A week after successfully publishing the Female Armor Bingo, I present to you its spin-off: Female Armor Rhetoric Bingo!
This card refers to the defenses/apologia thats used against the critique of skimpy female warrior outfits. I did my best to collect the most pervasive arguments used to justify bikini armors and similar costumes.
Keep in mind that actual arguments, depending on a given discussion, may be worded a bit differently, but if the general idea is the same, you can cross the relating square:
"Men are sexualized too!"
No, they are not, especially when it comes to battle wear. Nothing is better example of male character serving as power fantasy than putting him in bulky armor while his equally strong female peers run around half-naked.
"She would look too manly in a regular armor!"
What about She would look actually protected in a normal armor?
Also (unless it has a giant codpiece), a regular armor is not masculine be default, were just taught to associate it with men.
Also also, there are many ways to make armor feminine, yet fully protective.
"This outfit is normal for her culture/climate!"
Talking about made-up culture that this made-up character is from? Its not like the creators just
created this fictional culture and located it in a hot climate to suit their (and/or their audiences) preferences to excuse a silly outfit, riiight?
Also, when shes not in her homelands climate, why wouldnt she dress more appropriately for the weather?
"Male barbarians also fight half-naked!"
Yeah, they do. Funny how their half-nudity looks so much more comfortable and practical than that of lady barbarians.
If only lady barbarians could also fight wearing only loincloths instead of fur bikinis
"Dont expect fiction to be realistic!"
I dont. But I expect it to be consistent.
"It helps with her agility!"
(Born from the double-standard belief that male characters are supposed to be strong, while female ones should be agile.)
Oh yeah, a chafing, pinching chainmail bikini or floppy underboob or that spiky variation of Borats mankini would be SO COMFORTABLE and non-restricting compared to a leotard (or anything made from actual fabric)
Totally!
"She CHOSE to dress like that!"
Let me quote rheiders:
A strong female character is still a charactershe has no agency, she has no choice. Everything about her appearance and actions is dictated by her creator. It is only through good storytelling and character writing that we begin to believe the character is alive and possessing of free will, but thats just an illusion. SHE IS STILL JUST A CHARACTER, created by someone else.
And unless the character is supposed to be a suicidal dumbass, she wouldnt choose to dress like that for combat.
"Her strength comes from uncovered skin!"
Also known as Theres A GOOD REASON for her to be almost nude!.
If her powers come from being exposed
Why doesnt she run around naked? Oh, I get it, shes too decent for that!
Then why the minimal outfit she chose looks so uncomfortable and/or defies physics? Is there a special reason for that too?
"Its (just) fantasy/sci-fi! Magic/science protects her!"
Okay, I can buy that. Does the magic/science is also what holds her improbable bikini in one place?
And if it protects her male peer in the same way, how come his outfit isnt equally light-weight?
"Its stylized!"
The cheapest excuse for any type of bad artwork.
"Style" itself does not explain anything! A well-designed style is ought to be consistent. Its not a good style when theres obvious double standard at work.
"Women are weak, so they need light armor!"
Ignoring for a second how sexist and ridiculous it is to suggest that women are naturally that much weaker than men
LIGHT ARMOR EXISTS. There are numerous types of it. And it can (and should be) fully-covering!
Search for leather armor or gambeson and stop suggesting its better to expose a characters torso than to dress them in something not made of metal.
"Girls are SUPPOSED to look sexy!"
So much wrong with it I dont even know where to start.
It brings half of the population to one objectifying function.
It implies sexy has one fixed meaning.
It implies an outfit cant be sexy appealing and functional at the same time.
It implies there are no other times during which a warrior character can focus on being sexy (as in, times outside of battle).
TL; DR: There is nothing girls or women are supposed to be!
"Thats the best way of marketing to men!"
A.K.A. Sex sells!
Why is this even used as an excuse?
Not only it implies that there are no women or homosexual/asexual men in the audience, but also that straight men are by definition sex-obsessed morons who cant say no to a patch of female skin showing. An argument that insults every possible group at once!
She was designed in a country where sexualization is cultural!
(This one usually refers to Japan or Korea)
As much as respecting cultural differences is important, it really does not excuse objectifying half of the worlds population. It just exposes that there might be some deeply-ingrained problem among any nation that creates such things as part of their culture.
Stop complaining and make it yourself!
A.K.A. If you dont like how women are represented games/comics/movies then go and create one yourself!
Because instead of being critical of faulty content creators everyone should become a content creator themselves!
Its not like making a game/comic/movie takes TONS of time, money and effort
or that even in the era of crowdfunding through Kickstarter indie projects still dont reach the same audiences as big studio productions.
Creating things is so easy and we dont see better representation just because were too lazy to take care of it ourselves, RIIIGHT?!
"It suits her fighting style!"
Are the inevitable nip-slips part of her fighting style? And what kind of martial art is suited for high heels and metal bikinis?
"She embraced her sexuality! Shes empowered!"
A phrase almost inseparable from the Strong Independent Woman archetype.
Its not a bad idea to create a female character that consciously takes advantage of her sexuality and feels empowered by that
But insisting that being sexual is the only way to make women empowered is restricting, misogynistic and unoriginal.
And making every female character like that takes any power from the idea. It then becomes just a very obvious excuse to have as many sexy women as possible without feeling guilty about it.
Theres nothing wrong with showing a bit of skin!
MOST DEFINITELY! There is nothing inherently wrong about nudity or partial nudity. Just keep in mind that in context of a battle it makes no sense to expose random parts ones body!
There are actually ways of fighting topless that do make sense! Take notes!
Why do you even care? Its just for fun!
A.K.A. Dont take everything so seriously! or Stop making everything about feminism!
Dunno why I care, probably because media actually affects people and their opinions?
Because women are not catered with fanservice in the same way as (straight) men are?
Because women are actively excluded from many forms of entertainment and thus not allowed to have same kind of fun as men?
If were at it, why do you care so much to prove me wrong?
"Art shouldnt be censored!"
A.K.A. Youre banning creativity! or You should not criticize artists choice! or First Amendment!
Asking for logical and respectful designs is not censorship. And simply criticizing art is not against the freedom of expression, quite the opposite. By giving constructive criticism to a piece of art, Im exercising my own freedom of speech.
Its also not that artsy or creative anymore when overtly objectifying outfits are considered a norm in popular media.
"She defeats her enemies through distraction!"
Lets just hope all of her enemies are horny idiots who loose their focus when a bit of female body is in sight. Or that she doesnt distract her male friends in the same way.
Otherwise
Shes indestructible! She doesnt need any protection!
Fair enough. Does it mean the outfit is also not uncomfortable or embarrassing to her? Or that this costume can defy any laws of physics? Being indestructible, doesnt she feel cold or chafed?
Wouldnt it make more sense for her to fight naked?
You want every woman to be covered from head to toe!
Well, only if every man is covered in the same way. Other than that, I just expect logic and consistency from all the designs.
Shes so badass that she needs no armor!
Shes also so badass that she consciously chose outfit as impractical and uncomfortable as possible, just to prove how badass she is by wearing it!
Its not like she could just go topless, like her equally badass male peers.
Great story makes up for those ridiculous designs!
A.K.A. She has a great personally, so it doesnt matter how she looks!
So were not expecting visual media to be holistic anymore?
The art and story are allowed to contradict each other for no good reason?
The audiences immersion is not broken when a dramatic story clashes with silly visuals? Willing suspension of disbelief has no limits from now on?
Good to learn! Guess I need to forget everything I learned about storytelling theory.