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[koam]

http://ca.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/index.html

Katherine Heigl #1, awesome. The list is user votes driven for the most part.

IT'S NOT A HOT LIST.

The complete list for the lazy

1 - Katherine Heigl
2 - Alessandra Ambrosio
3 - Kate Beckinsale
4 - Eva Mendes
5 - Jessica Alba
6 - Scarlett Johansson
7 - Jessica Biel
8 - Rihanna
9 - Marisa Miller
10 - Adriana Lima

11 - Maria Menounos
12 - Megan Fox
13 - Keeley Hazell
14 - Beyonce
15 - Natalie Portman
16 - Gisele Bundchen
17 - Maggie Q
18 - Cheryl Tweedy
19 - Miranda Kerr

20 - Bar Refaeli
21 - Halle Berry
22 - Monica Bellucci
23 - Carrie Underwood
24 - Elisha Cuthbert
25 - Heidi Klum
26 - Penelope Cruz
27 - Aishwarya Rai
28 - Kim Kardashian
29 - Eva Longoria

30 - Alicia Keys
31 - Bianca Beauchamp
32 - Brooke Burke
33 - Layla Kayleigh
34 - Kelly Brook
35 - Angelina Jolie
36 - Christina Aguilera
37 - Rachel McAdams
38 - Shakira
39 - Keira Knightley

40 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
41 - Petra Nemcova
42 - Elin Nordegren
43 - Katharine McPhee
44 - Jaime Pressly
45 - Sofia Vergara
46 - Gemma Atkinson
47 - Jessica Simpson
48 - Nicole Scherzinger
49 - Danna Garcia

50 - Reon Kadena
51 - Hayden Panettiere
52 - Salma Hayek
53 - Michelle Lombardo
54 - Sienna Miller
55 - Gwen Stefani
56 - Sara Varone
57 - Rose McGowan
58 - Kate Moss
59 - Kristen Bell

60 - Malin Akerman
61 - Vanessa Hudgens
62 - Cassie
63 - Anne Hathaway
64 - Nelly Furtado
65 - Michelle Marsh
66 - Padma Lakshmi
67 - Mallika Sherawat
68 - Leona Lewis
69 - Lucy Pinder

70 - Federica Ridolfi
71 - Cate Blanchett
72 - Dita Von Teese
73 - Ana Ivanovic
74 - Maria Sharapova
75 - April Scott
76 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
77 - Rashida Jones
78 - Nadine Velazquez
79 - Ana de la Reguera

80 - Alyssa Milano
81 - Hilary Duff
82 - Naomi Watts
83 - Olivia Munn
84 - Ivanka Trump
85 - Rachel Weisz
86 - Sophia Bush
87 - Marion Cotillard
88 - Jessica Chobot
89 - Kerry Washington

90 - Milla Jovovich
91 - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
92 - Ali Larter
93 - Ashlee Simpson
94 - Zhang Ziyi
95 - Lindsay Lohan
96 - Giada de Laurentiis
97 - Vanessa Minnillo
98 - Jenna Fischer
99 - Blake Lively

 

[TheWolf]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

 

[Eric WK]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

She's definitely hot. Not number one hot, but hot.

Agreed on the other points, though.

 

[sprsk]

Most of the pictures they chose suck ass and make the girl in them look ugly and or scary.

 

[RubxQub]

She's definitely hot. Not number one hot, but hot.

Agreed on the other points, though.

Not number 1....not number 99.

She isn't supposed to be on this list and clearly someone forgot to add a few zeros to her ranking.

I don't think she's ugly, but she's too awkward.

Knees etc..

Edit: I'm willing to bet that her "acting" as a psycho bitch in Knocked Up at different parts seeming a little too natural isn't helping me here.

 

[Rur0ni]

Biel plz.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

my god, worst list ever

Katherine Heigl no1? ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

[koam]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

Top 99 .. not top 99 hot.

 

[Fuzzery]

Wat? What are they rating on then? How can guys NOT vote based on hot?

 

[disappeared]

Who is Kim Kardashian and why does she look absolutely fucking scary?

 

[B!TCH]

Are you fucking kidding me? Post the list here. I'm not going to click through 99 times and give AskMen any additional ad revenue/page views.

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

Pretty much.

 

[koam]

Are you fucking kidding me? Post the list here. I'm not going to click through 99 times and give AskMen any additional ad revenue/page views.



Pretty much.

but that would involve me going through every single one manually

 

[QVT]

This is just a case of mass exposure. I don't think someone can look at Keeley and then look at Heigl and really say that Heigl is hot enough to carry her panties. But not as many people know who Keeley is.

 

[disappeared]

Well I agree with Kate Beckinsale being so high up on that list.

 

[koam]

This is just a case of mass exposure. I don't think someone can look at Keeley and then look at Heigl and really say that Heigl is hot enough to carry her panties. But not as many people know who Keeley is.

AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women is an annual list compiled by AskMen.com readers and staff, ranking the famous females deemed to be the year's most alluring. In casting their votes, readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The result is an annual list that acts as the definitive gauge for identifying what modern men desire most in their female companions.

Of course, the hypocrisy there can be seen by comparin vote #1 to vote #2

 

[X26]

Hillary Duff is on the list :lol

 

[RubxQub]

Hillary Duff is on the list :lol

No problems here...

 

[harSon]

No problems here...

She doesn't look like that now... take away about 20 pounds and then you will :lol

Beyonce being so low is a fucking disgrace. And where is Amerie ?

 

[-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS]

Ms. Fox is OK by me.

 

[harSon]

Ms. Fox is OK by me.

She always looked like a white version of Megan Good to me

 

[QVT]

Of course, the hypocrisy there can be seen by comparin vote #1 to vote #2

Going on that, it should be Natalie Portman at one then. She's smarter than any of us, hot as as a supernova, and she is as charismatic when she smiles as a pug puppy.

What about Melissa Therieau she is ambitious she wants to be the best newscaster in the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

 

[SolidSnakex]

She doesn't look like that now... take away about 20 pounds and then you will :lol

You're right, she looks like this now.

Nothing to :lol about at all.

 

[Outcast2004]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that way. She does nothing for me, at all.

 

[BotoxAgent]

Maggie Q > Heigl

 

[Bulla564]

Shitty choice for #1...

 

[rollingstart]

lol, Lohan is 95.

Jessica Chobot is on this list? wtf

 

[RubxQub]

Jessica Chobot is on this list? wtf

Chobot wins...

 

[SUPREME1]

Fox
Alba
Biel
Ambrosio
Beckinsale
Mendes
Johansson
Lima
Menounos
Portman
Bundchen
Duff

The ultimate harem (aram in arabic) of hoes.


Edit: I just went through the actual 99 and there are about 6 more hoes I would add to the harem.. but this sheik is just too lazy to post them.

 

[bjork]

Camilla imo

 

[Fuzzery]

Fox
Alba
Biel
Ambrosio
Beckinsale
Mendes
Johansson
Lima
SSBB
Menounos
Portman
Bundchen
Duff


The ultimate harem (aram in arabic) of hoes.

Which one would you do first?

 

[rollingstart]

Which one would you do first?

you would obviously get Lima out of the way because she is a "virgin".

 

[-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS]

you would obviously get Lima out of the way because she is a "virgin".

:lol True!

 

[Corwood Rep]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive. on top of that, she's cunty and takes herself way too seriously.

Definitely agreeing with this one. Also, is it bad that I didn't know who #2 was until I looked her up?

 

[SUPREME1]

Which one would you do first?

Whichever was closest of course.

 

[Fuzzery]

Whichever was closest of course.

What if said girls are spaced equidistantly in a dodecahedral array around you.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Katherine Heigl is not really attractive..

...

 

[alex chilton]

Speaking of Megan Fox, she has a clubbed thumb. Not really a big deal, just weird to know. Maybe she was knocked down a couple of places for it??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clubbed_thumb

 

[TheWolf]

Photoshop helps.

she's pretty doughy and the pictures of her that i've seen that weren't from a photoshoot are pretty yuck. plus she smokes.

 

[guess]

Photoshop helps.

true

 

[MaX_PL]

thank god jessica alba isnt #1 anymore. she never deserved it.

and yes to eva mendes at number 4. pretty soon you'll be on top, you beautiful beautiful lady.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Fox
Alba
Biel
Ambrosio
Beckinsale
Mendes
Johansson
Lima
Menounos
Portman
Bundchen
Duff

The ultimate harem

I have never seen so much good looking girls mixed with so much ugly monkeys. Are you trying to create a new hybrid?

...

that really didn't change my opinion man.

 

[bjork]

Heigl was pretty in that disney channel movie she did like 10 years ago. Now it just looks like she got socked in the mouth.

 

[RubxQub]

Which one would you do first?

Is that Super Smash Brothers Brawl in that list? :lol

 

[buhmachine]

that list is a disgrace. it makes ign's yearly 100 best games ever look heaven sent. eva mendes? really? i mean REALLY?????????????

gaf should have its own top 99 women. might as well. i'll start with #1: camilla belle

edit: oh shi-, :lol i wasn't trying to troll you max_pl, i promise

edit: wow, beaten?

 

[rollingstart]

Heigl was pretty in that disney channel movie she did like 10 years ago. Now it just looks like she got socked in the mouth.

Wish Upon a Star.

I remember that, she wore a blue vest and when she switched with her sister, she became a tramp.

:lol wow, youtube has everything.

 

[bjork]

Wish Upon a Star.

I remember that, she wore a blue vest and when she switched with her sister, she became a tramp.

:lol wow, youtube has everything.

The other girl in that movie was pretty cute when she was on Roseanne too imo

 

[Kastro]

megan fox was wowz in transformers but everything else Ive seen of her photowise is sharpknee.

 

[SUPREME1]

What if said girls are spaced equidistantly in a dodecahedral array around you.

Whip it out and stroke?

 

[Skiptastic]

Where is Mandy Moore? Can't get to that site at work.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Photoshop helps.

she's pretty doughy and the pictures of her that i've seen that weren't from a photoshoot are pretty yuck. plus she smokes.

Uh oh, she smokes.

She's part of a huge group of people that likes to smoke!

..