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[Hatty]

I have seven years but really have no desire to "solve" the situation. just thinking about it makes me sick if I'm being honest but I am mentally unwell

 

[Violet_0]

I had sex with a couple pros but I didnt cum either time so my essence is still pure despite a close call with herpes. I can still become a paladin, tho ultimate mastery is forever closed off. Never a true pure wizard.

I had sex with a prostitute when i was 23. But i didn't cum. I'm 35 now. Can i be a wizard?

Lol. It feels like I'm on 4chan.

okay, so what's the deal with this

 

[Letterbomb]

Don't be so desperate to get laid. It's not what your life should revolve around. If it comes naturally, then awesome, go for it. I was told once that "love is like sand"--not by George Lucas--"the harder you grip onto it, the more it slips out from you", or something to that effect. Anyway, fuck all of this advice to hire prostitutes. Sex is about love. You'd be missing out on a huge part of sex in doing it with someone with zero emotional attachment.

 

[Daedardus]

Was this quoted yet? Obligatory crossthread quote.

This is obvious to a lot of people, but I'll say it anyway: everyone is always going to find ways to point out perceived shortcomings in your life.

OP, do you know what will happen the INSTANT you lose your virginity? You will start worrying about the fact that you've ONLY had sex with one girl. Then ONLY two. Then ONLY three. Then, "Oh man, I'm not a virgin, but I've never actually been in love....." I want that. Then you find someone you do love, and enter into a long lasting relationship, then people will wonder why you don't get married. "What's wrong with you?" "We got married right away." "We knew when we first saw each other." Then you get married. Then people say, "Oh, well you're still newlyweds, you don't know about how marriage REALLY is yet, but you will *pats head*" Then you start getting asked "So when are you going to have kids" "It's selfish not to have kids" "We had kids right away"

I promise you this will happen. It happens to everyone.

THE CYCLE GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND IT NEVER STOPS. Your life will always be scrutinized by others. The only way to win is to not give a fuck. It's the only way. Stop caring about the stuff. Just stop.

If you want to make more of an effort to be social and get out there, do something outside after work/school everyday. Every day. Doesn't matter what. Just be outside.

 

[Madao]

i'm already dead.

*digs grave*

 

[CelticKnight]

30's kind of young for a wizard.

I'd have thought you'd have to be at least 60. Preferably with a full on Gandalf/Dumbledore beard.

 

[rpmurphy]

30's kind of young for a wizard.

I'd have thought you'd have to be at least 60. Preferably with a full on Gandalf/Dumbledore beard.

I think you merely start at a Level 1 wizard.

 

[Anteo]

30's kind of young for a wizard.

I'd have thought you'd have to be at least 60. Preferably with a full on Gandalf/Dumbledore beard.

They are masters of their wands by 30, I dont think the wand works for that long

 

[geeko]

Happy birthday! 30 year old wizard reporting in. It doesn't bother me at all and figure it will happen in due time. I'm happy, and that's all that matters. Sex I can live without, companionship is what I desire. If sex comes with that, cool.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Just tell people you're a virgin for religious reasons.

 

[daniels]

For me its 5 months until wizard and i would be lying if i say it doesnt bother me
I almost feel a bit like an "alien" and that the whole sex thing is a really big joke that everyone in the world is in on..... except me lol

 

[Bloodrage]

I actually envy you guys. You'll know when it's over that (even when it's really good) what you thought was going to change your life was completely meaningless.

 

[Unbounded]

I actually envy you guys. You'll know when it's over that (even when it's really good) what you thought was going to change your life was completely meaningless.

Yeah this.

Go out and lose it so you can join us in enlightenment.

 

[Sub_Level]

What was the point then? I'm genuinely curious.

Friend set it up for me and offered to pay the money and I could pay him later. It was convenient and obviously it was a curiosity I wanted to delve into.

can you explain why you didn't cum ? I'm just too curious.

Drank a lot + watch a lot of porn and masturbate consistently = I'm not cumming. It's just not happening. Have to be either sober or take a break from porn.