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CF_Fighter · Jan 23, 2012

Is such a thing even possible?....

For anyone interested Giorgio Tsoukalos, our favorite giant haired .gif, is hiring an assistant editor for his magazine Legendary Times. You need to be fluent in both English and German, sorry ancient Sumerian does not count.

From his FB page (Yes I'm a fan)

WANTED! Assistant Editor for Giorgio A. Tsoukalos' LEGENDARY TIMES MAGAZINE, the ONLY Ancient Alien publication in the world. You must have STRONG conversational writing style and STRONG knowledge and fluency in BOTH English and GERMAN. If you think you meet the criteria, please submit two IDENTICAL application letters (one in English AND one in German) by February 1, 2012, to legendarytimesmagazine@gmail.com - Note: Each application letter must be TWO pages long so that I can ascertain your knowledge of both languages by reading and comparing your application letters. Any submissions exceeding two pages WILL be tossed out. Good luck! (If you do not meet the criteria but know someone who does, PLEASE forward this info to them! Thank you.)

Dresden · Jan 23, 2012

So the nazis did in the end make those UFOs after all.

Zapages · Jan 23, 2012

I should apply to troll him. lol

leadbelly · Jan 23, 2012

Is a crazy hairstyle necessary or optional?

I want to be like his side-kick.

Trojita · Jan 23, 2012

Is his middle name Aliens?

Rentahamster · Jan 23, 2012

I will apply in Dothraki and Klingon.

Meus Renaissance · Jan 23, 2012

Damn

The Lamonster · Jan 23, 2012

German? What the hell?

Dragoon En Regalia · Jan 23, 2012

He should make the hair more poofy and the writing more interstellar, man.

krypt0nian · Jan 23, 2012

Does Meus know German?

EDIT: guess not.

SolKane · Jan 23, 2012

Ist so etwas überhaupt möglich? Ja, es ist.

Zapages · Jan 23, 2012

krypt0nian said:
Does Meus know German?

EDIT: guess not.

but I do... .lol

krypt0nian · Jan 23, 2012

Zapages said:
but I do... .lol

DOO EEET!

Escape Goat · Jan 23, 2012

There is an opportunity to be had here.

weekend_warrior · Jan 23, 2012

Is German pretty similar to 'internet meme'? Cause if so I'm golden!

Hot Coldman · Jan 23, 2012

We need a gaffer in there, even if our best man isn't cut out for the job

Kabouter · Jan 23, 2012

Zapages said:
but I do... .lol

Please apply.

Dennis · Jan 23, 2012

Zapages is perfect for the job.

Kurtofan · Jan 23, 2012

Why German?

Ferrio · Jan 23, 2012

Kurtofan said:
Why German?

Dresden · Jan 23, 2012

Ferrio said:

holy fuuuuuuuck

g0tm1lk · Jan 23, 2012

Ferrio said:

OMG!!

Snake · Jan 23, 2012

Ferrio said:

Ist so etwas überhaupt möglich?

(used google translate)

Hot Coldman · Jan 23, 2012

Kabouter said:
Apply or I will ban you.

Fixed that for you.

IamMattFox · Jan 23, 2012

Hokuten said:
Ist so etwas überhaupt möglich?

(used google translate)

I don't even have to.

Ja, es ist.

Boozeroony · Jan 23, 2012

Ferrio said:

Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

Wazzim · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

damnnnn

g0tm1lk · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

krypt0nian · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

You just fucking broke the word wrong.

TemplaerDude · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

I uh.... wow...

Meus Renaissance · Jan 23, 2012

I'm still going to apply anyway. Hopefully he likes my letter well enough to open up a role for me, I'll do it for free

krypt0nian · Jan 23, 2012

g0tm1lk said:

This had me in tears. I cannot stop laughing.....this is the best GIF ever.

Clydefrog · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

:-O

Red_Man · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

Krev · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

Thread derail complete

zsswimmer · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

speculawyer · Jan 23, 2012

Krev said:
Thread derail complete

It is not like this thread had any destination.

Le-mo · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

DAmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Rapstah · Jan 23, 2012

Holy crap, I have to apply. I could whip up a letter in German, I'm decent enough at it.

EDIT: Meus, if you're serious I would write the German part for you, including an extra part where you would excuse for not having written it but you're just so into aliens and unexplained phenomena.

Boozeroony · Jan 23, 2012

Krev said:
Thread derail complete

'Derail' is a rather unlucky way to put it in this case.

xbhaskarx · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

Wow........

Hot Coldman · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

R2D4 · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

lethial · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

Vilix · Jan 23, 2012

Sorry, guys. The position has been filled by Mike Score.

Krev · Jan 23, 2012

I love the pride in being "the ONLY Ancient Alien publication in the world".

leadbelly · Jan 23, 2012

Clydefrog said:
:-O

Oh so you're the person 'tuna on toast' did a picture of.

Steeven · Jan 23, 2012

I'm dying here. =D

BFIB · Jan 23, 2012

Boozeroony said:
Hitler during a visit to Auschwitz?

zomaha · Jan 23, 2012

Steeven said:
I'm dying here. =D

Me too. Boozeroony's comment, seeing he is banned + the reactions have me in tears right now.

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