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[Damaniel]

Sample Goop names:

• Wake Up America Immune Support Blend 100% Organic Coffee (edit: lol)
  

Don't forget:

• Sandy Hook was a Government False Flag Oolong Tea
• Where's the Birth Certificate? Berry Boosting Blend
• Who *Really* did 9/11? Activated Alkaline Water

 

[MsKrisp]

lmao, I can't say I'm surprised, lots of companies buy from a supplier than label things as their own. Supplements are such a joke.

By a large margin, yes. Gorillas are less than 2 inches.

Even a significantly below average human outpaces all other apes. IIRC the theory was because human brain size. Baby has bigger head -> female has larger vagina -> male has larger penis.

And there's your completely unnecessary fact for the day!

And I can say I learned something today! Makes Cernovich's whole schtick even more hilarious

 

[jiiikoo]

Don't forget:

• Sandy Hook was a Government False Flag Oolong Tea
• Where's the Birth Certificate? Berry Boosting Blend
• Who *Really* did 9/11? Activated Alkaline Water

"Fire Can't Melt steel! Spicy Christmas Coffee Blend".

 

[kirblar]

I get all of that, but I'm not too worried about goop readers trying to kill someone lol

Anti-Vaxxers.

 

[Linkura]

The full description of the "activated cashews" sure is something.

Apparently cashews have "dormant properties" that are "awakened" by using alkaline water, and doing that actually increases the "micronutrient, vitamin, and enzyme count."

.....Right.

 

[Dr. Worm]

The full description of the "activated cashews" sure is something.

Apparently cashews have "dormant properties" that are "awakened" by using alkaline water, and doing that actually increases the "micronutrient, vitamin, and enzyme count."

.....Right.

What a rip-off! I might as well just activate my cashews at home, with my own alkaline water!

 

[jiiikoo]

What a rip-off! I might as well just activate my cashews at home, with my own alkaline water!

I bet you're gonna need Diamond Water to bring out the Cashew's hidden powers, because the charged diamond that has infused the water into a powerful alkaline water really excites the dormant particles and makes them work.

 

[Dr. Worm]

I bet you're gonna need Diamond Water to bring out the Cashew's hidden powers, because the charged diamond that has infused the water into a powerful alkaline water really excites the dormant particles and makes them work.

"Diamond Water?"

That's so dumb! Just hold your wedding ring under the tap.

 

[Kenstar]

"Fire Can't Melt steel! Spicy Christmas Coffee Blend".

I believe you meant '100% Flouride Free Arabica "Jet fuel cant melt steel" beans'

 

[Sub_Level]

1776 will commence again if you try to take away goop I swear to god.

 

[jiiikoo]

I believe you meant '100% Flouride Free Arabica "Jet fuel cant melt steel" beans'

Amazing.

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

They forgot Phoenix Down.

It would be funny if you try to eat one of them but you can't because it's not a consumable- it's a crafting material.

 

[Captin Quacker]

Why the fuck would you want the mind of a gorilla?

 

[Somnid]

Where does Alex put his Jade Eggs?

 

[Imperfected]

Listen, all I know is when I sprinkle myself with Spirit Dust and down a quick Sun Potion my genkidama hits like, twice as hard.

 

[TheGameshark]

The Wake up America one is killing me lol

 

[Hastati]

what does sex dust do? asking for a friend

 

[Accoun]

I'd want to be surprised that Infowars is selling bullshit wellness crap, but I really can't be.

 

[fredrancour]

Most of those are just dumb but the wake up America one is some "I can't believe it isn't patriothole" shit

 

[AtomskEater]

"Diamond Water?"

That's so dumb! Just hold your wedding ring under the tap.

Shit, you're telling me I have to get married to enjoy a refreshing glass of Diamond Water?!