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[Lord Error]

Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

lol, yeah right the call dropped. He saw it, but he doesn't want to embarrass you.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Your dad is playing it off, don't think about it anymore.

 

[Branduil]

Your dad is smart. I would have pretend the same thing to avoid that awkward conversation.

Yeah this is obviously what he did. Think about it, how many people have a call drop and don't immediately proceed to look at the phone?

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

your dad probably shared it to your facebook wall tbh

 

[cartographer]

He saw the panel, OP. He just didn't want to mention it because he's just starting to experiment with his own anime fetish and he doesn't want to get in a discussion with you that ends up with him having to explain his love of ancient vampire slime and tentacles.

 

[FelixOrion]

obligatory

came to post this

 

[Corpekata]

Your dad is smart. I would have pretend the same thing to avoid that awkward conversation.

Yeah he was totally pretending to give you an excuse to avoid the conversation.


Your dad knows OP.

 

[MattKeil]

lol, yeah right the call dropped. He saw it, but he doesn't want to embarrass you.

100% this.

 

[vypek]

He pretended not to see it so you wouldn't feel embarrassed. He saw it and just put the phone back to his ear

Edit:beaten

 

[TissueBox]

Stop him and say, "Now tell me how you really feel!"

 

[Killer Queen]

I would too OP.

 

[MillionStabs]

Your dad is smart. I would have pretend the same thing to avoid that awkward conversation.

lol, yeah right the call dropped. He saw it, but he doesn't want to embarrass you.

Yeah he was totally pretending to give you an excuse to avoid the conversation.


Your dad knows OP.

That is possible, but my dad is more of the "confront the situation" type. And there was the "Save image" pop-up from when you tap hold the screen for a while so if he was looking at it he would have gotten rid of that.

And yes I checked my images and it wasn't saved.

 

[Fat4all]

Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

 

[Branduil]

That is possible, but my dad is more of the "confront the situation" type. And there was the "Save image" pop-up from when you tap hold the screen for a while so if he was looking at it he would have gotten rid of that.

And yes I checked my images and it wasn't saved.

Well now it's even clearer; he was about to save the image when he remembered that it wasn't his phone.

 

[Calvero]

haha not what i was expecting

 

[Chuck Norris]

Stop looking at anime porn

 

[gpn]

OP, just tell Dad you're an Ass Man and all will be forgiven.

 

[the_batman]

Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.

He just played it off. Wait till he tells your mom about it lol

 

[Permanently A]

Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.

your dad saw it and is smart enough to avoid the awkward situation

 

[MillionStabs]

I hate you people.

 

[HvySky]

You should disown him just to be safe.

 

[George Washington]

I hate you people.

I give up

 

[turmoil]

Nice dad, mine would have made fun of me for centuries.

 

[the_batman]

I hate you people.

Dad: "Honey, you won't believe what I just saw on junior's phone" *sniggers*
Mom: "ohmahgawd what!"
Dad: "It was a picture of some asian cartoon lady sucking on her tits!"
Mom: "Oh dear, I had a feeling he was into that weeb shit. Better just ignore it."

 

[Sou Da]

Stop posting on your alt account Woolie.

watching really means recording and Grenada really means Trinidad

You fool no one.

 

[JJD]

Hahahahahaha...good one OP, I though this was another depressing thread!

 

[Media]

I have had my husband bust me reading slash fanfic a few times. Now he just teases me about it or, if I'm laying in bed reading and he's in the mood asks all innocent:

'So...what ya reading?'


Also when a call drops what's the first thing everyone does?

Hint: it's not continue to walk around with the phone to your ear.

 

[MattKeil]

 

[Cheerilee]

Update: He walked back into my room with the phone still to his ear saying he thinks the call dropped, as he handed the phone back to me it was indeed the panel I thought it was but he didn't see it. Sound the all clear.

I appreiciate the jovial posts, took my mind off the cold sweat.

That's a SUPER obvious "I saw nothing" statement. If the call had really dropped/ended, he would've looked at your phone in confusion because he doesn't know how to hang up. He wouldn't walk around holding a silent phone to his ear. He's pretending that he never took it down from his ear, and that he handed it to you without looking at it.

Your dad knows what's up. Your dad has had sex before, guaranteed (it's how you exist). Your dad most likely had a porn collection when he was younger (if he doesn't still have one hidden somewhere). Your dad knows that you're a young man and that you're interested in porn, just like he was when he was your age. The only news is that now he knows that you're interested in boobs, which means that now he knows you're not gay. He always thought you weren't gay, but now he knows for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, it's just a bit of a relief to learn that you're not. He can barely deal with you being straight, so he sure couldn't deal with you being gay. Your porn might be a little creepy, but it's not that far out there. He's aware of things much more extreme than Monster Musume.

Your dad is a little bit shook, but he's willing to pretend this exchange never happened.

 

[Veedot]

Is that you Woolie?

Lmfao

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Monster Masume says Liam, but greneda says woolie... But neither are in college, and why would woolie watch the omikron LP?

LIIIIII-AAAAAAMM!

 

[GeoNeo]

Your dad would not brake the scared bond of a father finding porn on his grown ass childs phone.

I once helped fix my dads laptop and one of the top hit on his chrome was youporn..I fixed his laptop issue and said nothing.

 

[Auto_aim1]

Meh tell him your phone has a virus.

 

[Damerman]

so what happened? did he see it or no?

 

[Makonero]

your dad probably shared it to your facebook wall tbh

is it bad that I kind of want to be that father someday? Lol

 

[styl3s]

Nice dad, mine would have made fun of me for centuries.

This happened to my friend when i went on vacation with him 15-16 years ago and we were in suncoast and he had his dad tag along to buy any R films we wanted since we were like 14-15 and he thought he could sneak a hentai through without the clerk knowing what it was and assuming it was just a R anime film and that clerk went into great detail what it was and his dad busted his balls the entire trip it was fantastic.

I ended up getting Time and Tide and The Duel.

 

[nullset2]

"Nice titties there... now who's the monster babe with the tiddies? Imma got research to do about her --good thing I got the old emachines on prodigy all fired up and ready to go for situations right there"

-Your dad

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

This happened to my friend when i went on vacation with him 15-16 years ago and we were in suncoast and he had his dad tag along to buy any R films we wanted since we were like 14-15 and he thought he could sneak a hentai through without the clerk knowing what it was and assuming it was just a R anime film and that clerk went into great detail what it was and his dad busted his balls the entire trip it was fantastic.

I ended up getting Time and Tide and The Duel.

That's how I think I would be as a dad when my son gets older but I think I would be empathetic and just pretend to see it as a mistake.

 

[Makonero]

Lol this is the ad on mobile for me

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Lol this is the ad on mobile for me

Oh god, my eyes are being seared by the shitty default theme.

 

[Calamari41]

I love how you played it off like you just happened to be on "the worst panel" as though it was the luck of the draw, but then we later learn that the "save image" prompt was activated.

 

[hughesta]

my dad disowned me when I was in middle school, OP. It's hard to start with, but it's okay. You are your own person, and you're a good person. It might be hard at first, but IMO at the end of it all you're better of, because you end up taking more from your own mind than you take from your father's.

 

[Makonero]

Oh god, my eyes are being seared by the shitty default theme.

you dare call into question our lord and savior Evilore's design decisions?

 

[the_batman]

my dad disowned me when I was in middle school, OP. It's hard to start with, but it's okay. You are your own person, and you're a good person. It might be hard at first, but IMO at the end of it all you're better of, because you end up taking more from your own mind than you take from your father's.

Your post is way too serious for this thread breh

if even one person feels it deep down, then it was worthwhile.

True

 

[andythinkpad]

Well first question is how rich is your dad?

 

[hughesta]

Your post is way too serious for this thread breh

if even one person feels it deep down, then it was worthwhile.

 

[Surface of Me]

Back when I was into hentai I would load up 4 or 5 images and put them up as a sort of collage on the computer screen when I was ready to nut. Well, on this particular night I was feelin frisky and at least one of the images was Godzilla hentai. So Im sitting there, on the cusp of getting to the vinegar strokes, when my dad walks in to get something from the room. I couldnt close all the images and hide my dick in time so my dad certainly must have seen what was on the screen. He got what he needed and left without a word. Weve never brought it up since and it didnt seem to hinder our relationship.

Youll be fine, OP.

 

[Kthulhu]

You're Dad will probably disown you OP. You better start reading it with him, or he'll never forgive you.

Edit: At least you're not this guy.

 

[besada]

I have had my husband bust me reading slash fanfic a few times. Now he just teases me about it or, if I'm laying in bed reading and he's in the mood asks all innocent:

'So...what ya reading?'
.

My wife fell asleep in front of her ipad, and when I leaned over to put it away for her, I realized it was on Motherless Will tease forever.

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh, so you're an adult

But he's reading a comic book with cartoon tits.