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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop has exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, The Sun reported.

nypost.com

 

[AfricanKing]

What sane person would pay money to have their room smell like a fish market

 

[DeepEnigma]

So that WAXP is fire?

 

[ManofOne]

GP - " This smells like my vagina."

So she has an explosive vagina?

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

What sain person would pay money to have their room smell like a fish market

IDK but goop is mental af!

 

[Nikana]

The fuck is this...

 

[Rentahamster]

Best thread title of 2021 so far

What sane person would pay money to have their room smell like a fish market

 

[Aggelos]

Roger Penrose here below, discusses what things actually exist in this world. Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina is one of those non-existent things.
So, get over it and move on!

 

[Ailynn]

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[Coolwhhip]

 

[dr_octagon]

would a candle holder for these be known as a 'cuntelabra'?

 

[thefool]

 

[Goro Majima]

Well we aren’t topping that thread title anytime soon

 

[Lord of the Underworld]

I'm not sure if I should be disgusted or not.

 

[E-Cat]

The Goop brand is like some brilliant urban ironic art

 

[Impotaku]

Obviously that candle couldn't contain that explosive pussy power.

 

[nush]

I'm not sure how a wax candle can explode. I've never heard of such a thing and from the story I expected it to be some battery powered candle with a bad battery. What are the chances this actual candle is some bootleg version from Amazon marketplace?

 

[Nobody_Important]

I had to read the title at least 5 times.


What the shit.

 

[ManofOne]

What ever happened to her 24k dildo?

Did it have that bling effect.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Facebook was selling Goop products to their own employees by having this brand as a pop-up shop on their campus last year.

I also forgot there's a Goop show on Netflix that got renewed for another season.. why do people buy into this snake oil shit lol

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[GeekyDad]

This...simply...can't...be...real...!

Right!?

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my money, then I remember there is people out there that willingly buy Gwyneth's Paltrow's stuff.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[Durask]

Only plebeian vaginas smell like fish. Noble vaginas smell of citrusy bergamot and geranium.

Paltrow, 48, launched the $75 candle emitting her private scent in January 2020.
Scent notes include geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed, according to her online store.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

 

[ManaByte]

Headline of the year.

 

[ComputerBlue]

There’s a song for that!

 

[haxan7]

Has anyone smelled it? What does it actually smell like?

Don't say fish.

 

[haxan7]

Only plebeian vaginas smell like fish. Noble vaginas smell of citrusy bergamot and geranium.

I don't know what any of that shit is.

 

[Azurro]

Those cat's eyes are just disturbing, that's a CG cat, right? It has to be, fucking uncanny valley like feeling.

 

[OnionSnake]

Who buys this stuff?

 

[Tschumi]

It's so surreal that this is what she's doing now...

God knows what kind of multicoloured, bleached, swollen, shrinkwrapped, inverted, copied, pasted, painted, patented, peach fuzzed, laser zapped, Twitter buzzed, rose scented au naturelle potpourri encrusted, organically grown coochie she be packing these days...

 

[nush]

It's so surreal that this is what she's doing now...

God knows what kind of multicoloured, bleached, swollen, shrinkwrapped, inverted, copied, pasted, painted, patented, peach fuzzed, laser zapped, Twitter buzzed, rose scented au naturelle potpourri encrusted, organically grown coochie she be packing these days...

Popbitch classic

>> Shakespeare in muff <<​

The Affleck seal of approval​

Gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candles are still in the news, three weeks on, after it turned out Elton John has bought “a ton” of them. We know the John-Furnish household have been keen readers of Popbitch over the years. Maybe his fascination with Gwynnie’s nethers came from this story in 2001? While in the dresser’s room for Shakespeare In Love, Ben Affleck was being strapped into a complicated pair of shoes with a skirted Miss Paltrow standing next to him. In front of the male dresser, Ben began to work his hand up the inside leg of his beloved, much to her embarrassment. And his quote on reaching the top…? “Gwyneth, you have *the* finest growler!”​

 

[Ailynn]

Those cat's eyes are just disturbing, that's a CG cat, right? It has to be, fucking uncanny valley like feeling.

Honestly, I can't tell...but I think it may actually be real!

 

[Tschumi]

Popbitch classic

>> Shakespeare in muff <<​

The Affleck seal of approval​

Gwyneth Paltrow’s fanny candles are still in the news, three weeks on, after it turned out Elton John has bought “a ton” of them. We know the John-Furnish household have been keen readers of Popbitch over the years. Maybe his fascination with Gwynnie’s nethers came from this story in 2001? While in the dresser’s room for Shakespeare In Love, Ben Affleck was being strapped into a complicated pair of shoes with a skirted Miss Paltrow standing next to him. In front of the male dresser, Ben began to work his hand up the inside leg of his beloved, much to her embarrassment. And his quote on reaching the top…? “Gwyneth, you have *the* finest growler!”​

 

[bender]

Maybe she has Herpes and this product is super authentic.

 

[triplestation]

are there dick scented candles

 

[West Texas CEO]

Ah, I see Gwyneth must be a squirter..

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

 

[Rentahamster]

are there dick scented candles

I got you fam

 

[Halo is Back]

New squirting feature? Damn, Gwyneth is really innovating here.

 

[nush]

New squirting feature? Damn, Gwyneth is really innovating here.

With the burning sensation of VD.

 

[BigBooper]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Halo is Back]

Holy crap that candle is $75!!! What Neanderthal would pay 75 dollars for a candle that smells like a 48 year old woman's vagina??

 

[West Texas CEO]

What Neanderthal would pay 75 dollars for a candle that smells like a 48 year old woman's vagina??

 

[Halo is Back]

Lol I like Rich despite his flip floppy history and sensational titles.