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[EviLore]

In the year 2041...

Will you belong to one of the handful of tech megacorporations that control the wealth and power of the West, linked up with a Neuralink cyberbrain and various body prostheses to improve your productivity up to the baseline requirements for your stock options?

Or will you be living your best life in the slums of Columbus, Ohio, with your escapist VR rig and the trickle of President Yang's Freedom Dividend to pay for your food cubes, hoping that the girl with the purple-haired avatar in The Oasis really does look like Olivia Cooke IRL as she promises?

There may also be free space for new acolytes at Kanye West's underground lair in Wyoming, but Sunday Service will involve worshipping Yeezus, Tuesdays are palanquin duty, and Kanye may mistake you for Kim -- or Ray J -- or both -- during his manic episodes.

 

[Hatemachine]

I will be leading a band of insurgents in an effort to take down Mecha-Zuckerberg.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I’ll be the chosen one

 

[T8SC]

I'll join the resistance and fight alongside John Connor.

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

No doubt the red faction.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Cattlyst]

Mecha-Zuckaberg, Proto-Musk and Bezos-tron will no doubt have taken their war into space by 2041. The rest of us will be living underground in huge caves, taking part in cringeworthy rave scenes that go on for too long.

 

[Furio]

Divergent

 

[McCheese]

I'll use my dogecoin wealth to fund a fem fatale army to protect me from the poor and starving masses.

 

[Cutty Flam]

I’ll be working for Nintendo. I’ll have to use my uncle as a reference of course, but once I am in, I will usurp the throne and bring Mario Party back to its former glory

 

[Reality Czar]

Luddite option sounding better every day. I’m prepared to go fully off the grid. Only way to live free in the future.

 

[Prison Mike]

Just me a bottle of jack and a shotgun.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

No doubt the red faction.

 

[German Hops]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wyoming, here I come

 

[Alright]

I'll be the leader of the Amish, but with technology up to and including 2010.

 

[gradient]

I'll probably be dead.

Is there an undead faction?

 

[BaneIsPain]

Popcorn muncher cult. Join in for endless supply.

 

[CrankyJay™]

 

[Mihos]

what ever faction has the cheapest earlybird special and is wheelchair accessible

 

[EverydayBeast]

None of that makes sense I think the Biden administration has made improvements, you ding some countries for having issues, b) you’re under valuing the sense of community from some countries. USA was in a ton of wars and I think they’re making significant improvements.

 

[jufonuk]

Europe

 

[DESTROYA]

None of that makes sense I think the Biden administration has made improvements, you ding some countries for having issues, b) you’re under valuing the sense of community from some countries. USA was in a ton of wars and I think they’re making significant improvements.

Yeah name some of the improvements bot?

Fuck all of that I’ll be living like a hermit with my hot ass wife with 10 kids living of the land like a caveman .
If thats the future I want no part of it.

 

[Maestr0]

Either in a space station or in a remote place far away in nature

 

[CAB_Life]

Mecha-Zuckaberg, Proto-Musk and Bezos-tron will no doubt have taken their war into space by 2041. The rest of us will be living underground in huge caves, taking part in cringeworthy rave scenes that go on for too long.

If they all fuck off and leave us to rave like neo-dark elves, I'm actually okay with that future.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Pringle Platoon.

 

[Ballthyrm]

You guys need this guy back.
He wasn't afraid of no corporations.

Also you can't be capitalist and be for monopolies.
What we got right now is monopolies, so of course everything isn't working anymore.

 

[Sub_Level]

Corpo because I grew out of seeing corporation as a four letter word a while back. My cyber module techno suite will enjoy industrial strength access to a wide array of old & new entertainment whenever I use my accrued vacation minutes.

 

[Ten_Fold]

Guess Florida won’t be seen as crazy.