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[DeepEnigma]

There's a lot of pressure when it comes to your partner's birthday. You should know and love them more than anyone, so the stakes are high.

But if you're really struggling to think of something original, personal and meaningful, a fridge full of $500,000 (£370,523) in cash will almost definitely suffice.

This is the tactic Cardi B employed for her husband Offset's 28th birthday yesterday (Saturday).

The rapper shared a video of the generous gifting on Instagram along with the caption: "Big daddy shlong Birthday. Little something something for the Birthday boy @offsetyrn LOVE Y O U."

Yes, birthday's don't get more 'big daddy shlong' than this.

In the video, Offset (real name Kiari Kendrell Cephus) can be seen emptying the fridge of bundles of cash, supposedly comprised of 5,000 $100 notes.

Cardi B can be heard saying: "So, everyone's sayin' you got every car, every jewellery,you got everything, you got every shoe - what else can I give somebody who got everything?

"That's $500,000."

After Offset does the whole 'ohhh you didn't have to' thing, Cardi B then replies: "I know I don't have to give you this money, but I don't know what to give you and I gotta give you something."

How very sweet.

She's (and he's) lucky though. If I couldn't think of anything to get my other half and instead just put the equivalent amount of my earnings (a tenner) in the fridge, I doubt she'd be that impressed.

As if the stacks of cash weren't enough, Cardi even went on to offer her hubby suggestions of what he could spend it on.

She said: "You could buy a car, you could buy more clothes, you could buy jewellery, you could buy me more Birkin bags. You could do whatever the hell you want.

"Happy birthday, but don't expect no Christmas gift from me. Ain't no Christmas gift. Only for the kids."
That seems fair enough.

Judging by Cardi's Instagram, it seems that Offset spent a fair amount of his birthday cash later that night, which he and Cardi threw in the general direction of loads of extremely scantily clad strippers.

Still, caterpillar cake and an Argos voucher is still nice enough.

Cardi B Gifts Husband Offset $500,000 Cash For His 28th Birthday

How thoughtful

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[DeepEnigma]

Hope she doesn't drug him later and take it back.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

banknotez!

 

[TindalosPup]

I would do the same if I had the kinda money she does

Also don't think I'd have 100% of the problems I face, but you know, whatever

 

[Jooxed]

Meanwhile im struggling to afford to fix my car after some a-hole cut me off

 

[Cravis]

Come back in 2 years and tell me how “big daddy schlock” is doing

I do hope a CTR was filled out when that withdrawal was made.

 

[Sub_Level]

He must have the biggest fucking dick of all time.

 

[Greedings]

His name is Offset?

 

[zeioIIDX]

Just give me one of those stacks and I'm good. Please?

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

Sound fake to promote her Pepsi ad campaign and that shes a real G who has fat stacks of cash

 

[Caffeine]

time to spend it on hookers and blow

 

[EverydayBeast]

I would love to gift someone that amount of cash I would also love to receive that amount of cash.

 

[lil puff]

^ I would take cash over a gift object anyday.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Sound fake to promote her Pepsi ad campaign and that shes a real G who has fat stacks of cash

Considering the tax hit one would have to take to do this, you may be on to something.

 

[Papa]

“400 years later we buyin our own chains”

 

[Freedom Gate Co.]

Offset needs to run from Becky before he ends up worse than Kanye.

 

[Prison Mike]

Wears more metal than robocop bet it takes him 8 hours to get through an airport

 

[Papa]

lol @ DeafTourette

u triggd son?

Use your words

 

[DeafTourette]

lol @ DeafTourette

u triggd son?

Use your words

Triggered triggered triggered!

 

[TacosNSalsa]

I never understood when celebs do this . She's a multi millionaire and she'll buy you what ever you want anyway giving him money seems kind of redundant

 

[brap]

What a very thotful gift

 

[Shizumapower]

Triggered triggered triggered!

 

[Nester99]

Meanwhile im struggling to afford to fix my car after some a-hole cut me off

Have you considered getting big fake tits and rapping about nothing to improve your lot in life? Worked for Cardi.

 

[DESTROYA]

That’s a lot of Pepsi.

 

[Richard Packer]

“400 years later we buyin our own chains”

Did he/she really say that?

 

[Papa]

Did he/she really say that?

Possibly during a singalong

 

[Richard Packer]

Possibly during a singalong

Nice.

 

[brap]

Have you considered getting big fake tits and rapping about nothing to improve your lot in life? Worked for Cardi.

Is he white though?

 

[AnotherOne]

Truly the most unthoughtful gift..

 

[Mista]

Because they basically have everything so hey, let me gift him half a million which we’ll BOTH spend since we’re married

 

[highrider]

Real bosses don’t flaunt the dough.


Or at least that’s what I tell myself

 

[Mahadev]

Classy.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Offset is 28? He looks 40. Wtf

 

[Grinchy]

I wonder what kind of fight will get started if he uses the money to buy some shit for himself.

"I gave you $500K and you couldn't even take me on a trip??"

 

[Amory]

Pretty impressive that she managed to give a gift that sufficiently stroked her own ego but also took no thought whatsoever