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[J@hranimo]

Is it bad I expected this to be in Florida?

Lmao honestly I thought it was too.

Seeing this would actually make me shit myself instantly before sitting down.

 

[Tadaima]

Jesus Christ. I would come across this thread while sitting on the toilet. Thankfully, there was no snake.

Did you double check? Can't be too sure.

 

[Any Questions]

Second worst nightmare.


First worst nightmare is this:

Holy shit ... nooooooooooooooo

 

[NoLongerALurker]

Did you double check? Can't be too sure.

I most certainly did a double check. And fuck you guy who posted the spider gif. Not sure if I want to ever risk going into my bathroom again.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

nooooo mannnn =/

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

I'll shit in pissoirs now if I ever go to asia now.

"Porn" is pretty common to find in Thai names.

My friend's sister is called "Rapeeporn"

rapey porn?

 

[strafer]

Second worst nightmare.


First worst nightmare is this:

The more I see this gif the more I'm certain that it's CGI. It's moves kinda funky.

 

[Savitar]

The solution is simple.

We nuke the sewers.

In turn we will get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who can safeguard the ruins.

 

[SmellyHoundRedux]

Do snakes have penises?

Edit: yeah they do

 

[echoshifting]

When I lived on Oahu there was a big thing with rats coming out of toilets. Scared me half to death as a kid, made me very reluctant to sit on the toilet for too long.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him

And it bit his penis? Yeah he's on the gooooood drugs

 

[disappeared]

That snake's totally going back to his buddies in the wild and saying, "guys guess what I did!"

 

[Clockwork5]

Suck out the poison!

Hehe

 

[Jarmel]

Second worst nightmare.

First worst nightmare is this:

I never noticed the second spider until now.

 

[Slayven]

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[Tadaima]

rapey porn?

Pretty much spoken exactly how it reads!

Another friend of friends has the family name of "Pornvipa", so I'm sure the snake would fit right in as part of her family.

"Porn" (พ&#3619 means "blessing" in Thai.

 

[AzerPhire]

In America the snake would have been destroyed, they at least were decent enough to set it free.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Oh god!!! I thought it was gonna be his butt, but it bit his penis?! Oh god!

 

[TAJ]

"Porn" is pretty common to find in Thai names.

My friend's sister is called "Rapeeporn"

Named after Sleep Creep?

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Get. Fucked.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild

Won't it just find its way back to the plumbing? It has a taste for man meat now. It won't be denied again!

 

[akira28]

he saved his penis from an enemy attack from mother nature. hell yeah he has a good attitude. I'd feel like I was on top of the world if I saved my penis from being eaten by a giant snake.

 

[The Flash]

This is what nightmares are made from

 

[Nappuccino]

His penis? Fuck no. No. Nononononono

 

[BouncyFrag]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000532I0/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[DJwest]

Snakes are plain evil.

Must be the work of an enemy stand...

My point exactly.

 

[JimJamJones]

Python Slithers Up Toilet, Bites Man

Nope.

A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home...

Noooope.

...and latched its jaws onto his penis

 

[flatearthpandas]

This was a legitimate fear of mine as a child. Good to know I can take it to the grave

 

[zeemumu]

 

[out0v0rder]

A thai squat toilet, and its plumbing infrastructure is a little different than the fancy porcelain perches most of us are accustomed to. relax people

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

OMG

Also.

This happened 10 minutes ago. My coworker walks out of the bathroom and says "has anyone been in the bathroom lately?"

http://imgur.com/gallery/KeREg2g

 

[super-heated plasma]

maybe the snake came looking for its buddy in the guys PS4.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

^What the heck is that thing?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

^What the heck is that thing?

Maybe animal-GAF could help. Imgur says it's a squirrel but it looks like a reptile of some sort?

Edit: It's a squirrel indeed

 

[echoshifting]

Looks like a squirrel or some other kind of rodent, yeah

 

[MaxDOL]

That 's a big python....

How the hell did it got in there?