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[iShouldGoPro]

Translator trying to redeem himself

 

[MThanded]

fam quit playing.

 

[grtkbrandon]

Jesus H. Christ.

 

[Anung]

Microsofts got no games, Nintendo's got no games. What the heck?

 

[The Real Abed]

WTF? How did NOA's segment get all the good shit?

Fuck. They have Reggie, and now Miyamoto, the creator of fucking Mario and Zelda..

Haha.

 

[Plinko]

Zelda is a great launch title, but Mario Kart is a system-seller and needed to be at launch.

 

[pswii60]

Oh we know it's launching at launch

 

[Ac30]

I thought there was no way I could be convinced to not buy this at launch...how did this go so badly?

I buy everything with Mario on it... except that

 

[DjRalford]

Reggie said it, "WHAT GAMES?"

 

[bomblord1]

Man that was hype I lost it at Xenoblade 2

 

[Wandering Robot]

Come on. Tell us the launch titles.

 

[Blackleg-sanji1]

Yea yea it's launch stop with the skits save this conference with that at least

 

[Permanently A]

Nintendo, how did you fuck this up

 

[Griss]

Looks like that image with fake potential gaf topics actually came true somewhat.

Paying the waiting game once more.

Who wants to make the 'Is the Switch already dead?' topic?

 

[Aikidoka]

If it's not a launch after deferring this question 3 times then fuck you n

 

[dapoktan]

ok theres a launch game, zelda, and miyamoto.

 

[RoKKeR]

Why are they doing this lol

 

[Doc Holliday]

So only Zelda at launch......


Damn that's worse than I expected

 

[ASilentProtagonist]

Tease.

 

[WordsintheWater]

If Zelda is at launch, I'm there

 

[MADGAME]

Seriously..

$300
Mario not on day 1
Paid Online
2 to 6 hours battery life
No Pokemon
No Smash Bros
Broke Wii Sports up into 3-4 different games


Just... AGHHH.

You'll get Ribbon Man and Spring Girl and like it.

 

[Soulscribe]

Man they just assassinated this machine's appeal in one solid hour didn't they

 

[Baroquemantic]

Lmao What the fuck?

 

[DangerMouse]

Screw you Aonuma.
Yeah, I also still hate you for that Female Link troll and your subsequent terrible answers.

 

[DarkConfidant]

Did this press conference remind anyone else of the Black Bush sketch from Chappelle Show?

”Um....EA is bringing FIFA. Bethesda has that one game from 2012. Sega is cooking up something? Grasshopper Games has a piece of concept art. We got some Wii U ports.....uh....did we tell you about Arms?"

 

[Ithil]

Aonuma sure likes mugging for the camera.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

So in the end this was nothing but a light show.

Nintendo, what the hell man. I used to believe in you.

Reggie, you bastard. I hate you.

 

[beta_fuse]

Disappointed and I honestly don't know why I get hyped for this stuff anymore.

 

[Orbis]

How the fuck can I pre order in 2 hours (Amazon) if we don't know the launch titles?

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

This sucks :/

 

[wild wild rice]

The best part with the DJ.

 

[GTSweet]

Seriously..

$300
Mario not on day 1
Paid Online
2 to 6 hours battery life
No Pokemon
No Smash Bros
Broke Wii Sports up into 3-4 different games


Just... AGHHH.

I'm screaming...

 

[GuitarAtomik]

Straight trollling now lol

 

[Arozay]

These transitions.

 

[Shepard]

This is so horribly presented, Holy shit amateur work.

 

[killatopak]

DOOMED

 

[Already Torn]

Mario did look so good though

 

[Art Vandilay]

Ah fuck yeah. It's gonna be bundled at launch. I can feel it.

 

[PopcornMegaphone]

I love Reggie

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Haha, that Shiggy Reggie thing felt like a sesame street segment

 

[Alienous]

I wonder if Zelda can make launch, or if they'll delay it by two weeks to leave the Switch devoid of games at release.

 

[RionaaM]

After all that, I guess Zelda is a launch title.

 

[topplehat]

Really no news on Virtual Console?

 

[InfiniteCombo]

Why do they keep trolling!? Just say when the Zelda launch is bro....

 

[pislit]

Translator laughed at us guys

 

[DJ88]

Zelda is definitely launch.

 

[Ricker]

GIVE US A DATE FOR ZELDA ALREADY.... lol

 

[arturo2666]

This is the weirdest press conference in awhile. I love it.

 

[SchrodingerC]

Give us dat Zelda release date

 

[ironcreed]

If you're disappointed you haven't been paying attention. Like, at all.

$300, paid online, no proper storage options and no games I care about other than Zelda? Yeah, I'll pass.