I thought he was supposed to play Sheppard.
And I could never understand why they didn't hire Stathan for first Hitman
Has there EVER been a video game(-themed) movie not named Wreck-it Ralph that's been even halfway decent?
I don't even know who he is, but I do know that he looked AWFUL as 47. Like not even close, and he looked really young too.You shut your whore mouth about my Olyphant.
The guy is a great actor, he was just given a shitty script.
Jason Statham is like 4ft tall there's only so much you can do with camera tricks and CGI.
The best thing about this movie will be next weeks bombcast.
The last cover is embarrassingly bad - original title is "Pressed", and the German distributor had a great idea...
Other than that, Luke Goss made some decent low-budget movies recently. He would be a nice fit for a Hitman movie. Unlike Paul Walker.
She wouldn't be that bad as rebooted Lara, at least just when it comes to looks alone.Next, the Tomb Raider reboot starring Kirsten Stewart
Next, the Tomb Raider reboot starring Kirsten Stewart
She wouldn't be that bad as rebooted Lara, at least just when it comes to looks alone.
Next, the Tomb Raider reboot starring Kirsten Stewart
Rob Schneider is: The Hitman
Oh, far off. xD
And THANK YOU Replicant. He's the most obvious choice. Guy's bald, looks good in a suit and has a permanently pissed off expression.
EDIT:
Yeah, that's the other thing. I don't think Statham's career has hit videogame movie bottom. He might scoff at the idea.
The last cover is embarrassingly bad - original title is "Pressed", and the German distributor had a great idea...
Other than that, Luke Goss made some decent low-budget movies recently. He would be a nice fit for a Hitman movie. Unlike Paul Walker.
I guess the most obvious choice was too expensive?
tonally, the previous film was el cheapo and looked euro (aka cheap). if they make it a classy version, it could work
Might be best if he doesn't talk much. Agent 47 doesn't talk much anyway.Clean shaved... Yeah, I can see it. I just haven't seen him play anything beyond "laid back Cali bro" which is my only worry. The director should be fine.
I'm still shocked that I hated Hitman so much when it had 2 of my favorite things in the world. Timothy Olyphant and EuropaCorp.
Statham already filled his weekly bald criminal in a black suit movie quota with Parker.