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Pipes clogged with condoms lead police to prostitution ring
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JinjoUnchained
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I'm picturing Adrian Monk doing that twisty hand-thing he does to solve the mystery of the backed-up pipes.
Nah, if I wanna have sleazy sex I can go to one of the gay sex clubs or porn theaters around here. Not really into what this particular establishment was offering.
You mean Central Donut? They're pretty good, though I'm one of those normies that prefers Round Rock Donuts (even if it's a further drive).
I need to stop eating donuts
Oh my god my sides.
Wait those porn theaters are actually real? I always thought those "milf banged in a porn theater" type videos were shot in someone's house.
perfectchaos007
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Nah, if I wanna have sleazy sex I can go to one of the gay sex clubs or porn theaters around here. Not really into what this particular establishment was offering.
You mean Central Donut? They're pretty good, though I'm one of those normies that prefers Round Rock Donuts (even if it's a further drive).
I need to stop eating donuts
Yep! Its right next door to Jing massage, and Jing is open till 10pm. I think after the donut shop closes for the day, those workers move over to Jings for the night. Never been to round rock donuts but I will the next time i visit my friend who lives on Anderson Mill. I do want to split one of those mega donuts
The gay versions are, for sure. I'm fairly certain the straight versions don't really exist (though, oddly enough, the couple times I've been to one in Austin they were playing straight porn, and one time there was a guy/girl couple in the theater and thr girl sat next to the guy and watched as dudes lined up to get fucked by him).
They're mostly really gross and I've never done more than give a dude head in one, but I've seen some pretty wild stuff go down which is interesting to watch in person.
There's a really great Cuban Restaurant right next to RRD called Mambo House. I usually get a sandwhich there while I wait for the morning donut crowd to die down, then hop over and get my donuts for dessert. You also get to avoid RRD's absolutely nightmarish parking lot situation by doing this. Would highly recommend.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Make this legal already, good grief. We have better things to arrest people over.
No one has to pay to get laid. It's​ like buying an expensive car, no one needs it, it's just a cool way to spend money
You need to take a good hard look into a mirror if you think that's true.
It was a joke.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
Juan Wang can't be responsible for ALL those condoms?
OG Shaka Zulu
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The massage parlour near me closes at 2 am on weekends. Does that confirm prostitution?
Only one way to find out my friend.
What did he mean by this?
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Make a spinoff thread when you go
Snowybreak
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Oh you see those everywhere in my city. Little "Health Clubs" or "Spas" hidden in back alleys or side streets with shitty signs in the windows. Most of them are houses that have been built out a bit to support a main lounge and office. Never been to one in my life, but a friend went to one for an actual, legitimate massage and got confused when he was asked if he wanted a happy ending.
hahahaha, oh my.
Oh...... my bad.
yeah. thats the one lmao
maquiladora
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How often have you needed a massage at 1 am on a Friday night?
BudokaiMR2
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I don't know if this post can be topped for 2017. Lmao
perfectchaos007
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paying for handjobs shouldn't be a crime anyways. Its just a penis massage
QisTopTier
XisBannedTier
Why don't you do some investigative reporting and let us know.
There's a website already mentioned in this thread that would give the answer pretty quickly.
Should be legalized already.
This is not getting the attention it deserves
QisTopTier
XisBannedTier
Close up GAF for 2017 we are done here. Holy shit LOL
KINGofCRA5H
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perfectchaos007
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Its the only website I know of that has their comment section locked through a paywall. An expensive paywall, at that.
Seductivpancakes
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There's other sites out there that don't require a pay wall, which I don't know why cops just don't use to bust more prostitution rings. It's not like you need some amazing hacking skills, which leads me to think they don't care or are getting a cut.
perfectchaos007
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I'm leaning towards this. If it weren't for the condoms clogging up the sewers, which the city tax payers are responsible for fixing, I doubt they would have further pursued the shutdown of this place. I mean there are well over a dozen "known" massage parlors in Austin alone that the police never go after.
Atlanta metro area has plenty of them as well. In some of the suburbs they occasionally crack down on them. The crackdown on them in the John's Creek area a few years back stemmed from a guy going to a shady massage parlor and calling the cops on them. Apparently things went sour after he paid for the sex and they removed him from the store, so he called the cops on them. The local church moms were horrified and spearheaded the crackdown.
OG Shaka Zulu
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I already have my wife's permission. I'd still be too embarrassed to get caught on security camera or during a raid so I'm not going.
Pm me
Laevateinn
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I'd say trying to smuggle $30000 into China is the real reason that this story exists.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
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