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[Days like these...]

So far I have I hope the flip side of your pillow is never cool and I hope you step on water while wearing socks. I need more help me.

 

[Dacvak]

I hope you have to flip your USB plug three times.

 

[nush]

Translation: give me some burns I can drop on someone GAF.

 

[Queso de Grande]

Stick with the tried and true: "eat shit"

 

[HRK69]

I hope your ex posts the most glow-up thirst-trap the exact week you finally feel like you're over them.

 

[Days like these...]

Translation: give me some burns I can drop on someone GAF.

I have you ignored. I don't remember why but I hope your well done steak turns out rare. Oh no it's not you that's ignored it's dacvac that's ignored so my wish is for her. Sorry nush you're good peoples in my book

 

[buttnuggett]

I hope you step on a sideways lego barefooted.

 

[Days like these...]

I hope you step on a sideways lego barefooted.

I think they're more painful face up but I appreciate the suggestion.

 

[Senua]

i hope that the next cat you pspspsps to ignores you

 

[poppabk]

"I slept with your wife" Can't fail.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

I hope you find a piece of popcorn between your teeth and don't remember eating popcorn.

 

[nush]

"I slept with your wife" Can't fail.

I've still got the nudes of your wife before you met her when she was younger and hotter.

 

[Unknown?]

The Jerk Store called... They're running out of you!

 

[Ribi]

It must feel bad knowing your dad beat you and not cancer

 

[Senua]

The Jerk Store called... They're running out of you!

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I hope you hit the wall sooner rather than later

 

[adamsapple]

I hope you get stuck in an elevator with James Sawyer Ford

 

[kevboard]

you are such a mess, Bethesda is asking for your publishing rights!

 

[Senua]

you are such a mess, Bethesda is asking for your publishing rights!

 

[mopspear]

I hope you get turned out for being a communist. I know what I said.

 

[IAmRei]

I hope you get stuck in an elevator with James Sawyer Ford

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

I hope you hit every single red light on the way home

 

[kpopSuperstar]

I hope you boil alive you inbreed minnesota protester demon cunt.

 

[BlackTron]

I hope your favorite game system pulls out of the hardware market

 

[Days like these...]

I hope you boil alive you inbreed minnesota protester demon cunt.

I don't think you understood what I was asking for but go off queen

 

[nush]

I hope your favorite game system pulls out of the hardware market

Oh come on man, that's taking it too far.

 

[BlackTron]

Oh come on man, that's taking it too far.

iykyk

 

[Dacvak]

I hope you step on a sideways lego barefooted.

I did this for charity event one time. I had to walk barefoot on a 30 foot Lego trail, blindfolded, holding weights, BACKWARDS, and there were also random spots with piles of baked beans interspersed in the Legos.

It was genuinely one of the worst experiences ever lol.

 

[Richard Packer]

I hope you die being a good man in Minnesota.

 

[Bark]

I hope your charger breaks when you most need it

 

[bender]

I hope you and every other human dies, peacefully or horribly, it's your choice really, just kidding, it's not your choice.

 

[Sulaco]

Have a blessed day full of all the karma you so richly deserve.

 

[jason10mm]

I hope your phone is hacked and your self nudes are posted and no one even bothers to give them a pity wank.

 

[Days like these...]

I don't think some of you know the meaning of petty malice

 

[Days like these...]

I hope your phone is hacked and your self nudes are posted and no one even bothers to give them a pity wank.

People will wank to bleached butthole pics!

 

[Grildon Tundy]

May a pebble find your windshield.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

May you find a pebble in your shoe that you can't get rid of

 

[epicurius-seven]

May you fail your snail romance skill checks.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I hope you get stuck in an elevator with James Sawyer Ford

God...no..

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

I hope it leaks even after you flick it twice.

 

[struggler_guts]

It must feel bad knowing your dad beat you and not cancer

This one won't always land,

BUT WHEN IT DOES

 

[Coconutt]

 

[TheDreadBaron]

I hope you spill ketchup on your shirt and no one tells you all day

 

[Trilobit]

So far I have I hope the flip side of your pillow is never cool and I hope you step on water while wearing socks. I need more help me.

May there always be a hair in your mouth.

 

[Soodanim]

I don't think some of you know the meaning of petty malice

Some might be edgy, some might be retarded

Either way, I hope their drinks fizz up and make a mess in public when they don't have any way of cleaning it up, causing minor embrassment

 

[Days like these...]

Some might be edgy, some might be retarded

Either way, I hope their drinks fizz up and make a mess in public when they don't have any way of cleaning it up, causing minor embrassment

I hope their coffee gets cold before they finish drinking it

 

[Lord Panda]

I hope NeoGAF pages never load for you.

 

[Eesha]

I hope you stub your toes into a corner.

 

[Windle Poons]

You are depriving your village of its idiot.

 

[Paasei]

I hope you've lost your car keys, spend an hour looking for them all over the place and when you finally give up and decide to take the bus or walk, you find them in your pocket and wasted all that precious time.