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[ReBurn]

She got implants?

No, those are her real eyebrows.

 

[Goro Majima]

Good God, HOW?
Just How, 14 kids can't possibly cost that much.

I think I saw an interview where she was basically living off of student loans.

And she's had a lot of work done. I mean LOADS of work done to look like Angelina Jolie (which she denies but....yeah)

 

[MThanded]

But when it was time for Octo to get down to business ... with herself ... one source on the set tells us "She was a natural ... she looked great!!"

oh ok

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

 

[bengraven]

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Can't believe anyone wanted to see that gross stuff. I would pay her to keep her clothes on.

 

[Frank "Trashman" Reynolds]

 

[bengraven]

Can't believe anyone wanted to see that gross stuff. I would pay her to keep her clothes on.

She's needs a Kickstarter to feed her kids.

 

[Cipherr]

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Jesus Manos I hate that picture, makes my skin crawl for some reason.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Jesus Manos I hate that picture, makes my skin crawl for some reason.

How do you think the lighting guy felt!

 

[ThanksVision]

Soon

.gif should be reversed

 

[speculawyer]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octomom-porn-shoot-lingerie-pictures/7/#comments-anchor <<-- contains censored pics of Octomom changing, WARNING
/

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Will watch.



They were. Picture of the scars

 

[Koodo]

There is nothing about this story and thread that is pleasing to the senses.

Has she gotten a reality show yet?

 

[Slycoopr]

That belly button makes me retch.

 

[uclaeddie]

she's a very poor mans angelina Jolie. she is good, looking in a weird way! enjoy the flick, boys!!

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

.gif should be reversed

 

[Salazar]

enjoy the flick, boys!!

She can't be happy with that bellybutton, though.

 

[NaM]

No, those are her real eyebrows.

:lol

 

[Nakazato]

((((((((((((((

 

[RobotChant]

Can't believe anyone wanted to see that gross stuff. I would pay her to keep her clothes on.

If you live in California, you already are or were.

 

[RiZ III]

Poor lady (no pun intended), clearly doing it out of desperation.

 

[NoRéN]

It's horrible that she has to do this just to get by =/.

doesn't any body find it sad that she has to do porn for money to raise kids?

It's a match made in heaven.

 

[SilentProtagonist]

 

[Riggs]

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Manos fucking nice, Venezuela baby!

Also what is with Octo's hands? Jesus Christ looks her hands are 90 years old.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

She is so vile, those gross eyebrows, that nasty rough skin, those Fred Flinstone feet. Can't wait to see this shit, gonna have to tie a rubber band around my dick to keep it up.

 

[speculawyer]

Poor lady (no pun intended), clearly doing it out of desperation.

She needs to put the kids up for adoption. They are going to be taken from her eventually. She clearly can't afford to keep them and she is clearly not fully sane.

Put all the kids up for adoption and check into a mental facility.
A recent story:
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The words "Octomom" and "social worker" seem to go together better than peanut butter and jelly these days. The latest incident in the never-ending Nadya Suleman scandal finds the mother of 14 under investigation by social workers for child neglect.

Police and social workers in Orange County responded to a complaint at Suleman's La Habra, California home. They received reports that the house only had one functioning toilet and Suleman's children appeared unclean, the Los Angeles Times reports.

But the most shocking aspect of this news isn't the alleged neglect, it's how it was uncovered.

Apparently the whistleblower was Octomom's hairstylist, Stephanie. She discovered the conditions when she was called to the house to cut Suleman's hair and give her a Brazilian blowout, TMZ reports.

Even more shocking was the price of her do: $520.

Suleman cut the check to Stephanie despite previously reporting she had to go on welfare because she had become "totally destitute." Octomom currently gets $2,000 in monthly food stamps.

To be fair, some of that $520 was owed for a previous haircut, as well as $80 worth of hair products.

Stephanie claimed Suleman locked all 14 of her kids in another room and barricaded the door with a chair while her hair was being cut. As for the plumbing issue, Stephanie claimed Suleman told her she declined to have it fixed because the $150 quote for the job was too much.

Yet, $520 for hair care is absolutely reasonable.

In California, when a parent fails to give their children necessities (such as food, shelter, medical care, etc.), that parent is liable for misdemeanor child neglect. Penalties include up to a year in jail, fines up to $2,000, or both. Serious cases can also affect a parent's parental rights.

Fortunately for Octomom, social workers and police determined her children weren't endangered following a half-hour investigation of her home.
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$520 for a haircut. Right before bankruptcy.

 

[Arozay]

Eh? I'll just replay Prey...

 

[Apeopleman]

First shes in debt, now a porn shoot. Sounds like a cut from a family guy episode

 

[Hieberrr]

Derp face

 

[demolitio]

Maybe she can finally find something she's good at.

Sucks for the kids as they'll never be able to escape this or all the other past attention their mom has received.

 

[Vilam]

Just squint, it's uncanny.

 

[BlueTsunami]

For all the work she has had done on her face you'd think she get that gash of a belly button fixed

 

[jaxword]

I wonder if we'll have to explain to our grandkids someday exactly why people like this captured our attention and money.

 

[shaowebb]

Derp face

Derp Bikini. Black with white polka dots and green stringwork as trim? This woman is obviously insane.

 

[EnderWiggles]

The irony is that her face is the ugliest part of her body.

 

[GamerSoul]

Lifestyles of the broke and famous.

 

[tri_willy]

oh shiet! he's back! lol

 

[Plywood]

Just squint, it's uncanny.

No way

SS > Octomom

 

[iamcenok]

Sooooo, how does this woman still have custody of her children. I really don't get it.

She deserves to be piss poor for making this all a giant publicity stunt for her 15 minutes at the expense of her children, but her children deserve better.

 

[Giant Robot]

 

[Tesseract]

No way

SS > Octomom

my kind of woman.

 

[Vermillion]

I bet you could fit the entire handshake up there.

Here's a preview:

But I've already seen Enter the Void.

This is the best thread on GAF - I'm dying here

 

[Escape Goat]

Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon.

 

[sneakypete]

 

[SapientWolf]

Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon.

Do you mean that they're sleeping together or that they're the same person?

 

[VariantX04]

Do you mean that they're sleeping together or that they're the same person?

If srs

 

[BlueTsunami]

No way

SS > Octomom

I was always lukewarm on her till she appeared on The League. Then I said goddamn.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

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