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Do you believe in Reptilian Shapeshifters?

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Bronetta said:
I'm having a discussion with a friend about secret societies who have infiltrated all major aspects of human life including: finance, politics, media, and religion.

Some famous people that are believed to be reptilians include Obama, Bush, the Queen, and Madonna.

My friend doesnt believe it but I think it may be true. I want to extend this discussion to GAF, what do you guys believe?
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I have a song for you man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EodiBQ845_s

Believe.
 
God's Beard!";127170923]Why reptilian?[/QUOTE] yeah said:
does a beer shit in the woods?
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Did it drank itself?

IT'S A FUCKING MYSTERY, MAN


@OP: no.

Yes, there is a minor temptation to believe this stuff, but that's probably because you have seen an actual reptile in recent years. Also, just searching the word 'reptilian' will give you links to exclusively nutties referring to nutties as sources, as no serious person touches this stuff.
There is however, a visual-information syndrome that explains the source of it (assuming it started with someone who suffers from it) called Capgras syndrome.
 
this is my favorite of all the dumb conspiracy theories out here. I love especially when they bring out the ancient sculptures of lizards and shit as evidence that these velociraptor characters have been running humanity since the dawn of time.
 
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Nope. If they existed, they would spit poisonous clouds at people and die in poison explosions. Then my guys would run through them for no reason and then slowly lose health each turn until they die.

Fucking X-Com.
 
Cyan said:
Of course. Reptilians and chemtrails explain basically everything.

Your friend got it wrong though, Obama's not a reptilian. There aren't any reptilians in Kenya.
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Out here they spray around homes and farms with black helicopters.
It's insecticides to kill caterpillars.
 
David Icke is one of the heaviest pushers on the reptillian conspiracy!

Icke combines discussion about the universe and consciousness with conspiracy theories about public figures being satanic paedophiles, and how apparently unconnected events are really attempts to control humanity. He argued in The Biggest Secret that human beings originated in a breeding program run by a race of reptilians called Anunnaki from the Draco constellation, and that what we call reality is just a holographic experience; the only reality is the realm of the Absolute. He believes in a collective consciousness that has intentionality, in reincarnation, in other possible worlds that exist alongside ours on other frequencies, and in acquired characteristics, arguing that our experiences change our DNA by downloading new information and overwriting the software. We are also able to attract experiences to ourselves by means of good and bad thoughts.[36]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke


Here is a collection of his historical evidence; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyK9g-JXFjI


He talks about New World Order, Fukushima disaster and the state of Israel, all as ploys in a larger agenda by another race that controls us.
 
Cyan said:
Of course. Reptilians and chemtrails explain basically everything.

Your friend got it wrong though, Obama's not a reptilian. There aren't any reptilians in Kenya.
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Yet...
 
No, I don't believe in that shit. I'm not the type of person to instantly dismiss conspiracy theories, I think it's important to research something for yourself, and look at both sides of the argument before making a final conclusion (even if 99.9% of the time it's just paranoid crazy talk)....but no, reptilian overlords are not something I'd be prepared to give any amount of my time investigating. Just absolute crazy talk.

I have a friend that not only believes that some people in power are reptilians, but he also believes that people of power and people who are very famous (Actors, singers, etc) sacrifice babies and children in the woods and drink their blood.

Yep....
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
David Icke is one of the heaviest pushers on the reptillian conspiracy!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke


Here is a collection of his historical evidence; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyK9g-JXFjI


He talks about New World Order, Fukushima disaster and the state of Israel, all as ploys in a larger agenda by another race that controls us.
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I heard him on Alex Jones. Oddly enough, of all the shit Alex Jones believes he derides the belief of lizard people.
 
I hate these threads. At first it looks like a great way to find additions to my ignore list, but often I can't tell if it's just good sarcasm and fear blocking a fine poster. Well, at least the entertainment is guaranteed when they cause a true crazyjob out from lurkerdom. I have good memories of that thread about the space moors.
 
So, despite any evidence to the contrary, you believe this to be true or at least a possibility? Ok. I guess it's as possible as religious beliefs if we're being open-minded here.
 
Cyan said:
OP, you should probably check out this video. It's not directly related to the reptilians, but it exposes some other pretty freaky shit.
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That was some freaky shit. I don't think the world is ready for these revelations.

It didn't even mention any of that scary ancient Egyptian shit and that's the real demonic stuff.

My friend still thinks all this is silly nonsense.
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
David Icke is one of the heaviest pushers on the reptillian conspiracy!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke


Here is a collection of his historical evidence; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyK9g-JXFjI


He talks about New World Order, Fukushima disaster and the state of Israel, all as ploys in a larger agenda by another race that controls us.
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This is what happens when you watched a miniseries in the 80's but then have a nervous breakdown on live television where you thought it was real.

Poor David, although I like to think he's just doing it for the money now.
 
There is no proof at all that they haven't infiltrated humanity. So you have to be open minded. The only "logical" stance is to be agnostic regarding lizard people lol
 
Yeah they probe me deep.


They hate being called reptilians. They are called Draconians. They visit us from the 4th Horizontal. They travel through spheres of light, but since they are from the 4th Horizontal it looks like flying disks to us. They aren't shape-shifters either; that's a different race from the same dimension where they reside.
 
DECK'ARD said:
This is what happens when you watched a miniseries in the 80's but then have a nervous breakdown on live television where you thought it was real.

Poor David, although I like to think he's just doing it for the money now.
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if you'd spent all your life on the Isle of Wight you'd believe in lizard people too
 
I'm not sure. There have been whistle blowers from our arrays of Underground Military bases, that cite certain levels are off-limits to even humans. They cite that the greys have handlers, human handlers. But the reptiles seem to walk around without anyone handling them, and it seems that they are the ones calling the shots. These come from folks who aren't really talking about reptiles or aliens, but are just noting what they've seen.

There is some sort of general story about people seeing what they think to be reptiles.

I just don't really get why reptiles would make a deal with the agenda. Whatever the agenda may be. Thats my biggest issue with the idea that there are reptiles controlling the worlds wealthiest families. Unless its some sort of spiritual thing that we simply don't understand. A lot of our wealthy are into the occult and weird as fuck shit like the bohemian grove. People want to bark it down, but yeah, most of our presidents have all gone to witness that weird ass woman effigy owl burning thing. That confuses the hell out of me.

It doesn't confuse me if I allow myself to believe in spirituality. That its a real thing. That our governments, and governments around the world invest money into researching psychics and remote viewers. The Nazi Military/Science machine, which has been parted out to the worlds victors, was very heavily invested into things like this. Those SS doctors who got their freedom for working with the US/Russian Governments were insane people. Or at least, it would seem so if you didn't understand that there is authenticity to religion.

They say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. I think this exists today in the form of religion bashing. We have done this same cycle over, and over. Our historic people record even shows the same cycle of large societies developing, then collapsing almost like clockwork.

Now, if there are under lords. If the reptile is the 'snake' refereed to in the bible and before. The ones worshiped all around the world, people of the snake, people of the lizard, etc with very strange pottery and images of half-man half-lizard creatures. What do they need from humans that they just can't simply take? We are working with the notion that they have severely advanced technology. That they eat us, that they abuse us sexually.

Well then it starts to get a little creepy. Because I think the one thing they can't get, is our souls. Or whatever the technology is behind our souls. There has to be some sort of spiritual firewall they can't get to. We are often referred to as vessels or containers throughout all of our historic literature, and for some reason people claim they say this about us. If there was some sort of process to get our souls, or extend their life force, or just whatever benefit our souls would be to them, It would make sense to make a deal with certain humans. It has to be something that they physically just can't take from us.
 
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