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Teen finds body in river while playing Pokemon Go
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Team Alucard
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Killer Queen
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Gotta find em all?
Vulcano's assistant
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This is the quintessential middle school recess story.
God Dayumm
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:'(
She found a body, not Mew under that truck.
Let me see if I can find Pokemon in this abandoned crack house...
teruterubozu
Member
"Go outside! See the world!"
Or a sex scene with Misty for that matter.
Train tracks are fun and full of Pokemon!
toxicgonzo
Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Somebody is going to die playing this game.
Either they will not pay attention and be run over by a vehicle
or
they will wander onto somebody's property and get shot.
Patrick Bateman
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I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.
The whole premise of "Go outside and find Pokemon!" and this kid does it and finds a corpse.
The whole premise of "Go outside and find Pokemon!" and this kid does it and finds a corpse.
Honestly, that's what I thought this story was going to be about before reading it.
perfectchaos007
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I'm really worried there's going to be a tragedy because of castle doctrine. If there's a pokemon in front of a strangers house that your're trying to catch, and the stranger sees you and thinks you're doing something suspicious on their property....something bad might happen. Use caution when trying to find pokemon at night,trainers.
Yup, voiced by Matthew McConaughey in his quest to solve the case of the Yellow Kingler.
FortuneFaded
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I'm sure they were just fainted.
Mr. Poolman
Member
My Facebook wall is filled with my friends finding Pokemon on their toilets, houses, and some random shenanigans.
I work at Digital Marketing, and its been quite a while since I saw an app draw this much attention.
/fainted
The first Pokemon game had a Stand By Me reference of four kids walking on some train tracks.
For real though, I hope no one starts trespassing on people's properties for Pokemon. That can easily turn very bad.
CitizenVectron
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This is kind of unrelated to the article (except how it's presented), but I find it off that they call her a teen when she is 19. Normally she'd be referred to as an adult, but I suspect they did it so they can have the word "teen" in the headline as it seems more shocking that a kid would find a dead body than an adult.
On topic, I do wonder if Pokemon Go is going to cause lots of kids and teens to wander in places that are unsafe.
On topic, I do wonder if Pokemon Go is going to cause lots of kids and teens to wander in places that are unsafe.
nckillthegrimace
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Giovanni does not fuck around.
NineTEEN.
The Abominable Snowman
Member
So what pokemon were down by the water resource? Why does the article not say?
perfectchaos007
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And what if Mew lies beyond this gate. I sure as hell wouldn't risk it but there sure as hell are kids who would test their luck.
Right? Like what did she catch?
Well if they are trepassing, I suppose that would be true.
My girlfriend was just telling me some kid apparently wandered into a bad neighborhood and got their phone stolen
Wait....were they driving cars around while playing?
I feel horrible for laughing so hard at this thread.
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