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Florida Man in fake beard with throwing knives breaks into massage parlor via roof

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Winter Park police arrested a man who they say was hiding in an attic of a local business.

23-year-old Mosies Marrero is being held in the Orange County jail on no bond for armed burglary. Police say he was wearing a fake beard, black gloves, and had three throwing knives on him when he was arrested.

Police say they were alerted Monday by a woman sleeping inside Non-Oriental Massage Sky Inc. She told police she started hearing noises above her. She first stepped out of the room to see if someone had come in through the front door and when she went back to the room, she saw a small light on and two black gloves coming from the ceiling.
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Valdes told Local 6 that his tenant told him a bizarre story of why Marrero was hiding there.

“He was using the story of being an activist for sex trades and thought something was going on,” says Valdes.
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Video : http://www.clickorlando.com/news/burglar-caught-hiding-in-attic-winter-park-police-say/32027760
 
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Guevara said:
Non-Oriental Massage Sky Inc.? That's really the name?

Maybe he broke in... on Occident.
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Valdes told Local 6 that his tenant told him a bizarre story of why Marrero was hiding there.

“He was using the story of being an activist for sex trades and thought something was going on,” says Valdes.
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Ya know, for coming up with a bullshit alibi on short notice, while in a panic... this isn't bad. Not bad at all.
 
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Marrero then locked himself in a massage room to try and evade police, but after using a crowbar and verbal commands, he finally gave up.
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lmao article is so badly written especially the "two black gloves coming from the ceiling." bit. Wtf does that even mean?
 
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I love living in Florida. These stories make me laugh so hard now, especially since my parents are in denial about the trend in stories from Florida.
 
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