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Electric toothbrush may have been used inappropriately

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Gordon Shumway

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Melophobia said:
Did you search that prior to this thread? Or do you have some strange sexual endeavors you'd like to share with us
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udiie

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i heard about it a while back on a podcast, apparently some porn star went up to another male porn star who couldnt get it up, stuck his finger in some tabasco and stuck it up the dudes asshole
apparently it worked
 
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The Abominable Snowman

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(OP, if the bottom of your brush sits on a stand, its likely mildew or bacteria. Water drips from the bristles. Believe me, noone is going to stick an unlubricated phallic object up their ass, and if they did it wouldn't be blotchy.)
 
zeopower6

zeopower6

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The Abominable Snowman said:
(OP, if the bottom of your brush sits on a stand, its likely mildew or bacteria. Water drips from the bristles. Believe me, noone is going to stick an unlubricated phallic object up their ass, and if they did it wouldn't be blotchy.)
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I think the brown spots + odor made him question it. I don't think he thinks someone put it up there but everyone else does haha~

Did it smell like plaque/tartar buildup?

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I had to T_T~
 
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EightBitNate

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The Abominable Snowman said:
(OP, if the bottom of your brush sits on a stand, its likely mildew or bacteria. Water drips from the bristles. Believe me, noone is going to stick an unlubricated phallic object up their ass, and if they did it wouldn't be blotchy.)
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I usually keep it in a drawer, so it's usually on its side. I found it in on its side too.
 
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The Abominable Snowman

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Enter the Dragon Punch said:
Are you speaking from experience of shoving electric toothbrushes up your asshole?
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Actually, yes. No way an unlubed toothbrush would even get near there, no matter how hard it was forced, without some blood or something. And it's a larger object entering a tight space, it'd be smeared not blotched.

And if he just sat it to the hole, unless his prostrate is unusually 'low', he'd just be boring himself.
 
Soodanim

Soodanim

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udiie said:
bro id be ready to fight that roommate personally. thats fucking disgusting
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And then some. If it was a roommate sticking it up his arse, the person responsible soul either buy me a replacement or... Well, even hippie "Make love not war" GAF can't be okay with someone doing that knowing it would be put back in someone's mouth. That's a different level of disgusting.
 
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Enter the Dragon Punch

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The Abominable Snowman said:
Actually, yes. No way an unlubed toothbrush would even get near there, no matter how hard it was forced, without some blood or something. And it's a larger object entering a tight space, it'd be smeared not blotched.

And if he just sat it to the hole, unless his prostrate is unusually 'low', he'd just be boring himself.
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Well... Someone had to test it to see if it was possibly comfortably.

Thanks for your bravery.
 
Heavy's Sandvich

Heavy's Sandvich

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The Abominable Snowman said:
Actually, yes. No way an unlubed toothbrush would even get near there, no matter how hard it was forced, without some blood or something. And it's a larger object entering a tight space, it'd be smeared not blotched.

And if he just sat it to the hole, unless his prostrate is unusually 'low', he'd just be boring himself.
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Backfoggen

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The Abominable Snowman said:
Actually, yes. No way an unlubed toothbrush would even get near there, no matter how hard it was forced, without some blood or something. And it's a larger object entering a tight space, it'd be smeared not blotched.

And if he just sat it to the hole, unless his prostrate is unusually 'low', he'd just be boring himself.
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Nice
 
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The Abominable Snowman

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zeopower6 said:
I think the brown spots + odor made him question it. I don't think he thinks someone put it up there but everyone else does haha~

Did it smell like plaque/tartar buildup?
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I've seen some rank shit grow at the base of the toothbrush. And no, it does not smell like anything good. Dried shit gets really, really dark brown and crackly, even on a thin layer. If I could describe the texture, it's kind of like when you get makeup wet and let it dry. What he described doesn't smell like someone painted his toothbrish.

You could post pics and let me judge.
 
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SchrodingerC

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Only 2 pages in and the thread is amazing.

Nate, just calmly explain toothbrushes are for the mouth and not the ass like some kind of low end vibrator.
I'm sure your roommates will understand.

EDIT: oh my, I think the mystery might be solved.
 
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Enter the Dragon Punch

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SchrodingerC said:
Only 2 pages in and the thread is amazing.

Nate, just calmly explain toothbrushes are for the mouth and not the ass like some kind of low end vibrator.
I'm sure your roommates will understand.
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You poke fun now, but if he doesn't give them the talk about the birds and the buzz, he's going to walk in on his roommate bending over with the toothbrush crowning.
 
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Engell

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never heard about anyone using an electric toothbrush for cleaning out their anal cavity.
But hey, there is a first for everything i guess :-(
 
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EightBitNate

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The Abominable Snowman said:
Actually, yes. No way an unlubed toothbrush would even get near there, no matter how hard it was forced, without some blood or something. And it's a larger object entering a tight space, it'd be smeared not blotched.

And if he just sat it to the hole, unless his prostrate is unusually 'low', he'd just be boring himself.
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It's not dark brown or anything. Maybe slightly light red.
 
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Pyramid head

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Mandelbo said:
Actually no, use some of this:
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The spicy smell might give the game away though. I reccomend some pure peppermint oil, the fresh minty smell won't clash with a tooth-brushing environment.

I accidentally got some of that stuff on my balls once, it was intense.
 
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Zeus Molecules

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So just so I understand this thread.....

OP thinks one of his room mates used his electric toothbrush as a makeshift dildo? Without telling him? and it was likely the less hygienic one to boot?

This thread is going to be great
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Hilti92

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Just get both of them in the same room and ask if someone was using your tooth brush or dropped it or anything. It was moved so that alone gives reason to ask. Whichever one of them turns red in the face is the culprit.
 
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Frodo

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My question is: why wouldn't he wash it after?


And why use a toothbrush (someone else's for that matter) when anyone can buy a vibrator online with ultimate discretion, delivered in a inconspicuous brown paper box?
 
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Killer Queen

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Frodo said:
My question is: why wouldn't he wash it after?


And why use a toothbrush (someone else's for that matter) when anyone can buy a vibrator online with ultimate discretion, delivered in a inconspicuous brown paper box?
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Where's the fun in that? You need the sense of danger to really get you going.
 
iNvid02

iNvid02

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did you keep the handle? you can just get a replacement brush head if the rest of it looks ok

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Kiko

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That thread makes me feel sick...I would go for the chili and see what happens. Or just leave the appartment alltogether.
 
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Frodo

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Kiko said:
That thread makes me feel sick...I would go for the chili and see what happens. Or just leave the appartment alltogether.
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Why not just buy another toothbrush...?






























And then both of you guys can have fun together!
 
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