Barrage

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #1

Post your own! I think i've got a pretty solid lineup here, needs a little tweaking (...Did I just describe porn parody names like a fantasy basketball team?)

Hairy Pooner and the Philosopher's Moan
Hairy Pooner and the Vertical Chamber Of Secrets
Hairy Pooner and the Prisoner Of Ass-That's-Tan
Hairy Pooner and the...Goblet Of Fire? (This one stumped me)
Hairy Pooner and the Order Of The She-Tits (...needs work)
Hairy Pooner and the Half-Fucked Prince
Hairy Pooner and the Deathly Swallows

 

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Kokaku

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #2

Back Door Assault 13

 

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this guy

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #3

 

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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"

• Jul 30, 2009

• #4

Barrage said:

Post your own! I think i've got a pretty solid lineup here, needs a little tweaking (...Did I just describe porn parody names like a fantasy basketball team?)

Hairy Pooner and the Philosopher's Moan
Hairy Pooner and the Vertical Chamber Of Secrets
Hairy Pooner and the Prisoner Of Ass-That's-Tan
Hairy Pooner and the...Goblet Of Fire? (This one stumped me)
Hairy Pooner and the Order Of The She-Tits (...needs work)
Hairy Pooner and the Half-Fucked Prince
Hairy Pooner and the Deathly Swallows

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Order of the Penis was too easy for you?

 

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ILOVEASIANS

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #5

 

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Phobophile

A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.

• Jul 30, 2009

• #6

Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions

 

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WJD

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #7

 

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farnham

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #8

what the fuck is this thread :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

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StormyTheRabbit

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #9

Me and my friends did this after seeing Zach and Miri make a porno for literally an hour. THe ones I remember are:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabang

Harry Potter and the Snatchet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows

Harry Potter and the Half Racial Whore (No idea)

 

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newsguy

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #10

Harry Twatter and the Smelly Hollow.

 

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Bisnic

Really Really Exciting Member!

• Jul 30, 2009

• #11

 

Barrage

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #12

Angry Grimace said:

Order of the Penis was too easy for you?

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How did I miss this

 

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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"

• Jul 30, 2009

• #13

Barrage said:

How did I miss this

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Also the Chamber of Semen

 

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atkbob

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #14

Gobbler of Fur

 

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zon

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #15

Harriet Potter and the Philosopher's Boner
Harriet Potter and the Wet Chamber of Secrets
Harriet Potter and the Slut of Azkabang
Harriet Potter and the Goblet of Cum
Harriet Potter and the Order of the She-males
Harriet Potter and the Half-Blood Whore
Harriet Potter and the Deathly Penetrations

 

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EraldoCoil

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #16

Harry's Penis Makes The Sorceress Moan

 

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onrwyrda

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #17

Hedwig and the Angry Itch sounds like it should be one...

 

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WyndhamPrice

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #18

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick

 

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blame space

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #19

Harry Peter and The Whorcerer's Moan

 

Amakusa

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #20

WyndhamPrice said:

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick

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Epic

 

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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #21

shaving private ryan
edward penis hands


because fuck harry potter

 

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Goatboy

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #22

"Harry Porno"

 

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smurfx

get some go again

• Jul 30, 2009

• #23

i always liked the name hairy nutter and the sorcerers bone as a porn name.

 

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Door2Dawn

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #24

Hairy Potter and the Black Leather Cunt.

id link the mp3, but I don't want to get banned.

 

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Magypsy23

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #25

Whore Peddler and the Half-Hard Prick

Spoiler

so sorry

 

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SloppehSlawlz

Neo Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #26

Door2Dawn said:

Hairy Potter and the Black Leather Cunt.

id link the mp3, but I don't want to get banned.

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Omg I know what your talking about! :lol

Funniest thing I have listened to in a while.

 

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MojoRisin

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #27

farnham said:

what the fuck is this thread :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Thank you for the right post for this thread.

 

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RedShift

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #28

catfish said:

shaving private ryan
edward penis hands


because fuck harry potter

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On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix?

 

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Banana Kid

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #29

this is a pretty good thread

 

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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"

• Jul 30, 2009

• #30

Now that we have the titles sorted out, now is time to getting down to the real business: getting Emma Watson signed up

 

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TurboLibre

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #31

RedShift said:

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix?

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In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.

 

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Banana Kid

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #32

Angry Grimace said:

Now that we have the titles sorted out, now is time to getting down to the real business: getting Emma Watson signed up

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Alright guys, it's time to ruin her career by any means necessary. Then she'll be forced to release a sex tape/agree to these Harry Potter pornos to escape irrelevance.

Actually, I proposed this same strategy with Megan Fox, and that hasn't happened yet. I don't think we're doing a very good job.

 

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Corum

Member

• Jul 30, 2009

• #33

Buttman and Throbbin

 

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mario ate my burger

Banned

• Jul 30, 2009

• #34

Door2Dawn said:

Hairy Potter and the Black Leather Cunt.

id link the mp3, but I don't want to get banned.

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Send that link my way (pm!)

Harry fucked her on the philosophers bone

 

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DrForester

Kills Photobucket

• Jul 31, 2009

• #35