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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I rewatched that Brazil heist.

There's no way that a shit ton of people didn't die during that.

And then there was that whole bridge chase one that they caused in the film after where people clearly died.

No matter where Dom goes.

Death follows.

 

[Caboose]

Shhhh no thoughts, only one-liners now.

 

[Pastry]

no, they're family.

 

[John Kowalski]

no they're american heroes

 

[Mr.Swag]

They're a heist crew looking out for themselves. Wouldnt call them "villains" but theyre definitely criminals

 

[Escape Goat]

You were paying attention to the plot? Why would you do this?

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

no, they're family.

Should have been first reply.

 

[- J - D -]

They're criminals who are less bad than the actual bad guys.

 

[Gaz_RB]

I guess they're more anti-heroes than anything. Loveable outlaws that end up doing good. Similar to the crew in Firefly.

 

[OldRoutes]

Hehe, makes me think of this podcast : http://www.earwolf.com/episode/fast-five/

They talk about how much death and destruction they cause in this movie. It's hilarious.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

no they're american heroes

Hehe, makes me think of this podcast : http://www.earwolf.com/episode/fast-five/

They talk about how much death and destruction they cause in this movie. It's hilarious.

Oh man, I knew I wasn't the only one in shock at the carnage they wrought.

 

[JDSN]

Mi familia!!

 

[statham]

Why do you think I'm hunting them down?

 

[strafer]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONICA!

That's the real villain

 

[ReAxion]

Dominic has a diner that serves bad tuna nobody wants to eat. It's a front.

 

[StopMakingSense]

A hilariously large number of people should have died in Fast Five. The rolling of the prison bus alone!

 

[Fury451]

They're criminals, but everyone else is painted as worse so we don't notice. It's actually the same technique used to make Riddick seem somewhat sympathetic.

They also happen to do good things on occasion by accident.

Why do you think I'm hunting them down?

He did kind of have it coming.

 

[Alienous]

no, they're family.

lol

 

[Prompto]

Does this look like a villain to you?

Spoiler

lol I just noticed he starts flying before the car makes impact. Dominic Toretto is a super hero confirmed.

 

[Broken Joystick]

Dom just wants to expand his rock collection. I thought the whole point of Fast Five was him finding his favourite rock on the ground and then protecting it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

They're criminals, but everyone else is painted as worse so we don't notice. It's actually the same technique used to make Riddick seem somewhat sympathetic.

They also happen to do good things on occasion by accident.



He did kind of have it coming.

What if Fast and Furious was a prequel franchise to Riddick

Does this look like a villain to you?

Spoiler

lol I just noticed he starts flying before the car makes impact. Dominic Torretto is a super hero confirmed.

Fast and Furious franchise superhero origin stories confirmed?

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Does this look like a villain to you?

Spoiler

lol I just noticed he starts flying before the car makes impact. Dominic Toretto is a super hero confirmed.

This is amazing.

 

[Septimus Prime]

I rewatched that Brazil heist.

There's no way that a shit ton of people didn't die during that.

Yeah, but they weren't American, so it's all good.

 

[Rodney McKay]

They just live their life a quarter mile at a time.

 

[More_Badass]

Does this look like a villain to you?

Spoiler

lol I just noticed he starts flying before the car makes impact. Dominic Toretto is a super hero confirmed.

Holy shit I never noticed that.

 

[Warm Machine]

Holy shit I never noticed that.

Movies, they are not real.

 

[Floridian]

Why do you think I'm hunting them down?

Don't get rekt too hard now.

 

[NumberTwo]

I just thought how hilarious would it be if at the end of 7 it is revealed that Dom is a mass murderer who (unbeknownst to himself) has been having psychotic episodes for the past several years. Like, none of the supporting cast actually existed. They were all a figment of his imagination.

And yeah, "ride or die" is just something he says before he goes on one of his rampages.

 

[UberTag]

The Furious crew are good guys in much the same way that John Cena is a good guy.

 

[More_Badass]

Don't get rekt too hard now.

All those cuts. The Raid movies have spoiled me

 

[BadAss2961]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONICA!

That's the real villain

Edwin is the obvious endgame villain for this series.

 

[EviLore]

Dominic Torretto is a super hero confirmed.

The crew in Furious 7 would take out The Avengers

 

[Delta Assault]

They're not the street racers we deserve, but the ones we need right now.

 

[BronsonLee]

I DIDN'T SEE NO BODY

 

[Brakke]

hey man people here was willing to give up a couple fingers to defeat race eff that dom and his familia actually defeated race just had a break a few eggs first

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

The crew in Furious 7 would take out The Avengers

EviLore please.

 

[ReAxion]

Brazilians of Brazilians died in the heist.

 

[Count Dookkake]

EviLore please.

He's not wrong.

They are gods.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

The crew in Furious 7 would take out The Avengers

We have a Hulk...reply back we have the Rock.

 

[Caboose]

Don't get rekt too hard now.

Such unnecessary "stylish" camera movement.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

Does this look like a villain to you?

Spoiler

lol I just noticed he starts flying before the car makes impact. Dominic Toretto is a super hero confirmed.

...I don't think that matters? The impact of the car doesn't give him any more forward momentum, does it?

 

[norm9]

This thread's inspired me to rewatch Fast Five again when I get home from work.

 

[Lamel]

...I don't think that matters? The impact of the car doesn't give him any more forward momentum, does it?

How would he be launched if the car didn't crash yet? Lol

 

[zeemumu]

no, they're family.

*Leatherface approved post*

They're fugitives in the first, 4th, and 5th films. Most of the people that they killed on that bridge were crooked cops which makes it okay, I suppose.

 

[BigDug13]

They're criminals who are less bad than the actual bad guys.

This is what it boils down to. Kinda like The Shield. Most of the time, Vic is a bad guy that isn't quite as bad as the other bad guys he's tracking down. Most of the time.

It also started out with Walt that he wasn't as bad of a guy as the other people he was dealing with.

It's a way we can root for people who are bad guys. Just make sure they're surrounded by worse guys.

...I don't think that matters? The impact of the car doesn't give him any more forward momentum, does it?

He should be moving as fast as the car on top of it, then only outpacing the car once the car is no longer moving. He's already way past the front of the car and flying before the car stops moving. That's impossible.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

He's not wrong.

They are gods.

Well, then. A team up would be better, no? Rocket Raccoon can ride on Dom who is actually Black Bolt who is riding Groot.

Coming to a cinema near you.

 

[Aylinato]

I do not enjoy these movies. This just gives me another reason not too

 

[Darknight]

Shhhh dont ruin this. Only Drake in Uncharted is a mass murderer. People die in Hollywood films all the time due to actions or inaction of the protagonists but no one gives a rat. Drake though, he is a real murderer.

 

[Delta Assault]

This is what it boils down to. Kinda like The Shield. Most of the time, Vic is a bad guy that isn't quite as bad as the other bad guys he's tracking down. Most of the time.

It also started out with Walt that he wasn't as bad of a guy as the other people he was dealing with.

It's a way we can root for people who are bad guys. Just make sure they're surrounded by worse guys.

They're like Godzilla when King Ghidorah shows up.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

How would he be launched if the car didn't crash yet? Lol

Well, I'm just thinking that he didn't need the car to crash in order to make that jump. Thinking about it though, he wouldn't have that much separation from the car if he just jumped.