So for the past few months I've noticed this bottle of booze whenever I visit my local liquor store (something I do a lot... I live in alaska). Every time I'd pass it, I'd make this horrible face and gag with the thought of putting fish in my drinks. Tonight I was feeling particularly daring, and decided to pick myself up a bottle just to experience how horrible it was. I WAS SO WRONG.
This bottle of booze is a gift upon man. It is the reparations for unleashing Sarah Palin upon the world. If Jesus had known of this stuff in his time, it's what he would of turned water into. Don't believe me? Well maybe you shouldn't and I'm full of a shit (or vodka), but I implore you if you ever find yourself staring at this bottle in the store... pick it up. Bring it home along with the necessarily ingredients to make a bloody mary. Use it in place of your regular non-fishy vodka and magic will happen. The magic may not happen the first glass... or even the second.. but god damned by the 6th glass you'll see magic... and a carpet... maybe the toilet if you're lucky.
So any non-Alaskans actually see this at their stores?
