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[LQX]

yeah...

She looks sexy in those gifs...

 

[PhoenixDark]

thanks


edit: jesus christ WTF man

ahahahaha

 

[lunchtoast]

That's just one random scene with wacky editing that might as well go along with yakety yak. The other scenes she plays with herself and makes terrible sex faces.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Watched the video, I can't get the image of a post-op Ebert out of my head. I don't think she can shift her jaw horizontally. It makes those moments where she's in simulated bliss look one of those moaning decapitated heads at your local Holloween outlet.

 

[shaowebb]

Why the hell is she cooking bacon that far from the stove? She putting that iron through double duty or something to cook it for her?

Who could fap to someone that could mess up bacon. That is the single most precious thing ever and she's killing it. My body is filled with more thoughts for how this breakfast could possibly work out than for what is under her clothing.

Priorities gentleman, mine are in order.

Spoiler

For God's sake woman move out the damn way and let me save that breakfast! Your ...oh no...NO...your kill...your KILLING IT!

 

[bengraven]

gad damnit pheonix darkm you fucking fooled me.

Watched the video, I can't get the image of a post-op Ebert out of my head. I don't think she can shift her jaw horizontally. It makes those moments where she's in simulated bliss look one of those moaning decapitated heads at your local Holloween outlet.

It's out?!

 

[way more]

The fact that I'm compelled to watch this and likely jack-it assures me that I'm going to hell. And not the good one with Aristotle and Euclid but the bad one with people who watch the maid undress and have a standing appointment with some whore.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

BEWARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9e9MikxtQ

"Oh Gawd"

Sounds like The Nanny's mum.

 

[alr1ght]

So apparently this is out. Who is brave enough to watch it?

 

[LProtag]

So apparently this is out. Who is brave enough to watch it?

I will do it. I will bring the ring to Mordor.

Spoiler

lol no

 

[B1gg_Randall]

So apparently this is out. Who is brave enough to watch it?

I saw 7 mins of it

 

[Riggs]

I saw 7 mins of it

You doing ok man?

 

[windowlurker]

Send me the fucking link asap

 

[Razorskin]

So apparently this is out. Who is brave enough to watch it?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

so guys........ how is it??

 

[Riggs]

Ok someone just linked me a sneak peek at this video. I want to link in here but is bannable? Even if I put up NSFW everywhere in the post?

 

[windowlurker]

Saw a trailer but I want the full thing damnit, cmon gaf.

 

[bud]

i have not seen the trailer, but what is going on here? is this some kind of portal-related joke?

she goes in like that and comes out... upside-down. is this porn logic?

 

[SaintZ]

I saw some very NSFW pics and gifs... and her boobs are nice.

 

[B1gg_Randall]

You doing ok man?

lol Im good..

so guys........ how is it??

The part I saw was wack..Nice boobs though.

 

[bud]

"Oh Gawd"

Sounds like The Nanny's mum.

she sounds like janice from friends, haha.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

i have not seen the trailer, but what is going on here? is this some kind of portal-related joke?

she goes in like that and comes out... upside-down. is this porn logic?

Post-production editing, how does it work?

 

[Taco_Human]

I'm down to watch. Help a brother out.

 

[lunchtoast]

I saw all the scenes on streaming sites earlier tonight.

 

[gdt]

Her appearance on Howard was terrifying.

Also really sad. Howard and Robin kept on shitting on her and it was just sad all around.

 

[gatti-man]

holy shit this thread is hilarious. Im dying here.

 

[Amagon]

The whole video was really meh.

 

[Claude]

I'm scared to watch this.

 

[Monocle]

You know, say what you will about this lady's choice to do porn. At least her kids will have something to remember her by when they're all grown up.

 

[spindashing]

on a scale of 1/10 with 10 being the best, how was it?

 

[oatmeal]

Why can't I find it?

I found one 12 minute thing on an adult website...but it didn't have the hallway shot I was looking for. It was all faux-sensual boob stuff.

 

[Amagon]

on a scale of 1/10 with 10 being the best, how was it?

2

 

[ChuyMasta]

Help a brother out!

It's past midnight. No one will know.

 

[dehydratedbabies]

So it's all just her masturbating? That's all I'm finding, and it's all pretty lame. It's really not worth looking at unless you're into scars and Chun-Li thighs...

Help a brother out!

It's past midnight. No one will know.

motherless

 

[iamaustrian]

am I the only one who expected a milf having sex with a giant octopus?
left disappointed

(

who cares about a mom masturbating?

 

[Victory Red]

Video was boring.

There is something anatomically...off with her dirty bits. Her vagina was really small and there was this huge taint region and no sign of an asshole. It's like her taint went all the way down and up to her butt crack.

If a woman is spread-eagle masterbating you should see her bung hole. I did not.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

This thread is golden, reaction post are amazing.

 

[deejay8595]

Can someone PM me the link? I'd appreciate it!

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Video was boring.

There is something anatomically...off with her dirty bits. Her vagina was really small and there was this huge taint region and no sign of an asshole. It's like her taint went all the way down and up to her butt crack.

._.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Video was boring.

There is something anatomically...off with her dirty bits. Her vagina was really small and there was this huge taint region and no sign of an asshole. It's like her taint went all the way down and up to her butt crack.

If a woman is spread-eagle masterbating you should see her bung hole. I did not.

God damn you. Now I want to actually watch it just to see what the fuck you're going on about.

 

[Epicus Failus]

She got implants?

She told Howard Stern she had a breast reduction.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

God damn you. Now I want to actually watch it just to see what the fuck you're going on about.

Sounds likes someone Woll Smoth'd her genitals.

 

[Onion_Relish]

In all likelihood the perennium was split open due to her giving birth so much in order to ease the labor, hence the fact that her "taint" could be altered or even completely missing. I don't think she gave birth by c-section for every child did she? That could also explain why her vagina might appear off, as she could have received reconstructive surgery on it.

 

[Dragnet]

Totally disappointing! Her lips freak me the F out, her body just doesn't look right, her belly is still suffering from dat pregnancy, and the stretch marks on her legs..blegh! On top of that, she doesn't even get nailed! Just repeated masturbation. Boo!

 

[Digishine]

those nipples freaks me out. so small no shit those baby's got the milk from a bottle.

 

[MisterNugNug]

Totally disappointing! Her lips freak me the F out, her body just doesn't look right, her belly is still suffering from dat pregnancy, and the stretch marks on her legs..blegh! On top of that, she doesn't even get nailed! Just repeated masturbation. Boo!

in Tom Hardy's Bane Voice: "Now is not the time for hardcore...that comes later."

 

[tapedeck]

NSFW Footage

 

[DMeisterJ]

Her boob job is so bad.

 

[SUPREME1]

I'm so grossed out right now

Hey here's an impression

Spoiler

eyebrow

Spoiler

eyebrow

Most impressive.


*bow*

 

[Riggs]

Video was boring.

There is something anatomically...off with her dirty bits. Her vagina was really small and there was this huge taint region and no sign of an asshole. It's like her taint went all the way down and up to her butt crack.

If a woman is spread-eagle masterbating you should see her bung hole. I did not.

Weird now I want to see this.