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My girlfriend wants me to change my porn viewing habits

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marrec

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Because apparently I don't watch enough porn.

According to my girlfriend, orgasms are the best thing ever in life. Ever. Think about the best pizza you've ever had. You got it in your brain? Good, cause it's not as amazing as even the worst orgasm you've ever had. Because of this philosophy, she thinks sex three or four times a day is "not too much to ask for".

Now me, I think orgasms are pretty okay. I mean they're fun and all, but it's not like I want to have one every day. That'd be a bit extreme. I'm fine with having one once every few days. Before you get all indigent, I'm a busy guy! I have lots of stuff to do and if I didn't have that stuff and was bored then I'd be totally down to rub one out real quick but as it is there's just too much stuff going on.

To change this, my girlfriend has decided that I need to watch more porn. I don't get off enough apparently and the scarcity I've created has affected my worldview. I'm not sure watching MORE porn will be the cure for this. The last time I watched porn (without her) was about 3 weeks ago. It'd been a long day and we were fooling around but she was too tired and wanted to sleep. So I watched two people fucking on the internet. It was... in service to my needs. I can't say that I enjoyed it the same way that I enjoy a good plate of Nachos.

So, my question to GAF is, should I be loading up on Porn? Will that help or would it just decrease my already (apparently) too low need for getting off?

Oh! And just to let you know, I do have a son who's 6, so that probably affects our sexlife WAAAY more than my internet surfing habits.

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Also she thinks that the frequency of my porn viewing will eventually change my views on kinky sex and we'll start doing the freaky stuff.
 
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Jotamide

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Dynamite Shikoku said:
How about a bukkake party?
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R

royalan

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Your girlfriend has the right idea.

I don't think I could get through the day without at least one orgasm. Puts everything in perspective, y'know?
 
C

Crayons

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Oh my god are you serious OP? I wish I had someone who could keep up with, or even surpass my desire.

She's a keeper.
 
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shadyspace

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I'm in the same boat and i made a thread about pretty much the same thing a few months back. These girls are exhausting.
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
if you're already cold most of the time, watching a bunch of porn isnt going to help.

ask her to help you out versus porn helping you out. if you physically/mentally can't keep up with her and her needs then that's something you two need to discuss. can't say it's all on the kid, but that is definitely a contributing factor. I'm going to assume that since this is your girlfriend you're speaking about she isn't the mother?

if that is true than she doesn't have the same level of commitment to the little duder that you would so she wouldn't be as physically/mentally exhausted as you. Which is why she can watch porn and stress that the orgasm is the greatest thing since sliced bread (I'd imagine the idea of "the greatest thing since sliced bread" changes when you have a kid).
 
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marrec

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shadyspace said:
I'm in the same boat and i made a thread about pretty much the same thing a few months back. These girls are exhausting.
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Thanks for understanding. It's not like we don't have sex, we do, and frequently. Just not as frequently as she'd like.

wenis said:
if you're already cold most of the time, watching a bunch of porn isnt going to help.

ask her to help you out versus porn helping you out. if you physically/mentally can't keep up with her and her needs then that's something you two need to discuss. can't say it's all on the kid, but that is definitely a contributing factor. I'm going to assume that since this is your girlfriend you're speaking about she isn't the mother?

if that is true than she doesn't have the same level of commitment to the little duder that you would so she wouldn't be as physically/mentally exhausted as you. Which is why she can watch porn and stress that the orgasm is the greatest thing since sliced bread (I'd imagine the idea of "the greatest thing since sliced bread" changes when you have a kid).
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She's actually the mother of the boy. It's a long and complicated tale but in the end I've been raising him his entire life so it's like I'm his daddy but not really.
 
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Brobzoid

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marrec said:
So, my question to GAF is, should I be loading up on Porn? Will that help or would it just decrease my already (apparently) too low need for getting off?
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watch the porn, don't jerk off. make that kinky porn and all the birds are killed.
 
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Camp Lo

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marrec said:
Because apparently I don't watch enough porn.

According to my girlfriend, orgasms are the best thing ever in life. Ever. Think about the best pizza you've ever had. You got it in your brain? Good, cause it's not as amazing as even the worst orgasm you've ever had. Because of this philosophy, she thinks sex three or four times a day is "not too much to ask for".

Now me, I think orgasms are pretty okay. I mean they're fun and all, but it's not like I want to have one every day. That'd be a bit extreme. I'm fine with having one once every few days. Before you get all indigent, I'm a busy guy! I have lots of stuff to do and if I didn't have that stuff and was bored then I'd be totally down to rub one out real quick but as it is there's just too much stuff going on.

To change this, my girlfriend has decided that I need to watch more porn. I don't get off enough apparently and the scarcity I've created has affected my worldview. I'm not sure watching MORE porn will be the cure for this. The last time I watched porn (without her) was about 3 weeks ago. It'd been a long day and we were fooling around but she was too tired and wanted to sleep. So I watched two people fucking on the internet. It was... in service to my needs. I can't say that I enjoyed it the same way that I enjoy a good plate of Nachos.

So, my question to GAF is, should I be loading up on Porn? Will that help or would it just decrease my already (apparently) too low need for getting off?

Oh! And just to let you know, I do have a son who's 6, so that probably affects our sexlife WAAAY more than my internet surfing habits.

Edit:

Also she thinks that the frequency of my porn viewing will eventually change my views on kinky sex and we'll start doing the freaky stuff.
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If your girlfriend truly exists,
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Stellactic

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You have a low sex drive and she has a high one. You guys aren't compatible. Find a way to boost your sex drive or she is going to end up sexually frustrated down the road.
 
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Derpstar

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Well, since you're already raising another man's kid, you might as well have an open relationship and let her see other people to have her needs satisfied.
 
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marrec

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Zen_Arcade said:
You should be changing your fucking habits, not your porno habits.
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Like I said, we fuck plenty. There's lots of fucking. We fuck like, 3 times a week! She just wants more. And more kinky.

Vermillion said:
Oh, and she's probably right when it comes to the "porn will get you into the freakier stuff."

Just don't drown, love.
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Ya, she's right about that. She's very understanding of my sexual habits right now and has helped me to explore a different lifestyle every so often.
 
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marrec

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Derpstar said:
Well, since you're already raising another man's kid, you might as well have an open relationship and let her see other people to have her needs satisfied.
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She's bi, and would be down for another chick in our relationship but doesn't want another dude because "one dick is enough thanks".

bangladesh said:
U have the best girlfriend
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Don't praise it till you try it.

injurai said:
aren't you that dude who is dating another gaffer?
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Yep, she's reading the thread but has decided to stay out of it for now.
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
marrec said:
She's actually the mother of the boy. It's a long and complicated tale but in the end I've been raising him his entire life so it's like I'm his daddy but not really.
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hmmm, interesting, well then perhaps you just need to either be frank with her that the goal of the everyday orgasm isn't something you're trying to achieve. don't talk down to her about it or make her feel wrong for wanting to get off or enjoying the activity, but reason with her that sometimes you just aren't in the mood for porn and that everyday isn't another day to get off, but...

this would be a good opportunity to earn brownie points with her. Go and buy a couple items from a sex shop. Nothing crazy, buy a dvd for you and her to enjoy together, a deck of sex position cards and a toy. Nothing for yourself if you're not into it, but something for her that you can use on her will show her that, yes, you don't need to orgasm everyday to be fullfilled, but you can prioritize some time for the two of you to focus on each other (and especially her in this case) and enjoy each others company.

then when that's all said and done you tell her that you bought the toy for her to use and to think about you while she's using it. trust, she'll love the ever living fuck out of that statement.

just read your previous posts.

get a bit more kinky with this toy then. that sounds about right.
 
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Spring-Loaded

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marrec said:
According to my girlfriend, orgasms are the best thing ever in life. Ever. Think about the best pizza you've ever had. You got it in your brain? Good, cause it's not as amazing as even the worst orgasm you've ever had.
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For her, perhaps. I can think of a few orgasms I've had that were worse than the best pizza.
 
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Forkball

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Are you sure GAF is the best place to ask about this subject? Surely there are wiser people to tell you about internet pornography than single men aged 18-35 who are deeply interested in video games.
 
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