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[HardRojo]

Neither. Off my lover's chest.

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j/k, have never attempted this, doesn't sound like a good idea tbh.

Why top of the page? Dammit!

 

[dezzy8]

Who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork? Unless all of the spoons are dirty and you are too lazy to wash one.

 

[MindGamingMantis]

The fuck are we eating...a steak? Who cuts ice cream? My brain hurts. I eat it with a spoon like every other normal person.

 

[DTJAAAAM]

Spoon.

 

[Trouble]

I'M NOT THE CRAZY ONE

Look at this man aerate the ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgs4zmXTzOE

That's a ten.

 

[spuckthew]

Pizza. Ice Cream. Cereal.

All things that are better eaten with a fork.

Now this is just nonsense.

Spoiler

You don't eat cereal with a fork.

 

[Copenap]

See part of it is this, if I already eat with a fork in this case, it works pretty well, so why not on its own

A pie/cake is pie/cake. Knife and fork works for steak, does that mean it's a good idea for icecream as well?

 

[Grug]

Fishing for a tag OP?

 

[Dusk Golem]

This is going to sound weird, but I try to eat a lot of things like this with a butter knife. I don't want to waste a spoon or fork which is better suited for other dishes, and live in a household with a few people so often the spoons/forks will disappear fast way before other kitchen utensils and before someone goes to wash all the dishes. So when it comes to something like ice cream I just feel using a spoon or a fork is a waste, so I just use a butter knife as I can pick it up easily with it and there's almost never an instance where we run out of butter knives before someone washes the dishes.

I expect to get weird looks coming out with that one, but for me it's simply something to cut down the unnecessary use of spoons and forks in a household setting where I have to share stuff with others, and I am not bothered at all using a butter knife for simple things like this.

 

[Bitanator]

I have eaten it with a fork out of desperation when all the spoons are gone, it is only doable if you are impatient and dig into super cold ice cream, but you should wait for it to soften up first anyways, fork is useless unless you are lazy and cannot wait to shovel ice cream in your mouth

 

[AngryPuppyEsq]

If your answer is fork I think that means you've failed the Voight-Kampff test.

 

[jediyoshi]

Trump wins and we'll all be eating pizza and icecream with a fork.

 

[kavanf1]

A fork, of course.

Spoiler

Said nobody ever.

 

[Derwind]

In a bowl/cup: spoon

In a cone: hands

Served on a waffle/crepe/pankcake: fork

 

[Shambalakan]

Spoon and finger!

 

[Subpar Scrub]

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

And here I was thinking I was crazy using a knife to eat soup...

 

[OnkelC]

But a fork let's me eat 95% of it while being a more effective tool

"while being a Tool" sprung to mind, yes.

 

[the_batman]

a fork? wtf is wrong with you. just use a corkscrew like a regular person.

 

[Poyunch]

And here I was thinking I was crazy using a knife to eat soup...

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

 

[Transistor]

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

Alright, alright. I see you've played knifey spooney before!

 

[Stop It]

Who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork?

A Spork, I will allow

But a fork?

You need some help

This.

We have a spork, it works very well for ice cream. Going for a fork though is literally crazy, especially has rock solid ice cream is bad and eating ice cream just as it reaches melting point is best.

 

[KingBroly]

In a bowl/cup: spoon

In a cone: hands

Served on a waffle/crepe/pankcake: fork

Or Pie. Pie + Ice Cream is always a Fork cuz you're eating 2 things at once, so you wanna hold them together, which the Fork does.

 

[cordy]

I've never heard of anyone eating ice cream with a fork until now, wow. I use a spoon breh.

 

[siddx]

I try to avoid these nonsense threads but I feel I must take a stand here. Anyone eating ice cream with a fork is a goddamn animal and should be a sterilized. What madness have we let into this world? Despair. Despair.

 

[Fat4all]

i eat Dip-N-Dots with chopsticks

 

[Chesh]

A spoon, like a normal human being

Why don't you do the washing up once in a while, like a normal human being?

 

[Atraveller]

OP sounded like he was almost proud of handicapping himself.

 

[Nostremitus]

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork does everything a spoon can do for ice cream, including being better at cutting it and being able to pick it up and lick it. Ice Cream is solid, I'm not eating it for the pure liquid goop.

A spoon... It's not a solid. It's a frozen cream. If it were a solid, a fork wouldn't help either, you'd need an ice pick.

 

[DerZuhälter]

 

[vern]

I eat ice cream with a fork and I'm not crazy I think, maybe. Tastes better to me because you get less cold metallic taste.

Also the worst device for eating ice cream is those wooden spoons that some packs have. Like the chocolate malt cups at the ballpark. They make the ice cream taste like wood. So shit.

 

[Romez]

OP is scum.

 

[Luigiv]

Cutlery is for chumps. I just stick my face in it.

 

[Dougald]

 

[Dandy Lyin]

Please record some video footage of yourself eating ice cream with a fork. I want to see this sideshow ;P

 

[iPaul93]

Why would anyone eat ice cream with a fork?

 

[StayDead]

I eat it with a spoon like a normal person.

 

[tanooki27]

My family makes fun of me all the time but really, a fork does everything a spoon can do for ice cream, including being better at cutting it and being able to pick it up and lick it. Ice Cream is solid, I'm not eating it for the pure liquid goop.

ice cream melts pretty quick. and what about chocolate fudge? a spoon is clearly the superior ice cream utensil, cause shit can't fall through the tines.

 

[nampad]

Of all threads about weird ways to eat food, this is the one I can comprehend the least.

 

[Camwi]

I feel like the OP is tag-fishing. Nobody eats ice cream with a fork.

 

[mrmickfran]

Who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork?

A Spork, I will allow

But a fork?

You need some help

^^^ This.

This is worse than pouring the milk before the cereal.

 

[Stereogatari]

Only on GAF.

 

[Yazuka]

Fork while eating ice cream? Wth?!
No no no. I use a spoon.

 

[Stopdoor]

This is going to sound weird, but I try to eat a lot of things like this with a butter knife. I don't want to waste a spoon or fork which is better suited for other dishes, and live in a household with a few people so often the spoons/forks will disappear fast way before other kitchen utensils and before someone goes to wash all the dishes. So when it comes to something like ice cream I just feel using a spoon or a fork is a waste, so I just use a butter knife as I can pick it up easily with it and there's almost never an instance where we run out of butter knives before someone washes the dishes.

I expect to get weird looks coming out with that one, but for me it's simply something to cut down the unnecessary use of spoons and forks in a household setting where I have to share stuff with others, and I am not bothered at all using a butter knife for simple things like this.

I almost think this isn't a legit parody 🤔

I have eaten it with a fork out of desperation when all the spoons are gone, it is only doable if you are impatient and dig into super cold ice cream, but you should wait for it to soften up first anyways, fork is useless unless you are lazy and cannot wait to shovel ice cream in your mouth

I cannot wait to shovel ice cream in my mouth

I feel like the OP is tag-fishing. Nobody eats ice cream with a fork.

Haha, I swear it's legit, I knew GAF would be heated about it but not this one-sided

 

[sixteen-bit]

a spoon

 

[thelastcrusader]

Spoon is the only answer. You need to fix your life OP.

 

[Kup]

OP, do you eat Oreos off the floor too?

 

[Stormhammer]

i use a fork for ice cream cake

 

[_jnup]

Spoon. I'm not a savage.

 

[sir_kevith]

I use a cone