Harbinger: Whats going on with the flat Earth thing? Are you just messing with everybody with that?
ONeal: No, the Earth is flat. Would you like to hear my theory?
Harbinger: Yeah, tell me about it.
ONeal: The first part of the theory is, Im joking, you idiots. Thats the first part of the theory. The second part is, I said jokingly that when Im in my bus and I drive from Florida to California, which I do every summer, it seems to be flat. When Im in my plane, and were getting ready to land, and I open up the window, and Im looking at all the land that were flying over, it seems to be flat.
This world we live in, people take things too seriously, but Im going to give the people answers to my test, he said. Knowing that Im a funny guy, if something seems controversial or boom, boom, boom, youve got to have my funny points on, right? So now, once you have my funny points on, that should eradicate and get rid of all your negative thoughts, right? Thats what you should do when you hear a Shaquille ONeal statement, OK? You should know that he has funny points right over here, and what did he say? Boom, boom, boom, add the funny points. You either laugh or you dont laugh, but dont take me seriously. When I want you to take me seriously, you will know by the tone of my voice that Im being serious.