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I think my dad is about to disown me

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MillionStabs

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I'm home from college for the weekend, and I was sitting in my room reading Monster Musume on my phone while watching an Omikron the Nomad Soul LP, when a family friend calls me on the Messenger app from Grenada.

She wants to talk to my dad since her phone doesn't work down there and she hasn't spoken to him since she left a month ago. After bringing my phone to him he goes out side to talk with her, and I realize to my horror that given how pop-up apps like Messenger works, once he hangs up he may see what I was reading and of course I'm on one of the worst panels
girl is sucking anime tits
.

Am I ded yet, Gaf?
 
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Meier

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He might laugh at you for liking cartoon sex, but you're fine. I'm loving this story though -- too funny.
 
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AzureSkies

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I hope it resumes the Best Friends Omnikron LP instead, and he gets let down with David Cage.

Your dad will walk into your saying "what happen"
 
shira

shira

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MillionStabs said:
I'm home from college for the weekend, and I was sitting in my room reading Monster Musume on my phone while watching an Omikron the Nomad Soul LP, when a family friend calls me on the Messenger app from Grenada.

She wants to talk to my dad since her phone doesn't work down there and she hasn't spoken to him since she left a month ago. After bringing my phone to him he goes out side to talk with her, and I realize to my horror that given how pop-up apps like Messenger works, once he hangs up he may see what I was reading and of course I'm on one of the worst panels
girl is sucking anime tits
.

Am I ded yet, Gaf?
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disappear.gif
grave.gif
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
I understand some of those words. You'll be fine.
 
fart town usa

fart town usa

Gold Member
if he does,

get a job, get roommates, continue life as if you never have to rely on living at home and pay your own expenses.

I'm not familiar with the anime you're talking about. If there's an actual narrative to it tell him that you recognize how weird it is but you like the story.
 
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Ashby

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You were in your room and you had nothing better to read manga on than your phone? That's some struggle shit.
 
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Amagon

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Just tell him straight out that manga is the most sophisticated storytelling of our lifetime. He would surely understand.
 
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CarpeDeezNutz

Member
Lmao if that happened with me and my son I would just laugh and say what the fuck is this shit hahaha!!!

Probably clown him a little and then drop it.
 
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MillionStabs

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Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.
 
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How About No

Member
Hopefully he's impressed with your multitasking ability

Cisce said:
I hope it resumes the Best Friends Omnikron LP instead, and he gets let down with David Cage.

Your dad will walk into your saying "WHA HAPPEHH"
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MillionStabs said:
Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.
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Still smut so close to a loved one is scary shit
 
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junpei

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People have been drawing porn since the stone age . Despite this there is no excuse you could really use to talk your way out of this one. If I were you I'd start trying to make some new friends because familial support is going to be in short supply.
 
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torre_avenue

Banned
Worst part is, it's not even a normal girl. It's a tree girl. Or a horse girl. Or a snake girl. Or one of the many non-human girls he sucks the boobs of.

At this point, pray he doesn't bring it up or never speaks about it ever. He must know his son or daughter has long known about masturbation, so he shouldn't ever talk about it with you.
 
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Forerunner

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MillionStabs said:
Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.
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Show it to him anyways.
 
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Staccat0

Fail out bailed
OP what is your favorite Michael Haneke film? Haven't seen Amore yet. Not sure aI have the guts. Figured the thread was over and you have good taste so....
 
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Nipo

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MillionStabs said:
Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.
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Your dad is smart. I would have pretend the same thing to avoid that awkward conversation.
 
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