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[Helscream]

 

[Jarlaxle]

Dude's thrusting seems half-hearted to me.

To be fair, it does look like he's fucking a 10 year old in public. Probably not trying to go wild.

 

[NegativeCero]

Did I just see 50 cent at the end of that trailer? And was that girl limp when he had a guitar? What the shit is going on with you, Japan?

 

[afoni]

i hope it runs in 1080p

 

[Infernal Monkey]

I'm more fascinated by the machine that moves the onahole for you. The future is here.

 

[jadedm17]

The youtube comments are actually golden

You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world.
You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy.
But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators.
What an age we live in...

See that mountain?
You can fuck it!

YOUR CIVILIZATION HAS ENTERED THE WAIFU ERA

It's gonna be weird living in an age where you don't need a gf anymore and can just adopt if you want kids, but I guess it was inevitable.

That was... wow. If you ever find who wrote them tell them I owe them a drink.

Edit : I agree though, we're making a lot of strides in technology in really not a long time. Its absolutely crazy to think about where we'll be in 10 years, 20, 30, etc.

 

[McLovin]

NSFW
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/3ztxkh5h68kgg07/Oculus+Rift+very+official+spot+TV.mp4

I saw this a while ago, that part with 50 still caught me off guard lol

 

[nai]

I don't oppose this in any way, but it seems a bit impractical do have that many devices in order to achieve what they are doing.
Everyone has their own fetishes and fantasies, so who am I to judge?

 

[Rains]

Well this is one video Neogaf will not be Giffing lmao

 

[RayMaker]

Behold GAF you are witnessing the birth of a multi billion doller industry.

Like pornstars today endorse there own fleshlights

In the future you will get the Alexis Texas virtual package.


--

but by the time it gets mainstream she might be the milf catorgory

 

[Hidden One]

I'll buy it.

Spoiler

jk

 

[-Horizon-]

:|

:|

:





Goodbye real world

 

[dreamfall]

I just...

What did I...

50 cent...

GAH.

 

[guitarhero]

Behold GAF you are witnessing the birth of a multi billion doller industry.

Like pornstars today endorse there own fleshlights

In the future you will get the Alexis Texas virtual package.

What about just sexy celebrities? Get a good sound-a-like to record moans and stuff, some 3D modeling and BOOM! You've got a Kate Upton virtual package; license to print money.

 

[ichtyander]

Jesus... I don't even...


Oh wait, Lara Croft mods incoming! Suddenly I am cool with this.

Just thinking though, do you think the likes of Ellen Page would agree to having their body scanned knowing stuff like this will be around the corner? Can't imagine too many actresses wanting to be in a PC game once this gets out in the wild.

Crazy, could see this being a big seller with women as well. Vibrators sell like crazy, and they could get screwed by Johnny Depp or whoever... what a world. No one will be having babies in the future I guess. But more importantly, actual sex, would explain why the Japanese don't bother any more I guess... bunch of futurists.

Pretty sure Ellen Page or other actresses not in the adult industry won't agree to nothing of the sort.

That doesn't mean modders won't mod the shit out of games and get every 3D model imaginable.

Regarding the "no babies" argument, in the foreseeable future, it might even help with even more people having sex, if the VR tech gets wireless and not at all cumbersome (just some simple, non-intruding glasses) and with a more sophisticated Kinect-like tech, you could potentially screw anybody in real life because they'll look very much different through the glasses.

Though to be fair, it'll probably be the doom of us all.

 

[GamerSoul]

What the fuck did I just watch lol

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Better be no screen tear..

it's not the screen tearing you should be worried about...

Spoiler

so sorry

Someone should put an oculus rift on his head.

it's no oculus, but this was posted earlier in the thread:

 

[oxidax]

Oculus Rift VR + Fleshlight Bundle

 

[GamerSoul]

On the outside Gaf is like

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That was my exact reaction

 

[MARNEY]

Posted?
http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/videometa/1719/zen_mp4.mp4

 

[rjinaz]

Did I just see 50 cent at the end of that trailer? And was that girl limp when he had a guitar? What the shit is going on with you, Japan?

That video wasn't made in Japan. it was a music video, though I don't recall the country of origin but not Japan.

 

[params7]

What about just sexy celebrities? Get a good sound-a-like to record moans and stuff, some 3D modeling and BOOM! You've got a Kate Upton virtual package; license to print money.

Millions will be made by whoever capitalize on it.

 

[redwolflim]

Spoiler

My wife gonna kill me if I get this

 

[PrinceKee]

What in the fuck lmao...

With that said think my fiancée would get upset if I tried this? Is it cheating? Lol

 

[witchedwiz]

The youtube comments are actually golden

You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world.
You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy.
But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators.
What an age we live in...

See that mountain?
You can fuck it!

YOUR CIVILIZATION HAS ENTERED THE WAIFU ERA

It's gonna be weird living in an age where you don't need a gf anymore and can just adopt if you want kids, but I guess it was inevitable.

came to post these comments but someone got them down before me :X

 

[Myshkin]

Pretty sure Ellen Page or other actresses not in the adult industry won't agree to nothing of the sort.

That doesn't mean modders won't mod the shit out of games and get every 3D model imaginable.

They'll just use look-alikes. The same way you can see Princess Di grinding and moaning in an adult film today.

 

[Marc]

Pretty sure Ellen Page or other actresses not in the adult industry won't agree to nothing of the sort.

That doesn't mean modders won't mod the shit out of games and get every 3D model imaginable.

Regarding the "no babies" argument, in the foreseeable future, it might even help with even more people having sex, if the VR tech gets wireless and not at all cumbersome (just some simple, non-intruding glasses) and with a more sophisticated Kinect-like tech, you could potentially screw anybody in real life because they'll look very much different through the glasses.

Though to be fair, it'll probably be the doom of us all.

Thats what I mean, not the actors agreeing to it themselves but if a 3D model exists that has scanned their face/body then makes it a lot easier for modders if they get their hands on it. If its a PC game it should be fairly straight forward.

Good point, a new twist to the brown paper bag... :-/

Makes me think of that Futurama episode where robot (VR) sex almost ended civilization.

 

[DTSAirmaN]

Meh... its probably only 720p

lmao

 

[GamerSoul]

What in the fuck lmao...

With that said think my fiancé would get upset if I tried this? Is it cheating? Lol

New laws will have to be made now.

 

[-Horizon-]

What in the fuck lmao...

With that said think my fiancée would get upset if I tried this? Is it cheating? Lol

Depends, which one is your main waifu?

 

[Latvian Hitman]

 

[redwolflim]

Someone in Gaf actually tried it out before (but not the same as OT) (NSFW)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=73799908&postcount=309

 

[tryagainlater]

Once pornstars get in on this, hell yes!

 

[Parakeetman]

Did I just see 50 cent at the end of that trailer? And was that girl limp when he had a guitar? What the shit is going on with you, Japan?

Its a French music video.

 

[Professor Lich]

Is it 60fps though?

Yep. 60 fucks per second.

Edit: Finding out what this was for originally makes this even more hilarious.

 

[jon_dojah]

^faps per sec

 

[jon_dojah]

BTW this made it on to Worldstarthiphop.com

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh58dtSL9J4jyu3RD7

 

[Zabant]

.

 

[RaikuHebi]

On the outside Gaf is like

But on the inside...

Oh God I had to hold in my laugh to not wake my family up.

 

[todahawk]

It will come, in time. Think neural signals.

Bah, think warm lube.

So when's Oculus hitting retail? I'm all in. All of me.

Only the tip is required™

Dude's thrusting seems half-hearted to me.

Maybe he was in his 8th session and a bit chafed?

completely lost it here

 

[StayDead]

Occulus Rift will be far too expensive to make this anywhere near affordable anyways.

 

[MrPing1000]

 

[Wiseguy]

NSFW
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/3ztxkh5h68kgg07/Oculus+Rift+very+official+spot+TV.mp4

LMAO

 

[Zabant]

BTW this made it on to Worldstarthiphop.com

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh58dtSL9J4jyu3RD7

Yung Sammy • 28 minutes ago −
Nintendo 69 and shit

I Think Im Randy $avage • 8 minutes ago
Ima buy this and fuck the shit out my computer, Ima fuck the harddrive out that bitch.

ItsMrStealYourComment • 8 minutes ago −
Japanese bitches be putting rubiks cubes up their vaginas, and if that shit comes back solved they know they pregnant

RandomMuhFucka • 9 minutes ago −
real niggas that know can't wait for the Oculus Rift to be released, its gonna take gaming, movie watching, fappin, all that shit to a new level. I'm geeked for this shit

wiltdastilt0928 • 11 minutes ago −
They probably play dat shit every day bragging bout what their rank is or what level they on lol......

Personal Trainer Tommy • 16 minutes ago −
I'LL BUY THIS ONLY TO PERFECT MY STROKE AND MOTION TECHNIQUE LMAO SET IT UP NEXT TO A MIRROR SO I CAN KISS MY MUSCLES WHILE I'M AT IT LOL

Soul-Glo-MoBB #FonkTown510 • 25 minutes ago −
Paypalling child support to a fake bitch on a laptop? damn that

WADDUP DOE?!!!! • 36 minutes ago −
Now we have to find ways that this technology can be used for every day shit so we can convince our Girlfriends/wives/parents to cop this...these niggas revolutionized the way we view porn forever props

Reall nigga archives • 40 minutes ago −
This shit is faker than Kanye West

potroast • 41 minutes ago −
I'ma dowload my waifu and fuck that bitch.

That bitch will be screaming "uhh! Potroast-kun!"

You niggas ain't on that boss shit.

Nearly half choked to death seeing these comments, try reading it with an accent. This entire thing has made my week.

 

[afoni]

Occulus Rift will be far too expensive to make this anywhere near affordable anyways.

gonna buy it anyway so i can do the nasty with my waifus

 

[guitarhero]

Actually...the popularity of Oculus Rift (thanks to things like this?) may spawn knock-offs/copy-cats/budget versions, and mass production of the screens should lower the price.

I just hope they don't recall Rule 34 when modding, because THAT would be WTF material of the highest degree.

 

[Loofy]

Occulus Rift will be far too expensive to make this anywhere near affordable anyways.

I thought OR was only $300?

 

[Dire]

What about just sexy celebrities? Get a good sound-a-like to record moans and stuff, some 3D modeling and BOOM! You've got a Kate Upton virtual package; license to print money.

That sounds nice and all until you catch a virus.. and Kate Upton suddenly transforms into Ross Perot at a timely moment.

 

[Sub_Level]

That sounds nice and all until you catch a virus.. and Kate Upton suddenly transforms into Ross Perot at a timely moment.

Screamers are about to get a whole lot worse.

 

[StayDead]

I thought OR was only $300?

I'm not made of money. How can I afford all the cute figs of mai waifu and an occulus rift. ;_: