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Behind the Scenes of Disney's Donald Trump 'Hall of Presidents' Drama

Breaking with precedent is always more controversial than sticking with it.

I mean, there's no shortage of heinous dudes in the Hall of Presidents.

But they're all dead, and we are not so lucky in 2017.

I remember reading about advocacy groups pushing for a non-speaking role in the Hall. I remember thinking that's probably what would happen. But if that's the end result, this was not how I thought we'd get there.
 

_Ryo_

Member
Why should Trump or team have any say at all? It's Disney's attraction and they should be able to do whatever they want, as long as it isnt illegal or distasteful.
 

adj_noun

Member
I'm less worried about whatever hot air the bloviating overripe fruit-bot exhales and more worried about theme park guests tearing themselves apart in the theater.
 

Akuun

Looking for meaning in GAF
They're still waiting to get a coherent sentence they can use
On the plus side, they could halfass the shit out of it and no one would notice.

Put a drinking birdie on a soundboard and no one would be able to tell that it's not a recorded Trump speech.
 

dramatis

Member
Not entirely true, I don't think they can just use his likeness and make him talk without his legal consent. I get your point though. Just more stupid arrogance from their camp.
He's become a public figure, I think at that point you lose your right to your likeness without legal consent, no?
 
I'll bet Disney suits are regretting the day they came up with this attraction right about now. Incredible how something as simple as this Trump manages to needlessly overcomplicate.
 

adj_noun

Member
"Mexico will pay for it"

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Begun, the Epcot/Kingdom War has
 
I'd go to see the reactions from the people. Last time I went, people cheered for Lincoln, JFK, Reagan, Roosevelt and Obama and booed Nixon during the role call. I'd love to see what happens with Trump.

Maybe the imagineers can get the other presidents to beat the shit out of Trumpbot.
 

Kai Dracon

Writing a dinosaur space opera symphony
I'll bet Disney suits are regretting the day they came up with this attraction right about now. Incredible how something as simple as this Trump manages to needlessly overcomplicate.

People had a general expectation that the office of the president would by its nature always retain some degree of respectability, even for a controversial president like say, Nixon. Thus the attraction could be seen as a stately representation of American history and the dignity of the office, if not the person in it.

As with so many things, Trump has blown all that up. I think it's made worse because, while Disney is a business and all, Disneyland is supposed to embody themes that are positive and optimistic.

How do you mesh that with Trump, a figurehead for everything ugly and regressive about America? If a Trump figure is installed, it will be a permanent mark of shame.
 

Chmpocalypse

Blizzard
I'd go to see the reactions from the people. Last time I went, people cheered for Lincoln, JFK, Reagan, Roosevelt and Obama and booed Nixon during the role call. I'd love to see what happens with Trump.

Maybe the imagineers can get the other presidents to beat the shit out of Trumpbot.

Cheering a traitorous piece of shit like reagan, gross.
 

Link

The Autumn Wind
Maybe they can just permanently have a crate that says "Under construction" where the Trumpbot would be.
 
I visited this attraction back in September. I was thinking to myself, after the Obamabot spoke, how awful would it be if they had to put Trump up there. I mean I visited the American History Museum in D.C. and Trump's portrait among all the other presidents was downright embarrassing already.

While I did enjoy that attraction, I hope they could shut it down until that man is out of office. Making Trump speak to a crowd that consists partially of foreign tourists is such a joke.

Haunted Mansion is like around the corner so just go ride that or something.
 

retroman

Member
Here in Holland we have De Efteling, a fairytale-themed amusement park where you can get rid of your trash by stuffing it into the mouth of a fat character named Holle Bolle Gijs. Afterwards, he thanks you for it.

Just a suggestion.
 

jstripes

Banned
Here in Holland we have De Efteling, a fairytale-themed amusement park where you can get rid of your trash by stuffing it into the mouth of a fat character named Holle Bolle Gijs. Afterwards, he thanks you for it.

Just a suggestion.

Haha, I remember those bins. "Papier Hier."
 

ChopperNewt

Neo Member
If I'm on vacation at Disney, the last thing I'm going to want to do is remind myself that this rod is the President. I'll still go to Disney World, but I'm never setting foot in this show again.

I feel for the people who've had to work on this and put up with the admin's BS.
 

Mask

Member
Actually, wait until he gets booted, then they can make him into a monster or something who threatens a anthropomorphic constitution. He'd technically be in there :p
 

Anth0ny

Member
Solution: Trump bot comes up for his big speech, proceeds to pull phone out of pocket and tap on the screen for a minute.

then trump bot sits back down
 

flkraven

Member
Just use audio from previously recorded shows and conversations:

"You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything.

Grab them by the p***y, you can do anything."

"Rosie's a person who's very lucky to have her girlfriend. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend, why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?"

"Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father..."

"She's a very... Well, at 12 I wasn't interested. I've never been into that. They've sort of always stuck around that 25 category"
 

adj_noun

Member
Solution: Trump bot comes up for his big speech, proceeds to pull phone out of pocket and tap on the screen for a minute.

then trump bot sits back down

They could go the Monsters Inc Laugh Floor route.

Hey, kids! What should Trump tweet next? Send your text suggestions now!
 

DonShula

Member
I've a feeling it won't match the spirit of what they were going for if he ever gets around to doing it.

At some point you just have to say 'This has been closed too long, we're going to put Lincoln in and if something changes we will change it to allow the sitting president to speak.'

That would spark a boycott. The general public doesn't have any context, and the headline would be "Hall of Presidents reopens a year later without Trump." Fox News pundits would slam it as unpatriotic and blatantly partisan. A Disney-wide boycott by the hard right would be imminent. Not just Disney Parks, either. ABC, ESPN, Marvel, and Star Wars could get sucked in. The counterpoint that Trump's team had been difficult to work with would be lost in the fray and labeled fake news eventually.

This is exactly why Disney is being so delicate with the situation.
 

Anth0ny

Member
I have a solution. Burn the attraction down, spend years rebuilding it. Done.

this would actually probably be worth it lol



cost em a couple million, but avoids the controversy.

"we are shocked and appalled at this heinous act of vandalism to one of our great attractions... repairs start now and we hope to have reconstruction completed... soon"

*4 years later*

"k we're good"
 
That would spark a boycott. The general public doesn't have any context, and the headline would be "Hall of Presidents reopens a year later without Trump." Fox News pundits would slam it as unpatriotic and blatantly partisan. A Disney-wide boycott by the hard right would be imminent. Not just Disney Parks, either. ABC, ESPN, Marvel, and Star Wars could get sucked in. The counterpoint that Trump's team had been difficult to work with would be lost in the fray and labeled fake news eventually.

This is exactly why Disney is being so delicate with the situation.

I know it's a business and all but boo hoo the feelings of the hard right.
 
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