How about just a tiny dose of reality to contrast the religious euphoria?
Not every comment has to be perfectly idolatrous of the Switch.
Speaking of cringing to death ... lol. Not sure why trolls like you constantly feel the need to frame your posts as some type of enlightenment on the unwashed masses. Maybe just accept that opinions diverge wildly on pretty much everything and that someone's interest in a consumer product doesn't say anything about them, even if their priorities don't align with yours.