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Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork does everything a spoon can do for ice cream, including being better at cutting it and being able to pick it up and lick it. Ice Cream is solid, I'm not eating it for the pure liquid goop.

Transistor · Sep 28, 2016

A spoon, like a normal human being

Ashby · Sep 28, 2016

What the hell am I supposed to eat it with then? My hands?

zeemumu · Sep 28, 2016

The fork becomes useless when the ice cream turns to soup.

Kal · Sep 28, 2016

Transistor said:
A spoon, like a normal human being

This.

zeemumu said:
The fork becomes useless when the ice cream turns to soup.

And this.

830920 · Sep 28, 2016

I'm not a complete maniac, so obviously a spoon.

Abilidebob · Sep 28, 2016

A spork.

opticalmace · Sep 28, 2016

Ashby said:
What the hell am I supposed to eat it with then? My hands?

what?

WolfeTone · Sep 28, 2016

I can't recall ever eating ice cream or gelato with anything other than a spoon.

Get help OP.

WedgeX · Sep 28, 2016

A spoon, clearly.

KorrZ · Sep 28, 2016

Transistor said:
A spoon, like a normal human being

830920 said:
I'm not a complete maniac, so obviously a spoon.

Yeah....

Slayven · Sep 28, 2016

Who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork?

A Spork, I will allow

But a fork?

You need some help

eggandI · Sep 28, 2016

I am not qUiRkY enough to eat ice cream with a fork

Mandius · Sep 28, 2016

OP is a monster.

PrivateWHudson · Sep 28, 2016

On a cone. Soft serve is so bland, it can't stand on it's own...what's the point of even eating in a bowl with a spoon or fork?

edit:
Nevermind, I missed the "non-" part.

Walter White Walker · Sep 28, 2016

A spoon of course, on the rare occassion I have any.

frankie_baby · Sep 28, 2016

With chopsticks of course

Rynocirator · Sep 28, 2016

A fork if its with some pie or cake maybe, but I still prefer a spoon.

LionPride · Sep 28, 2016

Get help

Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

Haha, I wasn't expecting quite as universal a putdown

Phrozenflame500 · Sep 28, 2016

Spoon.

Cakes/Pie with a fork though

A Fish Aficionado · Sep 28, 2016

Why would you ever use a fork?

The Silver · Sep 28, 2016

turn yourself in for crimes against humanity

a fucking fork......

xxracerxx · Sep 28, 2016

So what do you do with all the melted ice cream at the end? Go all ballpark kid on the bowl?

Princess Viola · Sep 28, 2016

A spoon

Why would you use a fork...?

ratcliffja · Sep 28, 2016

Chopsticks.

Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

Rynocirator said:
A fork if its with some pie or cake maybe, but I still prefer a spoon.

See part of it is this, if I already eat with a fork in this case, it works pretty well, so why not on its own

HamsterPackage · Sep 28, 2016

Troll thread? What kinda question is that? A spoon you filthy animal!

SocksAndShoes · Sep 28, 2016

The Abominable Snowman · Sep 28, 2016

Pizza. Ice Cream. Cereal.

All things that are better eaten with a fork.

TheTylerRob · Sep 28, 2016

Spoon bro. Lawyer up OP

Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

xxracerxx said:
So what do you do with all the melted ice cream at the end? Go all ballpark kid on the bowl?

I'm not some slow eater, there ain't much time for that stuff to melt, and that's not the good part of ice cream anyway

ZOONAMI · Sep 28, 2016

Why in the fork would you use a fork?

MGrant · Sep 28, 2016

OP is one of those in the basket of deplorables Clinton was talking about. A fork, man?

ionitron · Sep 28, 2016

Stopdoor said:
Haha, I wasn't expecting quite as universal a putdown

Same, lol, sorry OP.

Besides, what are you going to do when you make it towards the end and there's still some left in a small mound, + the melted 'cream? A spoon has a narrow end and it conforms to a bowl's shape so it's easier to scoop that up.

Baron von Loathsome · Sep 28, 2016

A spoon is useful longer than a fork.

Gattsu25 · Sep 28, 2016

A fork? Y'all need Jesus

MrChocolate · Sep 28, 2016

Knife and fork, just like my snickers.

830920 · Sep 28, 2016

+1 for originality, though. You may be one of few in this world to do it.

Citizen_Insane · Sep 28, 2016

Some of ya'll are clearly psychopaths.

Caelus · Sep 28, 2016

Life is hard enough as it is, so why use a fork with any form of ice cream.

GrapeApes · Sep 28, 2016

Only time I use a fork is if all the spoons are dirty and I'm too lazy to wash one. Fork is never my number one option. Your family is correct.

Stat Flow · Sep 28, 2016

I get where OP is coming from.

Ice cream is best eaten when it's hard. Therefore the sharpness of a fork can help when you just want a big gob of ice cream. Anyone who lets their ice cream last long enough where it becomes goop is a disgusting heathen.

But a fork is still wrong. Spoon 100% of the time.

Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

Baron von Loathsome said:
A spoon is useful longer than a fork.

But a fork let's me eat 95% of it while being a more effective tool

Choomp · Sep 28, 2016

A fork? Lololol

Robdraggoo · Sep 28, 2016

What? Fork? What?

If not a spoon than a cone. Then all I need is my mouth

Baron von Loathsome · Sep 28, 2016

Stopdoor said:
But a fork let's me eat 95% of it while being a more effective tool

More effective than what, a napkin?

FUME5 · Sep 28, 2016

Your family is right to point and laugh.

MicH · Sep 28, 2016

A fork? Your family is right to make fun of you. That's weird as hell.

Sorry OP

Stopdoor · Sep 28, 2016

Baron von Loathsome said:
More effective than what, a napkin?

It's all there in the heavily researched OP, you can cut better and pick it up like a skewer and lick it

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