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Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

I was waiting for their review before picking one up, good review overall, EZA seems to understand the systems and mechanics well enough.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UyYx3R4NftY&feature=youtu.be

Not too surprised at the score it got considering Ian reviewed, he's a little bit of a fanboy.

Nice to see they got all the bugs removed after the beta.

RuinerPrime · Sep 17, 2017

You're a good person Fat4all.

<3 easy allies & doggos

Zoggy · Sep 17, 2017

The humor in calling dogs doggos and puppers is gone.

It's just stupid and played out.

Baroquemantic · Sep 17, 2017

Zoggy said:
The humor in calling dogs doggos and puppers is gone.

It's just stupid and played out.

Def a cat owner.

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Zoggy said:
The humor in calling dogs doggos and puppers is gone.

It's just stupid and played out.

its not about humor

its about truth

ponpo · Sep 17, 2017

wasn't funny initially but then I saw that they spelled words incorrectly

nice looking dog in the video though

Frozenprince · Sep 17, 2017

Sophie da besssssssssss

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Frozenprince said:
Sophie da besssssssssss

foxuzamaki · Sep 17, 2017

I want a doggo

the1npc · Sep 17, 2017

That was adorable

Ionic · Sep 17, 2017

Zoggy said:
The humor in calling dogs doggos and puppers is gone.

What's up with some people calling puppers dogs?

Servbot24 · Sep 17, 2017

Zoggy said:
The humor in calling dogs doggos and puppers is gone.

It's just stupid and played out.

I thought this would be the first post, but it actually took two! You're getting better GAF <3

Dryk · Sep 17, 2017

Ionic said:
What's up with some people calling puppers dogs?

Yeah I'm not sure who these people are that look at a doggo and see a creature that needs to be taken seriously and needs a more serious and edgy name.

Manzoon · Sep 17, 2017

Dryk said:
Yeah I'm not sure who these people are that look at a doggo and see a creature that needs to be taken seriously and needs a more serious and edgy name.

Houndo
K9-oh
Fallen wolf

Feep · Sep 17, 2017

Can confirm: Sophie is best doggo.

Necro · Sep 17, 2017

Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

Santiako · Sep 17, 2017

Don't really know Easy Allies but I do like their dogs now.

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

the only child I can see is the one complaining about others being happy

like a shitty kid at a grocery store, try to adjust id say

Rhaknar · Sep 17, 2017

foxuzamaki said:
I want a doggo

I have 3.

You can have none of them!

vatstep · Sep 17, 2017

This video actually caused me to dislike dogs

styl3s · Sep 17, 2017

I got a pupper and 2 doggos (pupper Dachshund and 2 mini-schnauzer doggos) and they are the best. Dogs are the best, Easy Allies is the best and this video is the best.

Cat owners showing themselves in this thread.

Heartfyre · Sep 17, 2017

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

That's a terrible analogy for that situation, as a child whinging about not getting ice cream is an immature and irrational expression of discontent, whereas the Allies were pleased to hear about The Last Guardian.

It'd be a better analogy to describe how you sound right now.

Anyways, Sophie has demonstrated on many occasions that she is a five-star dog, barely interrupting the flow of conversation with her arrivals and departures, while obviously brightening everyone's moods with her presence.

IdreamofHIME · Sep 17, 2017

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

Those two reactions dont even share the same emotion....what are you even trying to say with this?

Tregard · Sep 17, 2017

Doggos are most definitely an Effervescent Sprite

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

vatstep said:
This video actually caused me to dislike dogs

es tut mir leid

Jazzem · Sep 17, 2017

Bahaha laughed so hard at this, Brandon's straight faced delivery truly makes it shine. Best lines were

another flash in the pan domestication trend, like the lizard

and

sometimes the frame rate dips, but with this kind of computational power that can be easily overlooked

Also 'd'aww'ed a lot :3

FeenixRising · Sep 17, 2017

Best video game review ever.

Day one for pupper.

Does it have any pre order bonuses?

Elfforkusu · Sep 17, 2017

The lizard shade was fantastic. Otherwise the review was kinda bog standard, I give it a 4/5

Jintor · Sep 17, 2017

this is bullshit, where's my doggers and puppers quick look?

this is good and makes me happy

jonno394 · Sep 17, 2017

I know Sophie, but who does the other dog belong to?

abrack08 · Sep 17, 2017

jonno394 said:
I know Sophie, but who does the other dog belong to?

Ian's roommate Omar.

Necro said:
Are these the children who screamed like their mom wouldnt get them ice cream when the last guardian had its release date announced?

Nah, these are the adults who laughed and cheered jubilantly when FF7 Remake and Shenmue 3 we're announced. Not sure why you would compare that to an angry child not getting his way since they were getting exactly what they wanted.

Juicy Bob · Sep 17, 2017

I totally respect the opinion in this review, but just like their obsession with Bloodborne, I just don't feel like this one's for me.

I'm going to have to pass on puppers and doggos I'm afraid. I hope everyone who picks them up enjoys it and that they don't have too many issues for early adopters, but I'm just not sold on this one.

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Juicy Bob said:
I totally respect the opinion in this review, but just like their obsession with Bloodborne, I just don't feel like this one's for me.

I'm going to have to pass on puppers and doggos I'm afraid. I hope everyone who picks them up enjoys it and that they don't have too many issues for early adopters, but I'm just not sold on this one.

fair enough, fair enough

doggos certainly aren't for everyone, and the difficulty curve can be brutal

Juicy Bob · Sep 17, 2017

Fat4all said:
fair enough, fair enough

doggos certainly aren't for everyone, and the difficulty curve can be brutal

Yeah and while I know Brandon enjoys the microtransactions, I don't think I could handle the idea of having to pay real world cash to cover random in-game events like medical emergencies or replacement furniture.

half a moon · Sep 17, 2017

I hope to get a pupper this year

Jintor · Sep 17, 2017

the narrator saying absolutely ridiculous shit in a proper good voice is very good. a++.

plasmawave · Sep 17, 2017

Owie feet.

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

plasmawave said:
Owie feet.

poor toesies

Marvel · Sep 17, 2017

That's great lol

Necro · Sep 17, 2017

Fat4all said:
the only child I can see is the one complaining about others being happy

like a shitty kid at a grocery store, try to adjust id say

So yes or no? I don't expect adults to be children especially when they are covering a game.

Revolutionary · Sep 17, 2017

FeenixRising said:
Does it have any pre order bonuses?

Yeah, worms.

Don't forget to deworm your puppies, folks

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Necro said:
So yes or no? I don't expect adults to be children especially when they are covering a game.

well look at you

you'll be happy one day, champ

Renekton · Sep 17, 2017

I like birb and snek.

What's the nickname for cats?

Tetsujin_MK · Sep 17, 2017

There's a Naughty Dog joke somewhere in here.

_Ryo_ · Sep 17, 2017

Great review. Doggos are a damn joy to experience. I do think the game is a bit too reliant on updates which makes me hesitant to own the game myself but I'll definitely play whenever I'm with a friend.

In other news they should do a Don't Skip on Ben's and Domiani's cats. Though Ian, and I think another Ally is allergic, so he would have to outsource the video capture.

Kinsei · Sep 17, 2017

Renekton said:
I like birb and snek.

What's the nickname for cats?

Cats don't let you nickname them.

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Kinsei said:
Cats don't let you nickname them.

not generally, at least

they'll draw fuckin blood otherwise

Cappa · Sep 17, 2017

As a dog person and owner either I have no sense of humor or I just don't get it. Either or that video was stupid

Kneefoil · Sep 17, 2017

Shoulda been 4 stars at most. Even kitties are only 4.5 stars.

Fat4all · Sep 17, 2017

Kneefoil said:
Shoulda been 4 stars at most. Even kitties are only 4.5 stars.

kitties are so aggressively indifferent that they'd never allow a review of themselves to go higher than a 3.0

RipperGrim · Sep 17, 2017

Fat4all said:
I was waiting for their review before picking one up, good review overall, EZA seems to understand the systems and mechanics well enough.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UyYx3R4NftY&feature=youtu.be

Not too surprised at the score it got considering Ian reviewed, he's a little bit of a fanboy.

Nice to see they got all the bugs removed after the beta.

Which stream is the gif from?

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