Blargonaut
Banned
Let me bring you back to the past, to a world before shooter-babbies crying into microphones, to a time when good taste and family fun achieved complete global saturation, and to an age when one corporation ruled gaming hearts and minds everywhere. The age of motha-flippin' tentacle-swingin' 90's gangsta-low-rida Humongous Entertainment.
Look at that child-friendly swag. Those educating pearly-whites.
Playa, you don't know role-playing until you've experienced the abyssal adventures of Freddi Fish and Luther. You don't know racing car games until you've experienced the high-octane hijinks of Putt-Putt and Puppy Pep. You don't know survival-horror until you've experienced the bed-wetting psychologically thrilling I-forgot-to-buy-soap-before-coming-home-today-and-it's-only-five o'clock-but-the-nearest-store-is-a-twenty-minute-walk-and-my-jeans-are-chafing existential nightmares of Pajama Sam.
Mr. stuffed-and-puffed Fatty Bear, big teddy in the toy-box, waited alone and came to life in a little girl's room TWO YEARS before Woody and friends did in 1995. We can all obviously see who inspired what.
These games were my childhood years. I remember spending DAYS making custom fireworks at the Fireworks Factory with Putt-Putt, getting the house ready for a party with Fatty Bear, finding the missing kelp seeds over and over again, making complicated new underwater mazes and doing oodles of side-quests with Freddi Fish and Luther. I was only 6 years old in 1998 when my parents gave me a copy of 'Putt-Putt Goes To the Moon', and I was hooked. I learned how to read better as a kid by playing Humongous Entertainment games and listening to and reading all the dialogue. Humongous Entertainment games are what got me into gaming in the first place!
PICS!
So, GAF, let's toast to the finest collection of kids' games this world has ever seen:
Look at that child-friendly swag. Those educating pearly-whites.
Playa, you don't know role-playing until you've experienced the abyssal adventures of Freddi Fish and Luther. You don't know racing car games until you've experienced the high-octane hijinks of Putt-Putt and Puppy Pep. You don't know survival-horror until you've experienced the bed-wetting psychologically thrilling I-forgot-to-buy-soap-before-coming-home-today-and-it's-only-five o'clock-but-the-nearest-store-is-a-twenty-minute-walk-and-my-jeans-are-chafing existential nightmares of Pajama Sam.
Mr. stuffed-and-puffed Fatty Bear, big teddy in the toy-box, waited alone and came to life in a little girl's room TWO YEARS before Woody and friends did in 1995. We can all obviously see who inspired what.
These games were my childhood years. I remember spending DAYS making custom fireworks at the Fireworks Factory with Putt-Putt, getting the house ready for a party with Fatty Bear, finding the missing kelp seeds over and over again, making complicated new underwater mazes and doing oodles of side-quests with Freddi Fish and Luther. I was only 6 years old in 1998 when my parents gave me a copy of 'Putt-Putt Goes To the Moon', and I was hooked. I learned how to read better as a kid by playing Humongous Entertainment games and listening to and reading all the dialogue. Humongous Entertainment games are what got me into gaming in the first place!
PICS!
So, GAF, let's toast to the finest collection of kids' games this world has ever seen:
