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[Intheflorsh]

That title change...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw

 

[Towels]

...

 

[dekline]

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

 

[Omni]

I just tried the archaeologist line on a friend for laughs.... holy shit.

I'm laughing so hard


please respond

 

[Complex Shadow]

For those of you that just discovered this, here's Part 2

lmfao at that Jose comment at the end.

that was so hard to watch. but the end makes up for it.

please respond

 

[terrisus]

Oh my god that shit is just wrooooooooooong then. lol oh man...

Umm... That type of thing happens regularly?...
It's not like this is something new or that has never happened before or something...

 

[Gattsu25]

Yo, this 'Please Respond' shit is killing me over here

 

[Randam]

BEST GIF EVER!

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Can we turn this into a desperation thread pls

 

[rtcn63]

Yo, this 'Please Respond' shit is killing me over here

I picture Iwata saying it

 

[jWILL253]

Oh god now that brings back memories

OP, read all of this: http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

OP, you are not that guy. Not yet. But you could be. The behavior you've shown is in the ballpark, you just didn't cross the line into stalker territory. Take a long step back and look at your attitudes and your life

 

[collige]

these are all fake, fyi, including the profiles and prob the OP is trollin

If OP is trolling, he must be really dedicated seeing as he made a post about this girl a week before he posted this thread.

 

[Arkos]

Holy shit some of these are very funny

 

[JzeroT1437]

Sometimes, at work, I worry my coworkers aren't reading my emails, so I write "PLEASE READ" in the subject line.

Maybe that would help, OP

 

[John Kowalski]

what is up with thread title changes recently

they are getting increasingly meaner

 

[DukeBobby]

Oh god now that brings back memories

OP, read all of this: http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

OP, you are not that guy. Not yet. But you could be. The behavior you've shown is in the ballpark, you just didn't cross the line into stalker territory. Take a long step back and look at your attitudes and your life

I can't believe I read the whole fucking thing.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Late to the party = Allan confirmed?

 

[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

Hahaha dat title change #dead

This thread has been gold

 

[RM8]

what is up with thread title changes recently

they are getting increasingly meaner

Mods are not even that angry, they just want him to behave himself.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

So when will OP be posting update statuses from lock up?

 

[kick51]

Fake or not, this is entertaining as fuck.

true

 

[docbon]

 

[LyleLanley]

Here you go OP. Tips from the master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EavZ-4zBt0o

You're welcome.

This is brilliant.

 

[Gorillaz]

Can we turn this into a desperation thread pls

text me

 

[Winterfang]

ROFL

 

[DedValve]

I read that whole Denko/A-ko thing.

My brain has had enough internet for the month.

 

[l Zealot l]

Could not have picked a worst place to vent this.
If you're a guy and doing majority of the texting (always starting conversation, asking her out) it's not worth pursueing.

 

[RM8]

I'm just finishing the Denko thing. I honestly refuse to think it was not a troll.

 

[Mistel]

They are getting increasingly meaner

And funnier... Wow the OP is desperate.

 

[Zoned]

Don't understand the purpose of thread anymore. OP must have realized his mistake by now. Appropriate suggestions have already been given. Now it's just a troll party. Mods should lock the thread I guess.

 

[Clockwork5]

Can I be real? Because that's the only way I believe you'll learn from this situation.

1. Stop simping. You have tried to take this person out multiple times, and sometimes succeeded, when it was obvious she wasn't into you. You're spending time and money to entertain someone who doesn't like you. Don't ever do this again, it's a sign of weakness.

2. Take a damn hint. If you're sending someone lengthy texts and they respond with 1-4 word responses, chances are they're either not into you or talking to someone else.

3. She doesn't owe you. She is not legally required to respond to you, or reward your kindness with a date, a kiss, etc. She clearly viewed you as a friend or acquaintance, but you overstayed your welcome by being pushy. She clearly wasn't sending signals that she liked you, therefore don't act like she "led you on."

4. Walk away. There was no need to send that passive aggressive text, all it does is make you look like even more of a sucker. Again, I'm being hard because this is important to understand. Dust yourself off and never talk to her again, unless she initiates the conversation.


I guarantee you she told coworkers about all this btw, and they laughed. You should have taken the hint ages ago and moved on, or waited for her to initiate things (ie her asking you if you wanted to go to lunch). You lost. But you can dust yourself off and be better prepared in the future, IF you learn from this mistake.

This is all spot on.

 

[SapientWolf]

Don't understand the purpose of thread anymore. OP must have realized his mistake by now. Appropriate suggestions have already been given. Now it's just a troll party. Mods should lock the thread I guess.

It's a reminder to the others. "Don't be that guy."

 

[Cipherr]

FYI, original title was:

So I just ‘confessed’ to this girl (by texting)

What's confess, like propose?

 

[Astral]

This "Please respond" shit is fucking murder. Thank you.

 

[phillipgessert]

Don't understand the purpose of thread anymore. OP must have realized his mistake by now. Appropriate suggestions have already been given. Now it's just a troll party. Mods should lock the thread I guess.

Thanks dad

 

[Winterfang]

I'm just finishing the Denko thing. I honestly refuse to think it was not a troll.

I'm glad more people had read that. Is honestly like an horror story.

Don't understand the purpose of thread anymore. OP must have realized his mistake by now. Appropriate suggestions have already been given. Now it's just a troll party. Mods should lock the thread I guess.

Doubtful, even Evilore trolled the OP.

 

[_Nemo]

"Please be excited"
"Please be responsive"
"Please"

 

[Iolo]

This is like the human version of the TCP retransmission timer.

 

[Jel44]

Please understand.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

wuu2

 

[threetri333]

Can we turn this into a desperation thread pls

OP, tell her "$250". When she wonders why you said 250, say "Because I want you."

Works 100% of the time.

 

[spindashing]

For those of you that just discovered this, here's Part 2

OH.

MY.

GOD.

 

[dekline]

I can't believe I read the whole fucking thing.

Same. Great ending though, can't believe this guy ended up

Spoiler

banging A-ko.

 

[Altered Juice]

nvrm

 

[Gaz_RB]

I'd think OP was a troll but I actually have a friend who thinks this same way.

pls respond

 

[Bo-Locks]

Looks like a Simpbot. Forever in beta stage.

 

[Chabbles]

HAAHAHA. That Please respond thread is gold.

 

[jon bones]

this is incredible

 

[Chance Hale]

Dennis's cat gif always lights up my day.

 

[Deleted member 13876]

text me