Puck Beaverton
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
- Thread starter Widdle Puppy
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The problems of sex trafficking and the performers volition and willingness aside (which is a lot to put aside) What I don't understand though, is if you go to strip clubs for that more extreme, hands on experience, why not just pay for a prostitute?
I get the whole watching thing, and I get the whole "nah I'm one of the good ones! She actually likes me!" I have a lot of friends who are camgirls and that's certainly on the menu.
But why not just pay for actual sex at that point since that's clearly more what you are going for?
I get the whole watching thing, and I get the whole "nah I'm one of the good ones! She actually likes me!" I have a lot of friends who are camgirls and that's certainly on the menu.
But why not just pay for actual sex at that point since that's clearly more what you are going for?
Amory
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Ftfy
I did that In San Diego for $20 private dance lol And she literally buried her ass in my face
She was Polish too
OP got the tourist price
Naked Snake
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I've seen a number of strips shows (not private, and of men) in Moscow. In fact it's the only place I've ever seen any, so don't have something to compare them to.
It was like 15+ years ago. And I almost chocked from arousal the first time, haha.
It was like 15+ years ago. And I almost chocked from arousal the first time, haha.
Yaphett Kotto
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Puck Beaverton
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A real GAFman would have banged all 3, then get propositioned by the roommates
You know this story is fake cause she wasn't quoted as commenting how his cock is much larger than usual and then confiding that she also likes to play Dark Souls, but then the OP asking if that means shes into him and he should make a move.
It's ironic though, that usually when people are going on actual dates with people they are all "oooooh does she like me?"
But when they are at the strip club paying a girl to spread her ass its "she clearly was into me"
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Does hearing that Trinidad James song count
always crazy bacon
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TheCthultist
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Poor guy. I think he expected this to turn into a very different sort of thread than it has.
Lesson learned.
Lesson learned.
Not everybody wants that?
There's a reason that these clubs are a thing around the world. Plenty of reasons, like just enjoying the atmosphere,the dance,the company of friends while enjoying some beautiful girls,the drinks or whatever.
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of guys/girls who just want to get the appetite and dine at home.
It's really not rocket science.
I don't get it. You can get a hot prostitute for that kind of money. In Germany or the Netherlands and probably a lot of other places you can literally (and legally) walk through "certain" streets and window shop.
Not hat I've ever done that, I'd probably be to shy even if I paid the woman lol.
flintstryker
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People like the op is one of the biggest reasons I want to open a strip at some point in the future, I'm never not amazed by how much money are wasted whenever I go there by other men
hodayathink
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Honestly, if I were going to pay for a prostitute with a decent amount of money, a strip club might actually be my first choice (it'd probably be my second since because I know where to go I could more than likely find a trustworthy escort online). There's a much higher than non-zero chance that some of the women would be willing, and I'd actually get to meet and talk to them before I decided to put money down. I wouldn't spend that much at the actual club, though, just enough to get her attention and put the offer out there in a more private setting.
Autoignition
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I have a friend who strips in NYC, and this is basically her attitude. She can't believe the amount of money she just walks home with every night just for dancing.
always crazy bacon
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On no, no he hasn't. This is probably the most female attention he's had in his life. He's already said he's going back again and intends to spend even more money. The girls think he's a cute gentleman...
Conkerkid11
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lmao
There a thing still for the same reason the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is a thing. Because a bunch of old men don't know the internet exists.
Or because they're going to a bachelor party: https://youtu.be/rUuFsfdGrYw
Why waste time and energy on something that's only succesful when you're a 6'3 adonis when you can spend some money to spread some sweet exotic cheeks?
Earthbound64
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Come on, you can't do both of that in the same post.
That just shows a complete lack of awareness.
Earthbound64
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Considering the OP literally lead in with that, I'm picturing the OP walking into the club, and just going around trying to find butt cheeks to spread.
This is how I'm picturing OP:
EDIT: Sorry about the D
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Coming from Baltimore, Montreal was like more than 50% cheaper for much prettier women. But I do like the event specials we have in Baltimore if I ever go out to a strip club which is still pretty rare.
Yep, always wild shit happening there. First time there saw three strippers going down on each other, was pretty wtf moment.
psynergylover
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So you spent $300 to get blueballz...well done OP
Man I'm 28 and I still haven't visited a strip club. I just never wanted even a little. I sometimes (like when I read threads like this) try to imagine myself in one, and I feel anxiety and discomfort. Like I'm there, in the club sitting somewhere and trying to smile while girls try to sell me some really expensive drinks etc. and I'm there trying to look like I find the girls hot and I enjoy being there when I would really be super worried about spending money. I wouldn't even pay for sex, but out of the two, I feel like just paying for sex would be the more "bang for your buck" deal. At least with that you're not paying for blueballs. All of that is so far removed from my world that the thought of this stuff seems almost alien.
Puck Beaverton
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GAF take me to a strip club
Check backpage in your area. $300 will find you a girl that looks better than most strippers. I'm talking just sex though, not a night out.
Some people think escorts cost a lot but it's not true. The only time you get high prices like $1000+ is if it's someone with a lot of social media sway like a pornstar that does it on the side.
That's going in the GAF hall of fame. I expect to see it quoted for years to come.
Pai Pai Master
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I'd only dance with a stripper if she dressed like Elsa from Frozen or Mercy from Overwatch.
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
True....on the other hand OP just gonna have to hold this L because otherwise he won't learn:
We had a thread asking if people answer their door when someone rings the doorbell or knocks.
Earthbound64
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ryutaro's mama
lap dances are better
when the stripper is crying
Oh, I know. I posted there in disbelief of people there as well.
I should lower my expectations, I guess.
lap dances are better
when the stripper is crying
Oh, I know. I posted there in disbelief of people there as well.
I should lower my expectations, I guess.
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
Earthbound64
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Nah nah nah
We need the one with hand tracking where he repeatedly touches the girl and begs/apologies/is ashamed each time
hydragonwarrior
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And on top of that, get together with their mom's 63 year old best friend.
really? sounds pretty cheap..
Dennis?
hodayathink
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Unless you're looking at porn performers or models, escorts aren't that expensive in general.
RecRoulette
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Amazing.