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Florida man arrested after Pasco deputies find heroin in his rectum, they say

HUDSON, Fla. (FOX 13) - A Hernando County man was arrested after deputies said he was hiding a container of heroin in his rectum.

Early Saturday morning in Pasco County, deputies attempted to pull over 27-year-old Timothy Davis for changing lanes without using a turn signal, but, they said, he chose to flee from the traffic stop.

At one point, Davis started driving southbound in the northbound lanes of U.S. Highway 19, deputies said. Eventually, they said, he drove over the median and struck a fence.

Deputies said he attempted to flee on foot, but they caught up to him and placed him custody.

They said Davis was hiding the container of heroin in his rectum. After an inventory of Davis’ car, officers found meth, a syringe, a digital scale and a kitchen spoon with residue on it, officials said.

Davis faces several charges including drug possession, resisting officer with violence, fleeing law enforcement and driving with a suspended driver’s license.

Florida man arrested after Pasco deputies find heroin in his rectum, they say

A Hernando County man was arrested after deputies said he was hiding a container of heroin in his rectum.

www.fox13news.com

NeoGAF facts: This is the 6th time "rectum" has been used in the title of a NeoGAF thread.

 

[CyberPanda]

Do the cops smell the bag once its pulled out?

 

[Tesseract]

just another day in pasco

 

[haxan7]

Smart of him to run from the traffic stop tbh. He probably would have clenched his heroin filled ass so tight while trying to talk to the officer that it would have ripped the heroin bag and killed him with an overdose.

He just saved his own life.

 

[Tesseract]

dat kitchen spoon with residue tho

 

[Cunth]

Rectal smack mmm

 

[DESTROYA]

just another day in pasco

Shouldn’t it be assco county.

 

[Tesseract]

Shouldn’t it be assco county.

prolly

 

[Mohonky]

I cant imagine its all that rare...

 

[manfestival]

This was such an easy guess of Florida. Pasco county made pill mills famous. Seeing that giant fox 13 image almost made me laugh from the familiarity of it.

 

[Tesseract]

i grew up in pasco, shit was the real deal homeys, mo fuggas riding crocodiles on 19

props to this scum bucket for keeping his eyebrows nice for the ladies, florida man always keeping it shiny like a rare pokemon

 

[tkscz]

I read the title and somehow knew this was Florida.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Never get high off your own butt supply.

 

[Kayhan]

I like how criminals make a good faith effort to look exactly like the kind of people the police should be pulling over.

 

[Insane Metal]

Do the cops smell the bag once its pulled out?

Well if you were one I'm sure you would lol

 

[CyberPanda]

Well if you were one I'm sure you would lol

Oh definitely. :3

 

[iconmaster]

I like how criminals make a good faith effort to look exactly like the kind of people the police should be pulling over.

He's like a human Beagle Boy.

 

[Airola]

Pasco as a word is close to paska which means shit in Finnish. Just sayin'.

 

[ClanOfNone]

Expected Florida Man, was not surprised.

This is tame compared to the face eating guy we had down here though.