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no. im perfectly happy making 45k a year and keeping my butt to myself
That's 22 years of your wages before taxes to take some wrinkly wang.
no. im perfectly happy making 45k a year and keeping my butt to myself
22 years, 2 months and 19 daysThat's 22 years of your wages before taxes to take some wrinkly wang.
Wouldn’t you just wear short hair and dress up like a boy for $1m though.Old Rich Pervert: "Well, I was looking to bum a straight man...I get off on makin' men lower themselves to unheard of depths for just a pittance of my weekly daily wealth."
Me: "Um...well, that's pretty strange. Maybe you should see a therapist? I've never had sex with a man, so I hardly think I would be worth your time."
Old Rich Pervert: "Ooooh, a virgin I see. At your age? Interesting. Would you let a twisted ol' letch like me give you a little 'how's your father' for a mere $10,000?"
Me: "Um....well, maybe? I do have a few bills I could take care of.
There's one thing, though....
I'm....umm........transgender."
Old Rich Man:
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Would you let him ejaculate inside you?If I get the cash first and dude is clean I don't see why not
It’s gotta go somewhereWould you let him ejaculate inside you?
Could you imagine an old man cumming on your face and then have him lick it off.
Or what if he wants to do the 69 position.
Or what if he wants to tea bag you.
Or what if he wants you to eat out his ass.
Or what if he wants to do ass to mouth.
Or what if he wants you to suck his saggy man titties.
No I’d rather not thanks.Could you imagine an old man cumming on your face and then have him lick it off.
Or what if he wants to do the 69 position.
Or what if he wants to tea bag you.
Or what if he wants you to eat out his ass.
Or what if he wants to do ass to mouth.
Or what if he wants you to suck his saggy man titties.
Old Rich Pervert: "Well, I was looking to bum a straight man...I get off on makin' men do things they would never have dared dream of before, just for a mere pittance of my weekly wealth."
Me: "Um...well, that's pretty strange. Maybe you should see a therapist? I've never had sex with a man, so I hardly think I would be worth your time."
Old Rich Pervert: "Ooooh, a virgin I see. At your age? Interesting. I believe a deal can still be made, although at far less a prize...seeing takin' a woman's virginity isn't exactly out there for scratchin' my itch for power over another's moral compass. Would you let a twisted ol' letch like me give you a little 'how's your father' for a mere $10,000?"
Me: "Um....well, maybe? I do have a few bills I could take care of.
There's one thing, though....
I'm....umm........transgender."
Old Rich Man:
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Could you imagine an old man cumming on your face and then have him lick it off.
Or what if he wants to do the 69 position.
Or what if he wants to tea bag you.
Or what if he wants you to eat out his ass.
Or what if he wants to do ass to mouth.
Or what if he wants you to suck his saggy man titties.
Somehow I'd imagine an old rich pervert would just get more interested when things get a twist.
I'm sure you're right! I was just attempting to parody the ol' man pukes at finding out woman is transgender trope that's been used so many times in Hollywood.
When even an old rich pervert who wants to shag a straight guy so much he'll pay a million bucks...then in turn still throws up when said conquest is a transgender woman...
Probably a disappointing joke...just like trying to date while trans.
Absolutely!!! A million would go a long way but it would also give me another guilting tactic to use on my kids.
"Hey eat all your dinner! I didn't take an old mans cock up my ass so you could waste food!"
"Leave the thermostat alone! I didn't take an old mans cock up my ass to give the electric company more money"
"Oh you want $20 huh? Well sure. How about I take another old mans cock up my ass and make it $40 you ungrateful little shit"
"Would you mow the lawn? Sorry my ass is sore from taking an old mans cock up my ass to ensure you have a future."
#goodparentinggoals
Or they are not that desperate for money as people willing too get ass raped .Only a dumb person wouldn't take a million bucks for the simple fear of their pride being hurt for a couple minutes.
That's fucking insanity man.
I don't think I've ever paid more than $1,000 for that.
Or they are not that desperate for money as people willing too get ass raped .
Or maybe they actually have some morals, funny how that is.
Dude it's all jokes. Relax man, you're just gonna make it hurt.I see your a man who enjoys facials. Good for you man and bring a pillow with you whenever you sit down.
Yes it isDude it's all jokes. Relax man, you're just gonna make it hurt.
I hate new girl so much...Old Rich Pervert: "Well, I was looking to bum a straight man...I get off on makin' men do things they would never have dared dream of before, just for a mere pittance of my weekly wealth."
Me: "Um...well, that's pretty strange. Maybe you should see a therapist? I've never had sex with a man, so I hardly think I would be worth your time."
Old Rich Pervert: "Ooooh, a virgin I see. At your age? Interesting. I believe a deal can still be made, although at far less a prize...seeing takin' a woman's virginity isn't exactly out there for scratchin' my itch for power over another's moral compass. Would you let a twisted ol' letch like me give you a little 'how's your father' for a mere $10,000?"
Me: "Um....well, maybe? I do have a few bills I could take care of.
There's one thing, though....
I'm....umm........transgender."
Old Rich Pervert:
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