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[TestMonkey]

Salma. The perfect woman. Looks, personality and billionaire rich. Also empathy. Has Penelope ever nursed a hungry west African baby? Salma has.

 

[GK86]

Hayek, not even a contest.
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Case close.

 

[smurfx]

salma hayek by a mile.

 

[EloquentM]

Salma. The perfect woman. Looks, personality and billionaire rich. Also empathy. Has Penelope ever nursed a hungry west African baby? Salma has.

She's a billionaire?

 

[gutter_trash]

Salma Hayek hands down

 

[ColtraineGF]

Salma Hayek, now and forever.

 

[Takuan]

Salma. Easily.

 

[ConradCervantes]

She's a billionaire?

Married one, I think.

Anyways, I'd ruin Salma's ass. Fantasized about her ever since I saw Desperados at the tender age of seven.

 

[TangMeng]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

 

[dvdjamm]

Hayek, not even a contest.

100% Salma

 

[Apath]

Salma Hayek is the only correct answer.

.

 

[outsida]

Salma

 

[H.Protagonist]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

D: Blasphemy!

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Salma. The perfect woman. Looks, personality and billionaire rich. Also empathy. Has Penelope ever nursed a hungry west African baby? Salma has.

Worst luck to best luck

 

[BadAss2961]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

We like women with nice hips and a thick ass.

 

[Black Mamba]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

It's funny because the GAF stereotype is liking women with the body of 12 year olds.

 

[Reiko]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

What's wrong with a woman having curves?

 

[BadAss2961]

It's funny because the GAF stereotype is liking women with the body of 12 year olds.

Especially Asian women with the body of 12 year olds.

 

[H.Protagonist]

It's funny because the GAF stereotype is liking women with the body of 12 year olds.

There's that (for some) (^_-), but how is she even remotely portly? Because she has a chest and a butt???

 

[bangai-o]

are these the girls in the Professor Layton commercial?

 

[Discotheque]

Oh man....Salma Hayek...fat? Fuck this place sometimes.

But still I ride 4 cruz too all the way.

 

[Fjordson]

Salma Hayek. One of the all-time greats.

Though Penelope ain't far behind. She's crazy hot.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

It's posts like these, man... smfh

 

[Anth0ny]

Hayek.

 

[VALIS]

Sofia Vergara

Yes sir. High five jpg and shit.

edit: C'mon everyone. Every single hot chick thread someone implies or outright says so-and-so is fat, y'all go nuts. It's bait.

 

[Reiko]

Yes sir. High five jpg and shit.

Dat Colombian everything.

 

[paskowitz]

Penelope now, Selma 20 years ago.

 

[Chamber]

Penelope, easily.

Hayek, not even a contest.

Salma, easily.

 

[Black Mamba]

There's that (for some) (^_-), but how is she even remotely portly? Because she has a chest and a butt???

SO FAT. EWWWWWWW

 

[Discotheque]

SO FAT. EWWWWWWW

I'm going against GAF's 12 year old girl standards and am gonna say she's much hotter with more weight.

 

[xXBetter Off DadXx]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

You are certainly entitled to your opinion, and yet......

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Salma in From Dusk Till Dawn is pretty much unbeatable, but Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky wins this contest.

 

[Reiko]

Salma in From Dusk Till Dawn is pretty much unbeatable, but Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky wins this contest.

Sculli, u gotta GIF that to get your message across.

 

[Discotheque]

I wanna be in the next life with Penelope Cruz when we're both cats and lick her.

 

[Dresden]

Not that I wouldn't rail Hayek with the force of two and a half suns, but Penelope gets the vote here.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

There's that (for some) (^_-), but how is she even remotely portly? Because she has a chest and a butt???

When you compare her to Gigi Nakatomo-chan or whatever they call them these days Salma is pretty much gigantic, yeah.

Deliciously so.

 

[dvdjamm]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Yes sir. High five jpg and shit.

edit: C'mon everyone. Every single hot chick thread someone implies or outright says so-and-so is fat, y'all go nuts. It's bait.

I know, but in the off chance that he/she is sincere I feel compelled to say something.

SO FAT. EWWWWWWW

Haha. Right? Honestly, though, she does look a bit too thin in this one. I think she's just one of those women that glows with a bit more meat on her. Sensuous and full.

 

[Black Mamba]

I know, but in the off chance that he/she is sincere I feel compelled to say something.




Haha. Right? Honestly, though, she does look a bit too thin in this one. I think she's just one of those women that glows with a bit more meat on her. Sensuous and full.

i'm guessing that one is stupidly photoshopped to make her look even thinner.


Alas, this is the internet and every famous female celebrity is too fat or something or other.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

if it wasn't for Spain colonizing Mexico and down to South America (well most of it) then we, as latin americans, wouldn't call ourselves, "latin american". but thats another matter so lets talk about their awesome curves

yeah, well I don't have to love them.

The correct answer is Bárbara Mori.

yes. YES.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Penelope. Not surprised Hayek is winning here though considering GAF's obsession with portly women.

 

[Tunesmith]

SO FAT. EWWWWWWW

I know, but in the off chance that he/she is sincere I feel compelled to say something.




Haha. Right? Honestly, though, she does look a bit too thin in this one. I think she's just one of those women that glows with a bit more meat on her. Sensuous and full.

i'm guessing that one is stupidly photoshopped to make her look even thinner.


Alas, this is the internet and every famous female celebrity is too fat or something or other.

That's 14 years old, from her H&M campaign.

 

[Big-E]

Now 2 years ago I would have said Salma without a shadow of a doubt but after watching that Woody Allen movie with Penelope Cruz I was fucking dumbfounded. I always thought she was hot but not that hot. People need to watch that movie. I probably would still say Salma but it is a closer fight now.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Penelope.
her boobs aren't fake like my paisana, Senora Hayek and she's cuter and much more beautiful.

Neither of them have fake tits. One gave birth and has been blessed enough to keep them. The other one just gained a little bit of weight since her 1990s debut and has been blessed enough for it to go to the right places.

And this thread is absolutely sinister. I will not partake in it.

 

[Ikael]

I'm with the Anti-Monitor here. Penelope is not ugly, but I have seen several regular Spanish girls being far more beautiful and I personally don't feel too much her ultra angular face. She does have class, but Salma on her prime was really something else and I like girls with curves, so Salma wins *bow*

 

[sphinx]

Penelope is classy and elegant

but Salma...

I love this pic of her.

Her boobs are the most beautiful, natural boobs a woman can wish to have: big, rounded, healthy, natural looking, femenine, they are amazing.

 

[Arjen]

Salma Hayek for sure, that scene from From Dusk til Dawn made me into the man i am today.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'd say Penelope is prettier, but Salma has the more outstanding figure.

Hmm, tough choice.

Gotta go with the prettier face.

Penelope for me.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]