and I've suspected that they felt they were doing a service for the next person-they saw it as a positive and just assume everyone would be grateful for it.
This happend on the Stern Show in one of their bathrooms in the studio. The culprit didn't reveal themselves but they had a crime scene investigator come in to try to determine what happened. Like how Dexter is a blood splatter expert.
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