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Silphonica · May 5, 2015

Any gaffers have a tight banjo string?

Been dating a girl for about 3 months now, I really like her, sex is good for me, but it's been awhile and so i jizz pretty quickly. So we started doing a lot of oral on each other before sex.

Heres the thing, everytime she sucks my dick I feel a sharp pain in my banjo string. However I can have sex no problem. I know my banjo string is a little tight so Ive decided to go to the doctor tomorrow about getting it detached but keeping it intact.

My self-confidence has nose dived because of it and now im drunk sitting with a sore penis after a failed attempt and im worried it will cause problems with our relationship.

FYI, handjobs are fine, I come with ease. Sex is even easier. But blowjobs, pain city. I'm sad GAF.

blame space · May 5, 2015

that blows!

Wag · May 5, 2015

That sucks!

blame space · May 5, 2015

tell us more about your inability to sustain an erection.

CrimzonSamurai · May 5, 2015

Um, what's a banjo string?

Nathan_Drake · May 5, 2015

Wow man. That blows. Forgive the pun. See a urologist. Those people have seen it all.

Lunaniem · May 5, 2015

I think the problem is you have a banjo string instead of a penis.

Emarv · May 5, 2015

I'm forwarding this to your HR director.

SteveWinwood · May 5, 2015

have you tried talking to a doctor

Chanser · May 5, 2015

See a doc.

srst · May 5, 2015

Must be hard for ya.

outunderthestars · May 5, 2015

I'm confused as to what the issue is. Are you saying that you can't come during a blowjob, come too quickly during a blow job, or that getting a blow job causes you pain?

dark_prinny · May 5, 2015

You should try another instrument. A flute perhaps?

Salsa · May 5, 2015

sounds like she's doing it wrong

kitchenmotors · May 5, 2015

CrimzonSamurai said:
Um, what's a banjo string?

banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Jawmuncher · May 5, 2015

Does your banjo string make good music at least?

Zombine · May 5, 2015

http://youtu.be/_jBF1dcTlcM

cdyhybrid · May 5, 2015

What the hell is a banjo string?

Edit: Oh. Yeah, I'd see a doctor about that.

televator · May 5, 2015

Banjo string? Loosen it?

MercuryLS · May 5, 2015

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Sorry OP, hope your doc can help you out.

LookAtMeGo · May 5, 2015

Does she have braces?

chicagocubsfan · May 5, 2015

Is Mileena your girlfriend?

J@hranimo · May 5, 2015

banjo....string? You need to get that checked man.

ooooooor maybe her head game isn't on point?

kittenbreath · May 5, 2015

This is why I don't regret being circumcised

Currygan · May 5, 2015

just call me when you need it, I'll be your body double

CrimzonSamurai · May 5, 2015

kitchenmotors said:
banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Yikes. I've never been happier to be cut.

Necromanti · May 5, 2015

A doctor should be able to help you with your problem, yes.

triplestation · May 5, 2015

why do you need a banjo for

Lulubop · May 5, 2015

Suck probably sucks at it. Must girls I've cum across blow hard at giving it.

Azzurri · May 5, 2015

Maybe it's the saliva?

On a side note it takes me forever to blow my load on a BJ.

Jawmuncher · May 5, 2015

chicagocubsfan said:
Is Mileena your girlfriend?

Unicorn · May 5, 2015

Is this your first blowjob? Anyone else to compare it to? maybe she just sucks (no pun intended)...

Tell her no teeth.

ShadowKingpin · May 5, 2015

Tell her to stop scraping her teeth on your dick.

outunderthestars · May 5, 2015

kitchenmotors said:
banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

the frenulum. There. Now we can actually talk about it like adults. It sounds like you have a tight frenulum. A doctor should be able to correct that fairly easily.

kai3345 · May 5, 2015

yeah bjs do nothing for me

The Lamp · May 5, 2015

kitchenmotors said:
banjo string
On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Oh, the frenulum.

That should not be functioning the way you describe, OP.

kittenbreath said:
This is why I don't regret being circumcised

The frenulum is the most nerve-dense part of the male genitals. It's sometimes called the G-spot of the penis. I've never heard of whatever the OP is talking about, but circumcision sometimes damages or removes the frenulum.

Orbis Tabula · May 5, 2015

You're just out of tune, I think. Don't both getting it cut, just adjust your tuning peg.

kitchenmotors · May 5, 2015

CrimzonSamurai said:
Yikes. I've never been happier to be cut.

No, this dude is just super sensitive and not in the positive way. The underside of mine does not kill boners, it's quite the opposite.

chicagocubsfan · May 5, 2015

Jawmuncher said:

lol

LyleLanley · May 5, 2015

Make sure to tell her that it's entirely her fault.

RuinerPrime · May 5, 2015

Condoms kill my boner

I don't know what to do...

LookAtMeGo · May 5, 2015

kai3345 said:
yeah bjs do nothing for me

Oh man, I prefer it over sex a lot of the time.

Unicorn · May 5, 2015

LyleLanley said:
Make sure to tell her that it's entirely her fault.

Angrily.

Dreams-Visions · May 5, 2015

Jawmuncher said:

amaze

Apt101 · May 5, 2015

I'm sorry to hear. They're pretty much the best things in the universe. My first longterm girlfriend was a master at it. She could make me climax at will. Sometimes, in my private moments, I miss her tremendously. But that is a power that needs to be shared with the world.

Hands of Stone · May 5, 2015

Opposite for me, handjobs are the worst.

disappeared · May 5, 2015

https://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDAd_H7AFk0

Currygan · May 5, 2015

kai3345 said:
yeah bjs do nothing for me

I suggest you self experiment, but careful
https://youtu.be/V9GcBG-mQfA

Artanisix · May 5, 2015

is she grating your yooka-laylee with the razor edge of her bottom teeth? wedging it inbetween her two front tooths and using it like floss to improve her gum health?

FaintDeftone · May 5, 2015

Jawmuncher said:

I lol'd pretty hard.

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