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[Flux]

I'll pay the $9.99 or whatever no thanks.

 

[MadeULook]

Am I going to have advertisements come out whenever I have to take a leak?

Really though, you'd have to actually pay me to use Hulu.

 

[low-G]

Not for fucking Hulu...

$100,000 a year and I consider it.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Why even bother

 

[Finky Spunky]

Depends if the parasite enhances the experience.

 

[FUME5]

That's a lot of trust you're asking me to put in a corporation, so fuck no.

 

[ascii42]

Is it the terrorist's law?

This is probably the 2nd weirdest thread question I can think of after the one that's from.

Depends if the parasite enhances the experience.

If it had positive effects on you, wouldn't it be a symbiont, not a parasite?

 

[TheXbox]

I might consider prostituting my insides for Google Fiber.

 

[Killer Queen]

Stop doing drugs

 

[Shauni]

You can get Hulu for free through Bing search rewards. So, no.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Does Hulu still have the entire Miami Vice series? If so, maybe

 

[HStallion]

You can get Hulu for free through Bing search rewards. So, no.

But Bing makes it burn when you pee.

 

[Kaako]

Would you let parasites suck you dry for a gaf gold account?

 

[Dipper145]

Sounds like something that would get approved for sure if there were such always negative health effects, just simple diarrhea and sluggishness.

With guaranteed health effects? No.

May cause health effects? Maybe.. Depends on the likelyhood and severity. If a common side effect was diarrhea I'd try it out and if I did get the side effect I'd get it removed.

Won't cause any harm whatsoever? Load me up and give me free stuff.
Pay me in food to live and use my body as a bioreactor, I'll do all my business into a specialized toilet for your company to recover. As long as the monetary compensation / value of what I get is good enough, I'd pee into something for you to do whatever you want with it.....

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

That's a very specific proposal you got there op.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Am I going to have advertisements come out whenever I have to take a leak?

"you will be able to finish urination after this brief message"

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Interesting hypothetical. That's some forward thinking there. This is the kind of brainstorming that produces great science fiction.

 

[Earthbound64]

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That's a very specific proposal you got there op.

Yeah, kind of like "The Terrorist's Law"

 

[Magwik]

You can get Hulu for free through Bing search rewards. So, no.

Fuck Bing, you can get Hulu and Spotify both for $5/month if you're a student

 

[TheXbox]

Bio-currency is the new crypto-currency. Let the corporations harvest your DNA and gastric acids in exchange for goods and services.

 

[sfedai0]

Even stranger than the premise is all that for Hulu??

 

[HStallion]

The install

 

[Strazyplus]

Would you let a company engineered parasite harvest your bodily fluids in exchange for access to services that are normally supported by advertisement revenue? Maybe this is a biological implant they can remove from your stomach in five minutes to extract the material; maybe it infects your whole body and the usable byproduct is harvested through your urine. The concept remains the same. After that, they deposit credits into your service account and you can watch x minutes of Netflix. It is not exchangeable for real money. Assume there are reasonably negative side effects like sluggishness or diarrhea.

Does this cross your personal boundary? It seems like a reasonable question to ask with biomedical engineering being one the great new frontiers of technology. Also, for many people of lower socioeconomic standing, it's much easier to sell your body than it is to produce real goods and services, which is why prostitution is so prolific.

Go get help friend and stay away from me for a while.

 

[Drain You]

Hulu? Really?

I'm going to need something better than that.

 

[nintendork666]

Breh ain't Hulu only like $10 a month?

 

[HStallion]

Hulu? Really?

I'm going to need something better than that.

Ok fine they'll throw in Crunchyroll as well

 

[PSqueak]

Of all the things you'd allow a parasite in you for, you think Hulu is worth it?!

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Of all the things you'd allow a parasite in you for, you think Hulu is worth it?!

Ok, you get Amazon Prime, too, and full 1080p HD movies for free.

 

[AzureSkies]

No

 

[ModBot]

Why are you this way?