Colorado Springs is Team USA Olympics HQ. Maybe she's preparing for the poop n' jog biathlon, just in case it ever becomes an Olympic sport
They need to work on the enema long jump too
Colorado Springs is Team USA Olympics HQ. Maybe she's preparing for the poop n' jog biathlon, just in case it ever becomes an Olympic sport
Buy a rottie or pit and let her jog away from that
We had someone dubbed the "mad crapper" at work. They would take the bag out of a garbage can poop in it, put the bag back in.
In the men's room they would snear shit all over the toilet and the stall.
Eventually some behavior in a different department put it all together. A woman was sending coworkers texts with pictures of her shits. None of those people said anything! Then one day in her department she pooped in a garbage can in front of a coworker. That person didn't even tell anyone in management about it. It just circulated as a rumor until finally making its way up the chain. She was not fired, she claimed a medical condition. The solution was that someone had to be with her at all times.
Eventually there were company wide layoffs and she was rolled in and let go then.
Something similar happens, currently, at my local head office.
Dueces next to the toilet. Sometimes just smears all over the stall. It used to happen more frequently, so the theory is that the turdmaestro retired but passed the baton to a younger coworker.
Women's washroom, btw.
This is utterly disgusting...why just why would you do that...
If a guy dropped his pants and pooped in front of women and children, he'd have been caught, charged and placed on the sex offender registry by the night of the incident. If he was black on top of it, he'd probably be dead.
The fact that she's done this multiple times and the police are still going "Eh, I really hope she cuts it out before we have to bring charges against her" is really telling. I wish that sort of mercy was extended to everyone.
I would prefer her nickname be No Johns
people will pay good money, someone do a stake outAny videos?
Any videos?
Any videos?
Any chance you live in New Jersey?We had someone dubbed the "mad crapper" at work. They would take the bag out of a garbage can poop in it, put the bag back in.
In the men's room they would snear shit all over the toilet and the stall.
Eventually some behavior in a different department put it all together. A woman was sending coworkers texts with pictures of her shits. None of those people said anything! Then one day in her department she pooped in a garbage can in front of a coworker. That person didn't even tell anyone in management about it. It just circulated as a rumor until finally making its way up the chain. She was not fired, she claimed a medical condition. The solution was that someone had to be with her at all times.
Eventually there were company wide layoffs and she was rolled in and let go then.
she has no style
she cannot wait
this lass likes to defecate
So....repressed anger? Mental illness? Shitty person?
Any chance you live in New Jersey?
The reason I ask is there was a mad crapper in a town by me when I was in high school. I actually wound up meeting the kid who it was. It was not a women.
But I find it hilarious there has been more than one mad crapper in the world and now I am wondering if it is somehow a NJ thing.
She may have a severe form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome or IBS. You can go from not having to poop to ready to explode in seconds, and there's not enough time to get to a toilet even if theres one relatively nearby.
Charmin is offering a free years supply of TP if the Mad Pooper turns herself in.
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
Charmin is offering a free years supply of TP if the Mad Pooper turns herself in.
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
Charmin is offering a free years supply of TP if the Mad Pooper turns herself in.
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
Mind blown.not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
She may have a severe form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome or IBS. You can go from not having to poop to ready to explode in seconds, and there's not enough time to get to a toilet even if theres one relatively nearby.
Party pooperIf that's the case then she needs to jog at home on a treadmill or not jog at all.
Also, everyone in this thread who has a post that is nothing but a bad joke should be banned.
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
I'd take that. TP is expensive as fuck.Charmin is offering a free years supply of TP if the Mad Pooper turns herself in.
http://bit.ly/2xsTkCn
Whoa.
This is bigger than when I realized HP Sauce stood for Houses of Parliament despite the Houses of Parliament being boldly illustrated on the bottle for my entire 46 years of life.
This is bigger than when I realized HP Sauce stood for Houses of Parliament despite the Houses of Parliament being boldly illustrated on the bottle for my entire 46 years of life.
not surprised, their entire ad campaign is based off the "does a bear shit in the woods?" joke
Whoa.
This is bigger than when I realized HP Sauce stood for Houses of Parliament despite the Houses of Parliament being boldly illustrated on the bottle for my entire 46 years of life.
How is it that this is the thread that's making me feel dumb.
We had a repeat incident at work called the Poo-Curtain Bandit. basically someone would build elaborate curtains to cover every seam and crack in the toilet stalls, presumably for privacy, by draping toilet paper and jamming it into the hunger and so on.
This would be weird, but innocuous except for the fact that the person never dismantled the creations. Just left them there for the next stall user. That's rude, but I cannot abide treating our cleaners like that. Why should they have to clean up after your mania, you selfish weirdo?
We've also had some very acrobatic users miss the bowl with solids.