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Jokergrin · Jun 24, 2013

Which has best body?

TacticalFox88 · Jun 24, 2013

Chris Hemsworth.

It's not even a contest.

rCIZZLE · Jun 24, 2013

Not what I was expecting.

Fairly Rational · Jun 24, 2013

Clark. Definitely.

A man with no hair on his chest is no man at all. <3

obviously kidding.

Wag · Jun 24, 2013

Tizoc · Jun 24, 2013

Jokergrin said:
Which has best body?

Damnit even in this they tie to me!

statham · Jun 24, 2013

Not the discussion I wanted.

snoopen · Jun 24, 2013

Superman is a lot less metro. The manly hero.

Altruistic_Lies · Jun 24, 2013

TacticalFox88 said:
Chris Hemsworth.

It's not even a contest.

YES. This thread is over.

DonMigs85 · Jun 24, 2013

Thor still has to eat those golden apples right?

Angelus Errare · Jun 24, 2013

Superman has no +Defense to magics

Thor wins.

MisterNegative · Jun 24, 2013

Wag said:

Yess ! My boy clark showing everyone who's BOSS !!!

Grimm Fandango · Jun 24, 2013

Superman

As a heterosexual male, got dayum @ that hairy chest.

Messypandas · Jun 24, 2013

Caboose · Jun 24, 2013

Messypandas said:

JEBUS

Chuck Norris · Jun 24, 2013

No match for Goku

strafer · Jun 24, 2013

lol Chris..fucking kid.

Cavill all to the space.

MarkMclovin · Jun 24, 2013

Thors chest is smoother than my girlfriends pussy, so Superman wins.

Secret Fawful · Jun 24, 2013

Chuck Norris said:
No match for Goku

I'm puking.

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GentlemanCrow · Jun 24, 2013

These men look very deformed...

Where are their stomachs?

Aiii · Jun 24, 2013

Chuck Norris said:
No match for Goku

Best reply?

Best reply.

Host Samurai · Jun 24, 2013

If there is one superhero I dislike more than Superman its Thor. So Superman wins

Phoenician_Viking · Jun 24, 2013

Angelus Errare said:
Superman has no +Defense to magics

Thor wins.

I wanted to say this.

massoluk · Jun 24, 2013

Messypandas said:

Speaking as a straight male, I can watch this all day.

Ein Bear · Jun 24, 2013

...I really ought to start going to the gym.

JWong · Jun 24, 2013

The one who has the better movie

and it's not Man of Steel

.

Fersis · Jun 24, 2013

Messypandas said:

As a straight man: dayumn.

Luscious LeftFoot · Jun 24, 2013

Supes looks like a regular guy until the shirt comes off -- then he's surprising people.

Thor, yeah no one's fucking with Thor.

sleepykyo · Jun 24, 2013

Chris Helmsworth.

Also, that page strikes a blow to the whole Superman isn't overpowered. Withstands Hulk's punches, knocks out the Juggernaut with a single haymaker and overpower Thor.

Sn4ke_911 · Jun 24, 2013

JWong said:
The one who has the better movie

and it's not Man of Steel

.

Thor was in no way better than Man of Steel.

Both movies sucked.

Thunder Monkey said:
As a completely straight male I'd let both nail me in the ass...

*tag quote*

Thunder Monkey · Jun 24, 2013

As a completely straight male I'd let both nail me in the ass...

iamblades · Jun 24, 2013

Chris has a better looking shape and proportions simply because he is taller. Henry is more bulky and barrel-chested like an old school strongman, which makes sense for Superman, since that's where superman's appearance comes from.

Ace 8095 · Jun 24, 2013

As a totally straight bro I'd let Thor cum in my mouth.

sirap · Jun 24, 2013

Thor straight up wins in muscle mass, but his physique is unbalanced. Superman is all around more aesthetically pleasing. And dat chest hair, it cannot be contained.

strobogo · Jun 24, 2013

Wag said:

This is hilarious. Someone needs to shop some sunglasses and the CSI Miami back drop into it.

Raptor · Jun 24, 2013

Ace 8095 said:
As a totally straight bro I'd let Thor cum in my mouth.

WTF!!

ahahahah jeez!!

MisterNegative · Jun 24, 2013

Sn4ke_911 said:
Thor was in no way better than Man of Steel.

Both movies sucked.

I really wonder where people get thier standards from.

J10 · Jun 24, 2013

Angelus Errare said:
Superman has no +Defense to magics

Thor wins.

This argument gets messy because movie-verse Thor technically isn't magic.

DonasaurusRex · Jun 24, 2013

J10 said:
This argument gets messy because movie-verse Thor technically isn't magic.

yeah they wont be holdin onto that crap much longer too hard to maintain and no one cares if it really is magic.

Ahasverus · Jun 24, 2013

I'm sure Cavill made a good percentage of heterosexual males question their own sexuality ('cause I've seen a lot). He's not only BEAUTIFUL, he's CHARMING AS HELL.

Having more than a facial expression helps a lot.

xenist · Jun 24, 2013

I'd like to hug either of them and gently nuzzle my head on their chests. Maybe try to siphon some of their manliness into my weak, misshapen form.

Valtýr · Jun 24, 2013

Not only does Chris Hemsworth looks better.
But he was also better and more entertaining as Thor than the other dude as Superman
And the Thor is a better movie than MoS

ReiGun · Jun 24, 2013

xenist said:
I'd like to hug either of them and gently nuzzle my head on their chests. Maybe try to siphon some of their manliness into my weak, misshapen form.

This. Exactly this.

Currygan · Jun 24, 2013

Thor, duh. There's no lameness around him

rexor0717 · Jun 24, 2013

Why do I have to decide? I'll have to say Thor, but only barely.

Batigol · Jun 24, 2013

Thor looks like a magical guy. I'd take him out to cheesecake factory

Soulscribe · Jun 24, 2013

I'd pay actual money to watch them make out.

ReiGun · Jun 24, 2013

Currygan said:
Thor, duh. There's no lameness around him

I don't know; his movie was pretty lame.

Currygan · Jun 24, 2013

ReiGun said:
I don't know; his movie was pretty lame.

most superhero movies are, when you think about it. Still, I liked it, this scene alone was worth the price imo

ReiGun · Jun 24, 2013

Currygan said:
most superhero movies are, when you think about it. Still, I liked it, this scene alone was worth the price imo

The best scene was him walking into the throne room in the beginning. Such a smug prick. lol

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