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creatchee · May 7, 2016

I present, ShaGAF.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-horse-racing-running-down-the-derby-field-16-shagaf-1462630506-htmlstory.html

If it wins, I expect a record number of applications.

Ryaaan14 · May 7, 2016

Gordon Shumway · May 7, 2016

Thought this was about a someone else..

BronsonLee · May 7, 2016

CHEAT

Forerunner · May 7, 2016

Why he won't win: He just doesn't look strong or experienced enough to handle this level of competition.

Sounds just like GAF.

smurfx · May 7, 2016

the horse will probably miss the race because it was too busy at its stable talking about horse racing online.

Syriel · May 7, 2016

smurfx said:
the horse will probably miss the race because it was too busy at its stable talking about horse racing online.

sounds accurate

IdreamofHIME · May 7, 2016

Owner wanted to stud him, but he said the Mare was only a 6/10 and refused.

JambiBum · May 7, 2016

IdreamofHIME said:
Owner wanted to stud him, but he said the Mare was only a 6/10 and refused.

Sharp shoes would not bang

BennyBlanco · May 7, 2016

smurfx said:
the horse will probably miss the race because it was too busy at its stable talking about horse racing online.

he wanted to race but swears he saw another horse smell his food and kind of freaked out about it, is unsure how to proceed

CountAntonius · May 7, 2016

No race...busy.

slider · May 7, 2016

BennyBlanco said:
he wanted to race but swears he saw another horse smell his food and kind of freaked out about it, is unsure how to proceed

Lol.

Weckum · May 7, 2016

I'm expecting something like this:

Clydefrog · May 7, 2016

CountAntonius said:
No race...busy.

do you know those stickers make it run faster?

GoldenEye 007 · May 7, 2016

Hopefully Bish doesn't put it down on the track.

Nairume · May 7, 2016

The horse got suspended from the race for knocking down the hay racks in the stable.

creatchee · May 7, 2016

Weckum said:
I'm expecting something like this:

What am I looking at and why is it the best thing ever?

smurfx · May 7, 2016

creatchee said:
What am I looking at and why is it the best thing ever?

creatchee · May 7, 2016

smurfx said:

My god.... What is this from???

devilhawk · May 7, 2016

creatchee said:
What am I looking at and why is it the best thing ever?

I remember this thread

Grizzlyjin · May 7, 2016

The horse goes to the race, but then realized that the other horses didn't want to talk about Zelda or the Souls series so he goes on GAF from his phone in the corner.

Bronx-Man · May 7, 2016

One day Jandro will have his time to shine.

creatchee · May 7, 2016

We currently have 55-1 odds. I put 5 on it.

akira28 · May 7, 2016

creatchee said:
My god.... What is this from???

Its a popular Japanese horse race betting sim game with cartoonish horses.

creatchee · May 7, 2016

akira28 said:
Its a popular Japanese horse race betting sim game with cartoonish horses.

I'm sure the thread was magical lol

brandonh83 · May 7, 2016

GAF represented in the KY Derby. Welp I've seen it all, take me now god.

Megatron · May 7, 2016

It has the second longest odds to win in the entire field.

That's probably still too high.

super-famicom · May 7, 2016

Is it a relative of Horse Detective?

Speedy Blue Dude · May 7, 2016

Why he'll win: He's never lost on a dry track and was training well at Churchill Downs. The owners know horse racing as they also own Mohaymen.

Sounds good to me. Going all in on GAF.

thefro · May 7, 2016

Shaq just picked the horse to win on TV too.

Anion · May 7, 2016

smurfx said:
the horse will probably miss the race because it was too busy at its stable talking about horse racing online.

And the next Horse simulators module 1.5 debate

Pai Pai Master · May 7, 2016

Graphics horse?

Soroc · May 7, 2016

This Japanese Lani horse is going to cause a nascar wreck in the race

creatchee · May 7, 2016

We have a fine looking creature.

Velcro Fly · May 7, 2016

55 to 1

is that the longest shot?

ShaGAF

BELIEVE

Nerdkiller · May 7, 2016

At least we know for a fact that this GAFfer has a 12 inches.

alr1ght · May 7, 2016

go go go

4th place right now

LOST

creatchee · May 7, 2016

alr1ght said:
go go go

4th place right now

I don't know where he went...

Velcro Fly · May 7, 2016

creatchee said:
I don't know where he went...

glue factory

Empyrean Heaven · May 8, 2016

He didn't even finish the race...

creatchee · May 8, 2016

Oh no.

ShaggsMagoo · May 8, 2016

Shagaf is the only horse that did not finish the race. So, fully living up to the GAF name.

Maniel · May 8, 2016

"Did not finish"

Imm0rt4l · May 8, 2016

Bronx-Man said:
One day Jandro will have his time to shine.

lmao

MetatronM · May 8, 2016

Ended dead last after not even finishing the race.

Truly living up to his name.

smurfx · May 8, 2016

Empyrean Heaven said:
He didn't even finish the race...

that's a gaffer alright.

Forerunner · May 8, 2016

Empyrean Heaven said:
He didn't even finish the race...

Maniel said:
"Did not finish"

NihonTiger90 · May 8, 2016

creatchee said:
Oh no.

Per Twitter, his jockey said the horse felt tired and pulled up just because he didn't want to exhaust him.

creatchee · May 8, 2016

NihonTiger90 said:
Per Twitter, his jockey said the horse felt tired and pulled up just because he didn't want to exhaust him.

One of us.

Fat4all · May 8, 2016

He thought of a really good point to make in a thread and dropped everything to post it.

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