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[Beefy]

Trump says 'tough phone calls' needed because 'world is in trouble'

"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out, OK? That's what I do - I fix things," Trump said after saying that freedom of religion was threatened.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...=topNews&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social

I would laugh if it wasn't so messed up.

 

[Sobriquet]

The world is in trouble because of him.

 

[Unknown One]

This dumbass speaks like a 7 year old.

 

[KernelPanic]

He can't even fix his credit rating

 

[Nokterian]

'fix things'

Sorry i only see destroying things in just 10 days on what other people have worked decades on to function as it is...

 

[Gutek]

He talks like a mobster.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

The world is in trouble because of him.

My exact thought.

 

[Jamiaro]

"I fix things."

Yup. You sure do, Mr.President.

 

[Magwik]

He really does view America as some sort of emerpor of the world which should be ruling, Jesus

 

[Ensirius]

Sometimes I believe Trump is like one oferta those acting tough guys who says everything he thinks will make him look tough and Macho when in reality he is none of that.

 

[captive]

The world is in trouble because of him.

came to post this and to add that the US is being taken advantage of by him.

 

[C.Mongler]

Let's see, so far he's pissed off Australia, pissed off and threatened to invade Mexico, made some veiled threat to start a war with Iran, and China also seems to be gearing up for a potential war with the US as well. Yeah Donnie, you're really straightening things out there.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Well, he's right about the world being in trouble.

 

[jiiikoo]

I've yet to see one thing he has fixed.

 

[Bedameister]

Yeah the world is in trouble

BECAUSE OF YOU YOU DICKHEAD!!!

 

[Plinko]

Yes, because when my kids need help fixing a problem, yelling at them and being a complete jerk works wonders.

Oh wait--it doesn't.

 

[Farewell]

Wow he convinced me, what a statement.

 

[yanipheonu]

Most peaceful time in human history, everybody.

 

[privitsan02]

Man this guy makes me laugh and then immediately feel like I'm going to hell for doing so.

 

[Bold One]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[Nightbird]

I thought it was America first?

 

[XGRaViSmOrSX]

My head physically hurts every time I see the actual words he uses to speak. What a fucking moron.

 

[Slayven]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

Cause he lies like a grade schooler.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

The world is in trouble because of him.

My thoughts exactly.

Pretty much.

 

[El Topo]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

Talking's hard, okay?

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Well he kept saying "I, alone, can fix it".

The rest of the world should just sit back and be like 'do your thing Donny' and then watch him fail. Tremendously.

 

[danowat]

Textbook Megalomaniac.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Well he kept saying "I, alone, can fix it".

The rest of the world should just sit back and be like 'do your thing Donny' and then watch him fail. Tremendously.

The rest of the world is being dragged down by him.

 

[drspeedy]

I've yet to see one thing he has fixed.

He and Putin fixed it all, literally.

 

[Gutek]

I just want to know what kind of trouble?

 

[Glix]

Tough phone calls ARE needed.

To your elected representatives. Every single day.

He and Putin fixed it all, literally.

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Breads]

Freedom of religion is threatened because you're threatening it.

And you haven't fixed shit, dipshit. The only thing you're good for is taking advantage of the blissful ignorance and complacency of the most privileged people in human history - convincing them they both threatened and oppressed and that you will save them, when none of these things are/ were true.

 

[Akuun]

He fixes things the same way Homer Simpson builds barbecues.

 

[jiiikoo]

He and Putin fixed it all, literally.

Gave me quite the chuckle.

 

[Avixph]

Tough phone calls ARE needed.

To your elected representatives. Every single day.



hahahahahahahaha

Isn't that enough proof for the IC?

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Trump, you're the bratty rich kid at school all the other kids talk smack about before humoring your small frail personality when you finally show up. The world is laughing at you, and any trouble it's in is because of you.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

This dumbass speaks like a 7 year old.

Yeah but that means I can relate to him, and trust him, and worship him, and can be sure he has my best interests in mind, and will kick out all the bad peoples, and make all the moneys, and bring back all the works, and buy me dah cakes. Dernald Troomp is for make good president, comrade.

 

[Borgnine]

Is he going to use that Hitler phone to make these calls?

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

Catering to the religious zealots while he pulls the carpet from under them.

 

[LambdaTeos]

having so many thigns to fix about his personal life and choices, he prefers to "fix" the world...

oh well

 

[Amalthea]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

Cause he constantly seeks validation.

 

[KernelPanic]

Typical authoritarianism. The country is in dire shape. The world is in trouble and only they can fix it.

Meanwhile him and Bannon are slowly destroying everything.

 

[zethren]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

Because he's a terrible speaker.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

this insecure little shithead is the furthest thing from "tough".

 

[Master Yoshi]

"I fix things."

Yup. You sure do, Mr.President.

Like the 2016 US election?

I really hate how he says "Ok?" as if he's playing fourth dimensional chess and has a higher understanding of every subject he struggles to speak of.

 

[BlackLagoon]

why does he interject his sentences with "okay"?

Hmm.

 

[Akuun]

Yeah but that means I can relate to him, and trust him, and worship him, and can be sure he has my best interests in mind, and will kick out all the bad peoples, and make all the moneys, and bring back all the works, and buy me dah cakes. Dernald Troomp is for make good president, comrade.

The sad thing is that even a Russian dude who barely knows English talks more eloquently than that.

 

[commedieu]

"Believe me, when you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having - don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it," he said.

Dude. Bro.. don't even worry about that noise if you hear it. Seriously don't even bother. I've got this shit, lol, okay?


This is the president of the United states speaking.

 

[TheStruggler]