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Bosman vs Huber Betting Special E3 2016

Wiggy

Member
Awesome and hilarious as usual!

Bosman was ruthless at the end, guess the stand up forfeit hit him hard and he wants revenge.
 
I read this as Batman vs. Huber, and became confused.

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Hasney

Member
Personal Bets:
Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 2
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 0 (He ain't showing up)
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact) 180 seconds
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference? 2

Double Down on Don (over/under):
Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. under

Team bets:
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? No
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? No
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? No
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? No
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? No
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? No
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No

FINAL BET

NOT ONLY IS SYN SOPHIA BACK MAKING WRESTLING GAMES, BUT SONY GIVE THEM TIME ON THEIR CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE IT

Damn, that's a lot of no.
 

Tankard

Member
"Neo/new gamer over here...neo/new gamer over here"
"I don't get that reference"

Oh boy, to think we almost lost this.
 
I'm twenty minutes in and they're screaming their heads off at each other. It's very funny, but I imagine Brandon's neighbours must hate him.
 

Pie and Beans

Look for me on the local news, I'll be the guy arrested for trying to burn down a Nintendo exec's house.
BOSMAN ON FULL TILT. LEGIT SHOOK.

Drives a spear through Huber, SIFTD and Huber's fans all in one horrifying lunge.
 
Time for bets!

Personal Bets:

Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 4
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 10
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? 113 seconds
How many times will we hear the word 'amazing' at the Xbox conference? 12

Double Down on Don (over/under):

Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:

Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? No
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? Yes
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes
(What color will his jacket be? Dark brown)
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? No
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Yes
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
(assuming a pre-order will be announced during the conference)
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? Yes
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? Yes
(Will Rockstar reveal themselves? Yes)

FINAL BET:

A NEW MIGHT AND MAGIC (IN THE STYLE OF VI, VII & VIII) WILL BE ANNOUCED AT THE UBISOFT PRESS CONFERENCE.

Lock 'em in.
 

sora87

Member
Oh goddamn, that ending. Huber is a master director.

"One more time Bloodworth, deadly serious. Geralt just died serious."

Jones' expert editing right there.

Anyhoo here's my bets

Personal Bets:

Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 0
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 2
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? 16 seconds
How many times will we hear the word 'amazing' at the Xbox conference? 3

Double Down on Don (over/under):

Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Under
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:

Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? No
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes
(What color will his jacket be? Nakamura Red)
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? No
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? Yes
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? NO.
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
(assuming a pre-order will be announced during the conference)
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? No
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? No
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No
(Will Rockstar reveal themselves? Yes)

FINAL BET:
Shenmue HD 1 and 2 out THIS FALL.
LOCK IT IN. 1080P 60FPS FORKLIFTS BABY.
 

mishakoz

Member
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes, Zelda is a female lead. Dunno if she will be playable
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No, frozen or zootopia
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? No
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes
(What color will his jacket be? RED)
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? No
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Yes
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? Yes
(assuming a pre-order will be announced during the conference)
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? Yes
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? No
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? Yes
(Will Rockstar reveal themselves? Yes)
 
Jones cracking up was the best bit, love these so much. Hope its another year of dreams for them.

Heres my bets:

Personal Bets:
Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 4
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 12
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact) 120
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference? 6

Double Down on Don (over/under):
Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. over

Team bets:
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? yes
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? no
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? no
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? yes please god yes
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? no
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? no
Will Knack rise again? no
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? no
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? no
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? no
 
Personal Bets:

Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 4
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 10
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? 36 seconds
How many times will we hear the word 'amazing' at the Xbox conference? 12

Double Down on Don (over/under):

Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:

Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? Yes
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? No
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes
(What color will his jacket be? Yellow)
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? No
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? Yes
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Yes
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
(assuming a pre-order will be announced during the conference)
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? Yes
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? Yes
(Will Rockstar reveal themselves? Yes)

FINAL BET:
Twisted Metal FTP (similar payment model to Killer Instinct) launches... RIGHT. NOW. (aka: during Sony's conference)
GO DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!
 

georly

Member
Glad these are back, but those final bets aren't happening. Woof.

I loved a lot of these. And are the double downs pointless? What am I not understanding?
 
Personal Bets:
Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 4
How many times will Crash Bandicoot jump? 8
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact) 100
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the Xbox conference? 5

Double Down on Don (over/under):
Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes
Will Kingdom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No. Lock it.
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? Yes
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Yes
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? No
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? Yes

Final Bet:
Sony will pull a PT and release a game "right now" during the conference.
EXTRA CREDIT:
It's a Spider-Man demo.
 

Hasney

Member
Glad these are back, but those final bets aren't happening. Woof.

I loved a lot of these. And are the double downs pointless? What am I not understanding?

Whoever asked the question to Don gets his answer. So for this: "BOSMAN ASKS : Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference - Over" If it's over, Bosman gets the 3 points and if it's under, Huber gets the 3 points.

And hey, we said the same about the Last Guardian and Shenmue when they were final bets in both 2014 and 2015. Anything can happen!
 
That was good; just the medicine I needed before E3. In a shocking reversal, Huber went ultra soft with the loser's punishment while Bosman went all out. An improved puppet show by Huber is gonna be the funniest fucking thing ever.

Personal Bets:

Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 3
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 14
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? 60 seconds
How many times will we hear the word 'amazing' at the Xbox conference? 5

Double Down on Don (over/under):

Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Over
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:

Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? No
Will Kingdom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? Yes
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? No
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? No
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Yes
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? No
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No

FINAL BET:

A PS4 ENTRY FOR CRASH BANDICOOT IS UNVEILED. NOT ONLY DO SONY ANNOUNCE THEY OWN THE RIGHTS TO CRASH BANDICOOT ON STAGE... THE TRAILER REVEALS IT IS BEING DEVELOPED BY NONE OTHER THAN NAUGHTY DOG!

Gotta go all out with the final bet.
 

Tankard

Member
My bets:


Personal Bets:
Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 3
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 5
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact). 30 seconds
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference? 15.

Double Down on Don (Over/Under):
Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Under
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Under

Team bets:
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes.
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No.
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? No.
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes.
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? No.
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? Yes.
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No.
Will Knack rise again? Yes.
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No.
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? No.
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? Yes.
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No.
 
Personal Bets:
Across all press conferences, how many dogs? 5
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? 3
How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact) 70 seconds
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference? 3

Double Down on Don (over/under):
Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference. Under
Side Bet: We will see more footage of Crash than Kratos during the Sony Press Conference.
Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends. Over (even though I think it could be exact)

Team bets:
Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? YES! LOOK AT THAT CHARACTER!
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? No
Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes, debut of his new game on the Sony stage, also does reveal himself mean at E3 or during the conference?
Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? Yes
Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? Totally
NOT!
Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? Yes, also it can be pre-ordered now on Amazon.
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? Yes
Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? No
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No

FINAL BET

Not only is Devil May Cry 5 real, it's going to be at E3, releasing next year AND WILL BE PLAYABLE ON THE SHOW FLOOR!

#TeamBosman
 
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