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[Nitty_Grimes]

I've just had a mega sneezing fit - literally about 30 sneezes in a row. But afterwards I also popped out some massive farts (which were proper hummers but thats another story for another time) so I really wonder what is your preference?

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

am i missing something?....can you sneeze gas from your nose?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Sorry dude I've been on the gin since 2pm so thought it was a pretty standard question.

 

[Days like these...]

Sharting

 

[near]

Imagine having a preference between the two.

 

[badblue]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Thats a Dutch oven.

 

[badblue]

Thats a Dutch oven.

The number 1 ingredient of a Dutch Oven is a quality fart.

 

[Billbofet]

I will often do both simultaneously and I find sneezing more satisfying, but farts can be funny as hell.
Yes, I am five years old.

 

[winjer]

Gaf, always making the important questions in life.

 

[GeekyDad]

My farts?

Anyone else's farts?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Sneezes are outside of our control. You feel it coming on, sneeze, done. It's animalistic. Base

Farts, however, can provide delayed gratification. Save one up and release when the time is just right. Farts are for the refined among us.

 

[Trogdor1123]

I think it depends on the context.

Some deep thoughts on this one

 

[donfonzie]

Releasing gas can be very satisfying, so the winner is farts.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Farting. Nothing like your own brand.


Meanwhile sneezing is just gross and if they sneak up on you while your hands are busy they can be messy.

 

[eddie4]

Sneezing so hard that you fart, it's like a release of pressure from both ends...

 

[22:22:22]

Sneezing.

 

[22:22:22]

I think it depends on the context.

Some deep thoughts on this one

What context

 

[Ikutachi]

Sometimes sneezing is followed up with getting a tissue to blow my nose. None of that fuss with the other.

 

[22:22:22]

Sneezes are outside of our control. You feel it coming on, sneeze, done. It's animalistic. Base

Farts, however, can provide delayed gratification. Save one up and release when the time is just right. Farts are for the refined among us.

Sneezing comes out of nowhere. Instant mental shakedown. Farts, well nice, miss that instant x factor.

 

[K' Dash]

after 35 I feel like I'm falling apart when sneezing, I prefer farting.

 

[Trogdor1123]

What context

Public or not, a fart all alone is wasted.

 

[Spyxos]

 

[22:22:22]

 

[badblue]

Sneezing so hard that you fart, it's like a release of pressure from both ends...

 

[SirTerry-T]

Snarting...a.k.a "The Impossible Dream".

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Farts are fun and satisfying when you can drop a powerful blast. The kind of fart that can wake your partner. Otherwise I'd go with a good sneeze cause I hate the smell that can accompany a fart.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

As long as I don't shit my pants, I like farting. Plus it makes me laugh and I need more things to do that.

Fun fact: I was with an ex-girlfriend in a Barnes & Nobles and I farted really loud. I didn't know it was going to come out like that and there were people looking at me even from the other side of the book aisle.

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

Snarting is a thing my man.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Nothing better than ripping a Big Nasty.

 

[Outlier]

You can hold in a fart.
Good luck with sneezes.

 

[Paasei]

Thats a Dutch oven.

I am Dutch :,(

 

[GymWolf]

Farting, obviously.

 

[mansoor1980]

why not both

 

[rogr rogr]

why not both

We really have GIFs for anything, don't we?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Have you ever laughed at a sneeze?

What kind of question is this…

 

[Hyperborean]

Sneezing is a mini orgasm. Ever on the edge of a sneeze and it doesn't happen? Everyone is disappointed with this. With farting there is no emotions involved. It's funnier I suppose.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Sneezing in someone's face is gross and rude.

But farting in their face is hilarious!

 

[El Pistolero]

Imagine going for a sneeze in the company of strangers, only to unleash the most thunderous fart ever...

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Imagine going for a sneeze in the company of strangers, only to unleash the most thunderous fart ever...

When I was around 10 years old, I was at a neighbours house and a bunch of us were on his porch including his dad.

I did a big burp + fart combo and laughed. Everyone else did too but his dad. He actually kind of got mad at me. He also got mad at me when I grabbed an axe from his garage and said "I'm axe man". Boy was he mad. LOL.

As for farting by strangers, I dont. But one of my buddies did when we took the subway to university. He didn't care. Hilarious stuff.

 

[Mistake]

Sneezing, but only when I'm drunk