You know, it's funny, because I considered following your advice from the OG tweet, but the whole "poor college student" thing really kicked me in the ass there.
I took a chance in college investing using student loan $. Made a ton on Apple and others. Also sold a bunch of shares for stupid stuff like a car, then rims + body kit, random trips, etc.
But yeah, to the OP - I think you should return it and possibly find partners instead to mitigate risks..