Attack You
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Look, [single hoarder parent], you are a cynical, undeserving shit who uses your child as leverage in arguments. Quit it. That poor child is allergic to 98% of everything, and still complains less than you do. Your kid is "wasting time" drawing, writing, playing chess, and indulging an imagination as big as all outdoors? No. You're wasting time talking to me about mortgages, church groups, and last night's game. I'd rather be friends with your kid than you, but I feel like telling you that is probably one of the fastest ways I'd end up on a watch list. So, whatever.
Look, [insensitive genius girl holding her ovaries hostage], I respect that you don't want kids for a lot of reasons. Some of the shit that comes out of your mouth is worrisome, though. Just sell me an egg. I like you so much that I want to raise another one of you to avenge my eventual wrongful death.
Look, [abusive shithead druggie ex-con relative whose kids have already learned to no longer associate with him], fuck you.
Look, [NeoGAF], I may not deserve to have my own kids, but at least give me that there are some people in the world who may not deserve the ones they have.
Look, [insensitive genius girl holding her ovaries hostage], I respect that you don't want kids for a lot of reasons. Some of the shit that comes out of your mouth is worrisome, though. Just sell me an egg. I like you so much that I want to raise another one of you to avenge my eventual wrongful death.
Look, [abusive shithead druggie ex-con relative whose kids have already learned to no longer associate with him], fuck you.
Look, [NeoGAF], I may not deserve to have my own kids, but at least give me that there are some people in the world who may not deserve the ones they have.
