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GAMEPROFF · Mar 21, 2017

...only in germany but I thought since we have thread about ants living in a Kindle we can have this thread to and warn humanity.

So this is coming on april 1st and its not a joke. Its a product that is about to be released.

Its a cake bottom, with choco-sauce and dark and white grated chocolate on it.

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

I expect some Ian Malcom gifs.

If there is demand, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the group and taste one for my fellow gaffers.

The Elite · Mar 21, 2017

GAMEPROFF said:
...

And yeah, its super unhealthy, 319 kilocalories per 100 gramm, which makes the whole pizza about half of the daily needs of a adult woman.

.

So you could eat one and still have room for second dinner?

NealMcCauley · Mar 21, 2017

It finally happened. The bastards made a pizza meant for dessert.

hydrophilic attack · Mar 21, 2017

first trump, now this

frontovik · Mar 21, 2017

Warum nicht?

Carn82 · Mar 21, 2017

Heresy.

SnakeXs · Mar 21, 2017

Only in Germany but Italian packaging? How authentic.

moggio · Mar 21, 2017

These aren't a new thing.

Afrikan · Mar 21, 2017

You mean to tell me yall don't have Giant chocolate chip cookie Pizzas in Euroland?

They are dangerously good. Stay away.

Jimnymebob · Mar 21, 2017

Chicago Town have done dessert pizza (chocolate and other flavours) for a while now in the UK. I've never tried one, but I've seen them in Tesco.

sackninja · Mar 21, 2017

These aren't even that uncommon....

Funky Papa · Mar 21, 2017

Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

Oddly enough, I recently had some of Telepizza's KitKat pizza and it was shockingly the best pizza they have. Which is not to say a lot, but it was actually pretty decent as far as chocolate pizzas go.

W-00 · Mar 21, 2017

NealMcCauley said:
It finally happened. The bastards made a pizza meant for dessert.

What do you mean, "finally"? Haven't you ever heard of cinnamon roll pizza?

GAMEPROFF · Mar 21, 2017

frontovik said:
Warum nicht?

Die Lebensmittel-Wissenschaft war so damit beschäftigt, zu überlegen, ob sie es konnten, dass sie ganz vergessen haben, ob sie wirklich sollten.

Waddle Dee · Mar 21, 2017

So... is there still cheese in it, hidden under the chocolate? That'd be truly revolting.

DJ_Lae · Mar 21, 2017

I prefer the cheesecake style dessert pizzas with graham cracker crusts, tons of fruit and whipped cream, but if those were available here I'd try one.

It probably tastes mostly of sugar, unfortunately.

The Elite · Mar 21, 2017

Afrikan said:
You mean to tell me yall don't have Giant chocolate chip cookie Pizzas in Euroland?

They are dangerously good. Stay away.

Warm and gooey in Canada. More cookie than pizza.

A Fish Aficionado · Mar 21, 2017

Pizookie?

oti · Mar 21, 2017

Mein Körper ist bereit.

Dingens · Mar 21, 2017

Well I ate custard honey icecream pizza in japan and it was awesome. I'm sure this will be too

GAMEPROFF · Mar 21, 2017

Funky Papa said:
Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

They make the best. They are pretty expensive compared to other brands, but I love them.

Waddle Dee said:
So... is there still cheese in it, hidden under the chocolate? That'd be truly revolting.

Like I said, I am open to sacrifice myself

Funky Papa · Mar 21, 2017

A Fish Aficionado said:
Pizookie?

Oh, fuck you Fishy.

Now I know what I'm baking this weekend

Log4Girlz · Mar 21, 2017

And like all pizza it'll go great with milk

SliceSabre · Mar 21, 2017

Man I was expecting something absurd, that is just like any other chocolate pizza dessert.

John Kowalski · Mar 21, 2017

This really isn't for the best

PixelatedBookake · Mar 21, 2017

For a second there I expected chocolate on cheese pizza THANK GOD

Miles X · Mar 21, 2017

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

Sesuadra · Mar 21, 2017

Funky Papa said:
Oh, fuck you Fishy.

Now I know what I'm baking this weekend

You know where to post it

Poppy · Mar 21, 2017

i like the phrase "this is coming april first but it isn't a joke"

thats so funny yet sinister

it should be a movie tagline

KenOD · Mar 21, 2017

It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

Nor will be the number of deaths from sugar shock from this.

MarveI · Mar 21, 2017

Can't wait to try it out once. Then vomit and blame myself for a silly decision.

oti · Mar 21, 2017

KenOD said:
It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv_YhrHPS_M

Frankfurter · Mar 21, 2017

This actually sounds amazing. I'm gonna get one and report back once it's in stores.

Miles X · Mar 21, 2017

Had these in the UK for ages! Never tried one though...

A Fish Aficionado · Mar 21, 2017

I do wonder if you can do a Mexican mole sauce pizza. That has chocolate in it.

Makonero · Mar 21, 2017

Looks good to me.

Needs pineapple tho

Poppy · Mar 21, 2017

btw theres nothing wrong with chocolate and cheese

i mean cream cheese is still a thing, even if you dont count it i am sure there are other options. like ricotta and mascarpone and stuff

Zoe · Mar 21, 2017

Dessert pizzas are nothing new at the buffets around here.

GAMEPROFF · Mar 21, 2017

And yet, this is only the second most disgusting thing I have ever seen to be marketed as a pizza, right after the french fries and currywurst (german sausage speciality with a curry flavoured sauce) pizza.

moggio · Mar 21, 2017

KenOD said:
It's a pie. Laid out like a pizza pie, but still just a pie. Pie is not unusual.

Nor will be the number of deaths from sugar shock from this.

This is a pie:

shira · Mar 21, 2017

Oreo Taco > rest

marrec · Mar 21, 2017

lol @ the UKers here finally knowing the truth about the depravity of American Pizza Culture

Tiops · Mar 21, 2017

It's curious to see chocolate pizza being treated as something weird. In Brazil we have a lot of different sweet pizza flavors:

PandaShake · Mar 21, 2017

I should have hopped on the dominos Oreo pizza train. Always curious.

falconxcrunner09 · Mar 21, 2017

A Fish Aficionado said:
Pizookie?

Okay that looks delicious. I'm going to try and make one.

BizzyBum · Mar 21, 2017

Baskin Robbins has an ice cream pizza, too.

Azzurri · Mar 21, 2017

A Fish Aficionado said:
Pizookie?

The one at BJs Brewhouse is fucking good!

GAMEPROFF · Mar 21, 2017

BizzyBum said:
Baskin Robbins has an ice cream pizza, too.

America is weird

Gentleman Jack · Mar 21, 2017

Funky Papa said:
Dr. Oetker is pretty legit as far as frozen pizza goes, so there's that.

Oddly enough, I recently had some of Telepizza's KitKat pizza and it was shockingly the best pizza they have. Which is not to say a lot, but it was actually pretty decent as far as chocolate pizzas go.

From that thread:

exact same product, different branding.

Humanity was already doomed.

BAD END

A Fish Aficionado · Mar 21, 2017

Log4Girlz said:
And like all pizza it'll go great with milk

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